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Joke of the Day: Dangerous Assumptions
The wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, ... with a sense of pride and satisfaction she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi darling", he says.
"Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom."
Quote of the Day: Female Multi-tasking
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
Billy Connolly
NEWS: Increasing risk of STDs among those over 50
5 Feb 12
Sexually transmitted diseases among older adults have more than doubled in the past 10 years according to a new report as the age group is having more sex than ever.
Of those between 50 and 90 years of age, 80 per cent are sexually active according to the Student British Medical Journal report, spreading opportunity for disease with the aid of possibly overlooked symptoms.
'A 56 year old man has trouble with his 'waterworks.' A 61 year old woman reports lower abdominal pain. The chances are that sexually transmitted infections are not high on your list of differential diagnoses - but increasing evidence indicates that they should be,' state the co-authors.
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Thought of the Day: Marriage Adventure
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
SEX FACTOID: Cutting out broccoli will make your semen taste better.
Semen is naturally bitter, and eating broccoli & red meat, and drinking coffee, can make it worse. A ray of hope for the Oral Sex Diet!
Quote of the Day: Behind Great Men
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey
Joke of the Day: BACHELOR COOKERY PROBLEM
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.
"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish."
Thought for the Day: Mutual Support
Don't buy cheap bras ... support your bra and it will support you!
Joke of the Day: MOODS
THE MOODS OF A WOMAN:
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
THE MOODS OF A MAN:
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
Quote of the Day: Light & Hard
"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on."
Unknown
