two sperm are swimmin around when one sperm asks the other....hey joe when are we going to reach the fallopian tubes...Joe looks at him and says IDK we just passed the tonsels an hour ago
You keep the areas neatly trimmed and grey hair is not a big deal...now are you considering dying your doo? Did not not just harm it with a razor? Keep stuff off yourself. I swear...I am waiting for you to tell us you wrapped yourself up in christmas tree lights and accidentally fried your "balls". LOL. Stop the pubic hair concerns...just pull the spare ones out of your mouth or hers! No one had been known to choke on them yet...
No I was watching sex in the city last night and someone was freakin out cuz they got a grey hair, so they tried to dye it and it turn orange lol....
I wouldnt die my hair...Well maybe the hair on the top of my head...I learned my lessons on shaving already...Im just going to trim from now on....And this pubic hair question was simply to try and be an idiot.
Speaking of christmas...I did tie a bow on it (loosely of course)...my girl got quite a kick out of it
EEK, once again I am floored by your wisdom (your reply was PRICELESS!!!).
Either the thread starter is a bit young or is a product of the abstinence only education. I have heard of this question being asked before (and it always strikes me as damn odd), but I suppose if it isn't covered in biology class, or sex ed, how else would a person know?
Of course, for such a natural thing (akin to eating, drinking, breathing and related functions) it seems odd to ask about it. Of course, if you spend the first 14 or more years of your life not really doing it, why on earth would you know anything about it, especially with regards to what is a effectively a technical question.
Sperm in/on/near vagina can result in pregnancy (I've heard of accounts of pregnacies resulting from sperm on panties). What this actually means in real life, isn't necessarily the most clear thing. After all, if swallowed, when elminated it comes close to the vagina doesn't it (which is missing the point, but if you don't know, you don't know right?)?
So while it seems like the dumbest question ever (heck I did a double take when I read the question), it's not.
I can't remember one of the things that my ex-girlfriend said in bed one day, but I was struck by the sheer ignorance of her comment. It wasn't quite the equivalent of "Don't ejaculate in my mouth, I could get pregnant!", but it was something equally mind-boggling where I was litterally amazed for a couple of days that an adult woman, university educated simply did not know xyz fact about her own body and biology. I was stunned.
And on that lengthy missive, I bid thee and all, adieu!
[quote=KMB;206194]That's why I love Oral sex a lot.
It doesn't cause Pregnancy according to what I've read so far.[/quote]It does not. But if some sperm are left to come in contact with vaginal fluids you have a risk.
If semen comes in contact with a vagina there is a risk. Through the intestines, no. Please read the board and some info on the subject...
Dude I hope blowjobs cant get a woman pregnant. :(
They can't.
Assuming the semen is contained and does not come in contact with the vagina, that is.
ha this reminds me
two sperm are swimmin around when one sperm asks the other....hey joe when are we going to reach the fallopian tubes...Joe looks at him and says IDK we just passed the tonsels an hour ago
so by swallowing sperm through the mouth will stand no chance of getting pregnant??hah!jz to make things sure..thanks for answering anyway!
Is she going down on herself afterwards?
Newbie88 - congratulations; you're an idiot.
rofl RF....I could see it now...
Okay..you do me and then do yourself....lol
EEK can I be an idiot too? I have loads of ignorant questions...
Like does pubic hair turn grey when you get old?
Ducy I understand that it does. I'll let you know when I get there.
Thats intense....I wonder how many people dye it like they do grey hairs on their head lol
I wouldn't think the application of harsh chemicals near sensitive tissues would be a very good idea.
Ducy:
You keep the areas neatly trimmed and grey hair is not a big deal...now are you considering dying your doo? Did not not just harm it with a razor? Keep stuff off yourself. I swear...I am waiting for you to tell us you wrapped yourself up in christmas tree lights and accidentally fried your "balls". LOL. Stop the pubic hair concerns...just pull the spare ones out of your mouth or hers! No one had been known to choke on them yet...
No I was watching sex in the city last night and someone was freakin out cuz they got a grey hair, so they tried to dye it and it turn orange lol....
I wouldnt die my hair...Well maybe the hair on the top of my head...I learned my lessons on shaving already...Im just going to trim from now on....And this pubic hair question was simply to try and be an idiot.
Speaking of christmas...I did tie a bow on it (loosely of course)...my girl got quite a kick out of it
the question I always ask myself,,DO THE DRAPES MATCH THE RUG??:p
EEK, once again I am floored by your wisdom (your reply was PRICELESS!!!).
Either the thread starter is a bit young or is a product of the abstinence only education. I have heard of this question being asked before (and it always strikes me as damn odd), but I suppose if it isn't covered in biology class, or sex ed, how else would a person know?
Of course, for such a natural thing (akin to eating, drinking, breathing and related functions) it seems odd to ask about it. Of course, if you spend the first 14 or more years of your life not really doing it, why on earth would you know anything about it, especially with regards to what is a effectively a technical question.
Sperm in/on/near vagina can result in pregnancy (I've heard of accounts of pregnacies resulting from sperm on panties). What this actually means in real life, isn't necessarily the most clear thing. After all, if swallowed, when elminated it comes close to the vagina doesn't it (which is missing the point, but if you don't know, you don't know right?)?
So while it seems like the dumbest question ever (heck I did a double take when I read the question), it's not.
I can't remember one of the things that my ex-girlfriend said in bed one day, but I was struck by the sheer ignorance of her comment. It wasn't quite the equivalent of "Don't ejaculate in my mouth, I could get pregnant!", but it was something equally mind-boggling where I was litterally amazed for a couple of days that an adult woman, university educated simply did not know xyz fact about her own body and biology. I was stunned.
And on that lengthy missive, I bid thee and all, adieu!
That's why I love Oral sex a lot.
It doesn't cause Pregnancy according to what I've read so far.
Unless you have mutant sperm that can survive stomach acide and digestion only to be removed through urine....
But by that time I doubt it would be the sperm so much as the partner with the mutant sperm...:p
[quote=KMB;206194]That's why I love Oral sex a lot.
It doesn't cause Pregnancy according to what I've read so far.[/quote]It does not. But if some sperm are left to come in contact with vaginal fluids you have a risk.
Well, if she's licking her own vagina that's one limber woman!
[QUOTE=newbie88;203673]will it cause pregnancy??[/QUOTE]
Ok now I've always heard there's no such thing as a stupid qiestion, but dang that's stupid lol but no offence :)
EEK: I've actually heard that it isnt all too rare (not saying everyone can do it) but I have heard a decent number of woman can do that.
Ducy I'm about as limber as they come and even I can't do that.