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The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”

23 Aug 09

Money troubles might have stripped us of shopping sprees, luxury travel and fancy dinners, but sex is one thing that should remain recession-proof. Sex therapists are seeing more couples who blame their lack of bedroom activities on redundancies and increased stress at work.

A K-Y Brand Intimacy survey by Consumer Link reveals the economic downturn has had a negative impact on the love lives of married Kiwis. The survey of 500 people showed a quarter of women blamed the recession for reduced intimacy, while 19 per cent of men agreed romance had been ruled out by financial stress.

Sex therapist Nic Beets said more people were reporting stress when visiting him and his colleague Verity Thom at their Auckland practice. Beets said a change in a couple's situation could affect the entire dynamic of their relationship - with problems between the sheets. "Situations change when times are tough - when one person loses their job or income and everything has to be re-evaluated. If you don't have the skills to deal with it in a positive way, it will impact on your sex life."

But Beets said sex wouldn't necessarily be the only part of the relationship to suffer in tight times. "It might be sex, or it might be that you don't talk to each other like you used to. Everybody's relationships will hit a crisis point, but the timing of them can be affected by outside sources like money."

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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

"Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex."

Earl Wilson

Say good-bye to flaccid fauna.

An Isreali scientist discovered that by adding Viagra to containers filled with cut blooms, the flowers stayed fresh and erect for a week longer than usual thanks to an increased supply of nitric oxide!

In a recent survey half of under 25s admitted to having sex with a new partner on holiday and not always using a condom.

A humerous look at how NOT to do it!

14 Aug 09

Major UK tourist attraction, Alton Towers waterpark, has banned Speedos and other types of tight swimming trunks on grounds of taste.

The trunks are favoured by the likes of pop star Rod Stewart and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo. But it seems Alton Towers' bosses cannot stomach the types of swimwear that have featured at their waterpark, reckoning them "more suited to Spain than Staffordshire". The company said that a number of men had been sporting tight trunks during the hot weather.

It went on: "To prevent embarrassment among fellow members of the public and to maintain the family friendly atmosphere at the resort, bosses have taken the extreme measure of banning these tight trunks from their popular waterpark.

While women may hail the return of the skimpy bathers, the style itself is not deemed public or family friendly, and therefore we are requesting that male swimmers wear more appropriate styles such as boardshorts. We feel this small brief style is not appropriate for a family venue so we are advising male bathers to wear more protective swimwear such as shorts.

We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure & preserve the dignity of all our guests."

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

Woody Allen

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