[QUOTE=Quote (thetease13 @ Nov. 09 2004,15:37)]This is the old way:
First Base: This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not
Second Base: This could mean anything from tongue kissing, breast feeling, to outside the clothes genital contact.
Third Base: Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner
Home Run: This was always sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases
and then you have the newer way:
On Deck: Having plans for a date
Strike-Out: Self explanatory
Thrown Out of the Game: Attempted sex without condom
Foul Tip: VD
Walk: Kissing
Bases Loaded: Multiple sex partners
Bunt: Masturbation
Single: Tongue kissing
Double: Breasts touched, some clothes off, lotta grabbing
Ground Rule Double: Would have sex, but no condom
Triple: Clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the Park Home Run: Oral Sex
Home Run: SEX !!!
Balk: Premature ejaculation
Switch Hitter: Bisexual
Box Seats: Waterbed
Error: Condom breaks during sex
Hall of Fame: Marriage
Minor League: Under 18
Pine Tar: KY Jelly
Rain Delay: Parents/Roommate return home unexpectedly
Relief pitcher: Vibrator
Rookie: Virgin
Seventh Inning Stretch: Unusual positions
Grand Slam: Sex three times in three hours or less
Three Up and Three Down: Impotency[/QUOTE]
Wow i really didnt ever think about those terms .
But... i have a diffrent intrepitation for the bases
1st- making out ( u can feel up or down when makin out )
2nd- mannual stimulation ( handjob fingering)
3rd- oral sex
home run... yea well
This is the old way:
First Base: This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not
Second Base: This could mean anything from tongue kissing, breast feeling, to outside the clothes genital contact.
Third Base: Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner
Home Run: This was always sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases
and then you have the newer way:
On Deck: Having plans for a date
Strike-Out: Self explanatory
Thrown Out of the Game: Attempted sex without condom
Foul Tip: VD
Walk: Kissing
Bases Loaded: Multiple sex partners
Bunt: Masturbation
Single: Tongue kissing
Double: Breasts touched, some clothes off, lotta grabbing
Ground Rule Double: Would have sex, but no condom
Triple: Clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the Park Home Run: Oral Sex
Home Run: SEX !!!
Balk: Premature ejaculation
Switch Hitter: Bisexual
Box Seats: Waterbed
Error: Condom breaks during sex
Hall of Fame: Marriage
Minor League: Under 18
Pine Tar: KY Jelly
Rain Delay: Parents/Roommate return home unexpectedly
Relief pitcher: Vibrator
Rookie: Virgin
Seventh Inning Stretch: Unusual positions
Grand Slam: Sex three times in three hours or less
Three Up and Three Down: Impotency
[QUOTE=Quote (thetease13 @ Nov. 09 2004,15:37)]This is the old way:
First Base: This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not
Second Base: This could mean anything from tongue kissing, breast feeling, to outside the clothes genital contact.
Third Base: Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner
Home Run: This was always sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases
and then you have the newer way:
On Deck: Having plans for a date
Strike-Out: Self explanatory
Thrown Out of the Game: Attempted sex without condom
Foul Tip: VD
Walk: Kissing
Bases Loaded: Multiple sex partners
Bunt: Masturbation
Single: Tongue kissing
Double: Breasts touched, some clothes off, lotta grabbing
Ground Rule Double: Would have sex, but no condom
Triple: Clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the Park Home Run: Oral Sex
Home Run: SEX !!!
Balk: Premature ejaculation
Switch Hitter: Bisexual
Box Seats: Waterbed
Error: Condom breaks during sex
Hall of Fame: Marriage
Minor League: Under 18
Pine Tar: KY Jelly
Rain Delay: Parents/Roommate return home unexpectedly
Relief pitcher: Vibrator
Rookie: Virgin
Seventh Inning Stretch: Unusual positions
Grand Slam: Sex three times in three hours or less
Three Up and Three Down: Impotency[/QUOTE]
Wow i really didnt ever think about those terms .
But... i have a diffrent intrepitation for the bases
1st- making out ( u can feel up or down when makin out )
2nd- mannual stimulation ( handjob fingering)
3rd- oral sex
home run... yea well
Anyhows good luck with her man.
This is the old way:
First Base: This was almost always kissing, although one guy I knew thought it meant holding hands. Sometimes it was tongue kissing and sometimes not
Second Base: This could mean anything from tongue kissing, breast feeling, to outside the clothes genital contact.
Third Base: Usually this was a hand down the pants of you or your partner
Home Run: This was always sex, although it was rarely reached in the times when you had to refer to it in terms of bases
and then you have the newer way:
On Deck: Having plans for a date
Strike-Out: Self explanatory
Thrown Out of the Game: Attempted sex without condom
Foul Tip: VD
Walk: Kissing
Bases Loaded: Multiple sex partners
Bunt: Masturbation
Single: Tongue kissing
Double: Breasts touched, some clothes off, lotta grabbing
Ground Rule Double: Would have sex, but no condom
Triple: Clothes off, genital contact, mutual masturbation
Inside the Park Home Run: Oral Sex
Home Run: SEX !!!
Balk: Premature ejaculation
Switch Hitter: Bisexual
Box Seats: Waterbed
Error: Condom breaks during sex
Hall of Fame: Marriage
Minor League: Under 18
Pine Tar: KY Jelly
Rain Delay: Parents/Roommate return home unexpectedly
Relief pitcher: Vibrator
Rookie: Virgin
Seventh Inning Stretch: Unusual positions
Grand Slam: Sex three times in three hours or less
Three Up and Three Down: Impotency
I thought there was shortstop which was fingering her or handjob