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Wine Bottles and Things.

Should you be putting thing up inside you like wine bottles and is it harmful to your body?:confused:

Have you looked at many dildos?

As long as the device is clean and smooth I do not see a problem with it. Brandye recently remarked that I have a "thing" for cucumbers. She has often commented about her long necked cologne bottle, I believe it is.

I have suggested the use of long handled kitchen utensils, a smooth handled screwdriver, etc.

If it is a screw top, remove all the metal parts so you don't scratch yourself.

Anything you put inside should be smooth, and preferably made in one peice so that nothing can come off and get left inside. Don't insert anything you can't continue to hold onto with your hand, because it'll be a bugger to get out if you lose your grip (and nobody wants to have to go to the hospital and explain how that egg got up there).

It's normal to experiment with objects, just use common sense.

And wash it afterwards, obviously.

Given the size of a winebottle (depending on which end could be a very large dildo comparable to fisting or more)
and the fact regular glass can have rough edges, chip and break under pressure,
I would consider (serious) injury very possible.

Not too long ago Brandye -who is a physician- shared a horror story of how she removed glass from someone's ass.

Experimenting is one thing. But please be safe!
If you're interested in glass, better buy yourself a cyberglass toy. This is specifically manufactured for your safety.

Isn't there also a risk of an open wine bottle being "stuck" for lack of a better word due to a vacuum possibly being created? Kind of like sucking on a bottle and sticking your tongue in it?

Even if that's just urban legend, knowing me I'd be the one it'd happen to. :)

Apparently it can. Last summer there was a Chinese man in the news, who had come into the hospital in Zhuai with a milk-bottle stuck in his ass, because it had created a vacuum :eek:

Supposedly he had tried to relieve his constipation by stimulating his bowel-movement like this. Now, I can see where he got that idea from -all who have owned a dog with constipation issues may now nod their heads ;) But the reason to chose a bottle seems a mystery.

A weekend evening in a major urbal emergency room is a real education as to what various body cavities can hold. Anything you can imagine has been removed. Gay guys tend to be the highest risk takers with their backsides but the scariest I ever removed was a light bulb from a vagina. I was more frightened than she. Then, she had enough alcohol in her system that she was barely aware.

If you must use glass, make it tempered glass that is absolutely smooth and, yes, bottles can create suction. No desirable.

More kink before you have learned to enjoy regular sex properly?
Seems like it to me.

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