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Apples Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $299 to $399.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Males, on average, think about sex once every two minutes.

Females, on average, think about sex once every two days.

(p.s. The widely quoted 'every 7 seconds' for men is an urban myth.)

7 Sep 09

Stoners may be trading sexual highs for the chemical kind. Males who smoke marijuana daily are four times more likely to have trouble reaching orgasm than men who don't inhale, finds a new study of 8,656 Aussies. Other smokers had the opposite problem, experiencing premature ejaculation at nearly three times the rate of non-smokers, find a team led by Marian Pitts at La Trobe University in Melbourne.

Her team analysed data collected as part of a 2005 telephone survey of 16 to 64-year-olds. Overall, 8.7 per cent of respondents said they had gotten high in the last year, with twice as many men (11.2 per cent) admitting to marijuana use as women (6.1 per cent). People under 36 were more likely to smoke marijuana than older participants.

Even though many male smokers experienced sexual problems, they reported more partners than non-smokers. Marijuana users were twice as likely to have had two or more sex partners in the previous year than men who didn't smoke pot.

Pitts' team found an even stronger trend for increased sexual activity among female smokers, who were also seven times more likely to have been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection in the last year than non-smokers. However, female smokers had no more problems in the bedroom than abstainers, Pitts' team found.

Her team's results generally back up prior studies connecting increased promiscuity and sexual problems to marijuana use.

"Where all think alike, no one thinks very much."

Walter Lippmann

Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach.

"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie, and fly away before she knows what happened."

So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed of light.

Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell."

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

31 Aug 09

An estimated 50 million women in Asia are at risk of becoming infected with HIV from their intimate partners. Evidence from many Asian countries indicates that these women are either married or in long-term relationships with men who engage in high-risk sexual behaviours. These findings are published in a new report by UNAIDS being released today at the 9th International Congress on AIDS in Asia and the Pacific in Bali.

The HIV epidemics in Asia vary between countries in the region, but are fuelled by unprotected paid sex, the sharing of contaminated injecting equipment by injecting drug users, and unprotected sex among men who have sex with men. Men who buy sex constitute the largest infected population group - and most of them are either married or will get married. This puts a significant number of women, often perceived as 'low-risk' because they only have sex with their husbands or long-term partners, at risk of HIV infection.

It is estimated that more than 90% of the 1.7 million women living with HIV in Asia became infected from their husbands or partners while in long-term relationships. By 2008, women constituted 35% of all adult HIV infections in Asia, up from 17% in 1990.

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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

R. D. Laing

13 is the average age American women begin menstruation.

FEMALE GEOGRAPHY

Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.

Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.

Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.

After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...

MALE GEOGRAPHY

Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick...