--or, not....

Depends upon the couple's relationship.

"Hi hunny I'm home" does the body good.

It;s not the words its more the actions...talk about what you find attractive about her & focus on the positive...tell her how much she turns you on (assuming she does). ask her what she is liking during the stages of making love...

Good Point Doc.......those words migh actually cause friction. Perhaps, the
wife was enjoying him being gone (assuming it was a he that was saying
"I'm Home").

"Honey, I'm home" is certainly what her boyfriend DOESN'T want to hear!

Agreed sera.

And timing, timing, timing... it's everything. If, for example, I'm in the kitchen (which is almost always a fun place to get things started), sweating over a hot stove, it will take a more tender approach. I don't want to hear, "I want to stick my ____ in your sauce right now". (there are times where that is appropriate, but this is not one of them).

The reason why you are probably not hearing a lot about "what" to say, is that it differs for every couple. There are those that like the more subtle, "Something about the way you are stirring that sauce is turning me on" (in a low, sexy tone). And others that would be turned on by "Why don't you come over here and stir my sauce".

The thing is, when not in the moment, these simple phrases sound idiotic. When the chemestry is right, oho buddy, it's a whole new ball game all together.

But if you're new at the dirty talk, best to just stick to the compliments, for now. Or if in the moment, you can add things like, "Ooo yah, that's good", and so on. Save the vulgarities for when he/she is ready (they'll either ask for it, or you will develop the moment through a slow build up). Learning to read your partener is the fun part. And communication is very relevant. So after it's all said, and done, it doesn't hurt to ask for some feedback on what they liked. You can custom tailor your own "dirty talk" based on your parteners response.

Agreed, you two,
Dirty talk does not have to be all about vulgarities, it can be all about innuendos as referenced above by those "saucy" statements.

the words "intercourse" and "pimento loaf" make my pants get tight in a hurry.

Vodoo's comments have a great deal of merit.....

LMFAO Cherry....I think the best line is "I want you right here...right now!" with a look of lust in your eye....and with the front of your pants bulging out...I dont think I have ever been turned down with that....

Or....my personal favorite "Hey, you wanna get naked?" Normally it leads to sex....(If one is in the mood)....and if neither is, we wind up just messing with each other (nothing sexual) conversations, poking and tickling etc etc haha

It's not always what he's saying as much as how he says it. I can get really turned on with a play by play of what's in store for me later on. He gets very, very descriptive without even touching me and that drives me insane.

this is ONLY costing me this much???:D:D:D

Stock Split...............

[quote=constantlylearning;205640]Stock Split...............[/quote]I HOPE THIS IS A JOKE!:)

Ya think??? Oh, Sera you never want me to have any fun do you?

[quote=constantlylearning;205653]Ya think??? Oh, Sera you never want me to have any fun do you?[/quote]I can think of better ways to have fun...LOL! But a nice split is just a perk. Not a substitute for "it all":D

Definitely not a substitute. That I agree with it. "Better ways" oh want
are you talking about? LOL

No CL no fun *blowing a whistle* move along...move along... nothing to see here. Sera! Put that man down!

I remember no place for a sense of humor. I got it the first time. "Put that man
down"??????
Blowing a whistle???? LOST AGAIN

[QUOTE=constantlylearning;205665]I remember no place for a sense of humor. I got it the first time. "Put that man
down"??????
Blowing a whistle???? LOST AGAIN[/QUOTE]

get even kinkier and you could "blow your own whistle" lol

Stocks are not everything in life to turn one one...they are a mere perk in life when all else is had.

Words to turn one on??? For me a man who says "I love you with all my heart regardless of..." And stands by the intent. One who is there for the good and the bad which life deals you & is willing to love again no matter what has happened or will happen. A man who does not run from the bad times and sees you through it...those are words which turn me on. A man who will move mountains for you & accept you for both the good & bad. One who is willing to just listen when an ear is needed & will accept the same in return.

That is the greatest turn on for me....in actions and words. Otherwise it's just rhetoric. Finances do not buy happiness & true love. Banter goes further...

Yes, I am a "bitch" right now...rightfully so.

OK, I WAS JOKING AROUND ABOUT THE STOCK..........and Nutty now
you are playing the role of prankster....."blowing the whistle" ????
and "put the man down" ----- geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[quote=constantlylearning;205676]OK, I WAS JOKING AROUND ABOUT THE STOCK..........and Nutty now
you are playing the role of prankster....."blowing the whistle" ????
and "put the man down" ----- geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/quote]No one desrves being put down...you do not kick a peron when down--poor practice in humanity. Maybe you and Nutty should flirt more; it's safer & you seem to hit it off well.

I guess you miss the point....

Ok, here goes. I have not flirted at all. The sense of humor comment was
teasing EEK because she said in another post she didn't have a sense of humor.
Totally teasing about the Stock Split comment and yes I realize I shouldn't have
made it in the first place. I have not and will not put anyone down I was simply
asking what the comment meant PERIOD. So, not sure where the "poor practice
in humanity" came from. I do not indulge in that. For my part, I do apologize
and YES I DID APOLOGIZE.

Sigh! Okay here is the explanation:

British police blow whistles to get attention and then say routinely " move alone..move along.. nothing to see here" waving people on past incidents or whatever.

and the entire joke re: Sera - was she had in another thread said that 'certain things' had kept her busy. So I told her to put the man down as in "put down the chocolate and step away from the table" So ala Sabine Women - Put that man down and get over here!

It is a LOT funnier if you DON'T have to explain them!

I'm all alone here! *sob*

oh EvilEvilKitten you are not alone.... I understood ...

lol also like the "cackling all the way to the broom shop" one...

Point taken.....:)

First EEK is pointing out an obvious observation jokingly.
Second, Humanity? It's a practice I try....not referring to you...I read the sublime. I can tell when someone has had a bad day or or is ticked off. I try to treat others with the respect as I ask for...not referring to you, more myself & women (and men) from another comment tagged on to EEK's; putting others down as a joke is poor in my opinion from another poster. Joke & state an opinion is good but harmful feelings are misinterpreted. Tact and class go far in life.

Third, you have been closed as to who you are; meanwhile concealing some info...recall some disclosure? I have picked up on the salient points yet you conceal them with light jokes so no one can get friendly or close.

Fourth, yes, you do apologise...as many here do as well. Clarification is essential since IT is subjective. And meanings of ones thoughts are misconstrued. Recall, your comment I loose you often [with what is said?] I prefer to clarify...perhaps I am just a bitch tonight...reasons follow but do not excuse my poor attitude. My attitude I do apologize for...I am having a really awful time lately...no one else's issues just my own.

[quote=EvilEvilKitten;205687]Sigh! Okay here is the explanation:

British police blow whistles to get attention and then say routinely " move alone..move along.. nothing to see here" waving people on past incidents or whatever.

and the entire joke re: Sera - was she had in another thread said that 'certain things' had kept her busy. So I told her to put the man down as in "put down the chocolate and step away from the table" So ala Sabine Women - Put that man down and get over here!

It is a LOT funnier if you DON'T have to explain them!

I'm all alone here! *sob*[/quote]
About now I cannot find my way out of a wet paper bag....much less to find chocolate!

Apparently, KMB didn't get it, nuttychick. She thought I was referring to her!

It is okay, Sera. I'll send a nice teddybear by with a fruit basket and some chocolate for you. Just return him in good shape, please. You need to keep your strength up, dear.

I didn't mean "put him down" I meant PHYSICALLY stop carrying him! or alternatively "stop dragging him back to your bedroom".

LOL....no problem here..Just didn't want you to think I was "cutting
anyone down." Not really into doing that to anybody. I was Lost
on some of the replies but it's Cool. Enough said. I am leaving
it alone. Hope you feel better Sera.

[quote=EvilEvilKitten;205700]Apparently, KMB didn't get it, nuttychick. She thought I was referring to her!

It is okay, Sera. I'll send a nice teddybear by with a fruit basket and some chocolate for you. Just return him in good shape, please. You need to keep your strength up, dear.

I didn't mean "put him down" I meant PHYSICALLY stop carrying him! or alternatively "stop dragging him back to your bedroom".[/quote]I have no one to share the bed other then the dogs...I am not physically carrying anyone...I do not have it in me. I am confined to a house most of the time...Temporarily lost my independence. I just need a friend...someone who cares about people & not a over exertion & chocolate causes weight gain...LOL! Next step is out of state to a major medical center...doubt they will allow a teddy bear in...:) WHo am I keeping in the bedroom or carying him in there??? The dogs?

CL: You take much too seriously...the majority here are harmless...especially when you are anonomysis...you only disclose your self off line to those who are worthy & trust worthy...three pepole here know who I am...You disclose little about you. Ever think womn can make good friends?

So where is the confident and assured man? The traditional one? The one who enjoys banter? He seems too serious lately...:).

You mistake seriousness for wanting to make sure that the intent of my reply
was not being degrading or harmful to anyone for any reason. I simply would
not do that in this forum or walking down the street. I do not operate like that.This has been an enjoyable forum to read with very interesting subjects and perhaps too many philosophical replies on my part which have strayed from the original question at hand. I was simply trying to participate and yes the banter is fun.:)

[quote=constantlylearning;205725]You mistake seriousness for wanting to make sure that the intent of my reply
was not being degrading or harmful to anyone for any reason. I simply would
not do that in this forum or walking down the street. I do not operate like that.This has been an enjoyable forum to read with very interesting subjects and perhaps too many philosophical replies on my part which have strayed from the original question at hand. I was simply trying to participate and yes the banter is fun.:)[/quote]If there is a question re;intent most ask. I believe at times think to hard rather then write from your heart. I never said you were degrading, not at any point. Its been fun to chat, debate, hash out issues...even if they went astray :).

I'm not offended, CL. Why would you think I was?

Apparently he feels many of us here are offended. It's a shame. I took it as a joke about words that turn you on since often many other younger posters feel finances are the solution to happiness & love--the point I was implying.

However, if he is this unwilling to participate in a group (nice to see some older people here too which share similar core values) not much anyone can do to change his mind; I guess it's easier to run. But I do admit his "banter will be missed since the most I have learned are form you (EEK), NHG, CL, Brandye, and Doc. The majority stay and share which in turn provides proof many are in the "same boat" with dealing with life issues of a different generation. This is why I gave you each my personal e-mail address--trust. HNG; has sent me some PMs and provided some explanations as to male behavior...and shared much with me. I found another prospective from a man most helpful...many times why I tease him on here. Females? Have given great advise...I will be eternally grateful since I was so timid & took much as skepticims rather then helpful when I first posted. I just did not know how to interpret peoples intent...

Facing "life-discomfort" allows for healing & acceptance, as well as good advice for many especially those who are still young. One reason I began to write about my life; to see if anyone learned about "choices" and the unintended consequences. And to see if any "threats" came as a result of it...

Its easier for people to back out; however, standing up provides for a better character in any individual. Maybe I should crawl under the rock I came out of...it was easier there but very lonely.

Why EEK do people "run" when the going is tough or uncomfortable for them? Fear of facing whats inside or not dealt with? One can never move on until you come to terms with the past until you face it. Often some of my posts are tough...they dredge up the past which must be confronted.

All in all, the site is to provide info...much expands beyond just sex...its creating bonds, relationships, and answering questions...hopefully no more "size issues"...LOL! Its nice to kid around but it's also helpful when someone has life experience. I do take many seriously...

I guess men "vanish"...causes me to loose faith in humanity.

No worries....Yes, it has been fun. I am going to drop it and back out of it
so all is well. I have enjoyed the banter as well. Like I mentioned previously,
I hope you get too feeling better very soon.:):)

[quote=constantlylearning;205734]I am going to drop it and back out of it
so all is well. [quote]

Why???? There are no hard feelings among anyone here. I am confused and saddened by this thought. You provide much insight to the forum...I think many enjoy your comments & thoughts...:(

Hopefull shall be better..and thanks for asking.

Looks like it's getting kind of dodgy in here...

OK once more. I was simply talking about LEAVING THE TOPIC ALONE (back out
reference). Being offended came from the "stock split" joke attempt. In other
words, making a "funny" (or an attempt at humor) during a serious topic. PERIOD.
I was simply saying IF I DID OFFEND that I was sorry for it. Nothing more nothing
less....My intent is not to dredge up any pasts or anything of the sort just comment
here and there and learn something hopefully.

*sitting here trying to look innocent*

Is that possible...surely not..LOL

*looking PARTICULARLY angelic at CL*

Hey hey, let's not pull a muscle by smiling and such......

The words that turn me on is mostly""I Love You"" and comforting words turn me on especially. I love Comforting words during sex from my boyfriend.

I am most limber, CL - no worries!