Just for fun what is the wildest or weirdest sexual encounter you've ever had? Or maybe the weirdest sexual request?
I'll start. Maybe being gay lends itself to these things, but I have a lot of these. Here are some of the strangest:
1. The guy who wanted me to call him Uncle "_" and pretend I was his nephew. Oh, and that it was my first time. Talk about an acting stretch.
2. The guy who wasn't so much interested in me as in my cowboy boots. That's ALL he wanted to talk about.
3. Guy I picked up at the lake one evening that I thought was wearing a speedo. It turned out to be the bottom half of a two piece bikini- he had the top half with him. I suppose my tip off should have been that it was hot pink!
Anyway, anyone else who've had odd requests that maybe surprised you a little?
That is hilarious! Definitely "shoe on the other foot time". lol
My weirdest had to be what I've come to call the sex I didn't have...
It's best told as a very long story, but a somewhat shortened version: romantic dinner date, back to her place... all sorts of signs that she's interested... some heavy duty "necking" and finally I get my hand in her blouse...
Next thing I know, she orgasms! (Definitely not a fake.)
That's not weird. What's weird is she's finished and no amount of effort is going to get her going again. (I was tempted to beg, something I do NOT do.)
I left feeling that I understood how women feel when men roll over and go to sleep.
But the truest answer to the original post is that the weirdest sex I've ever had hasn't happened yet.
Wally
Oh my! I had a similar experience in a very public place. Except I think I and the person I was with were a little too caught up in what was going on.
Yeah, youth.
Actually, I do remember one girl I dated when I was younger... similar to the movie "Porky's", she had a knick-name "Lassie" because of her vocal outbursts during sex.
One time in particular, in the days of "going parking"... we had gone-up this gravel road into some woods... her camaro actually fit UNDER the chain barrier when I lifted it... and we started messin' around in the Camaro up the road.
Apparently, there were other kids partying in the woods nearby, because as she "got into it" and started making her loud (dog-like?) noises... the group of kids started mocking her from a distance. She was oblivious to it, which made it VERY funny for me to hear her getting all excited and to hear guys in the distance mocking her sounds.
Ahhh... youth!
Wellllll.....huh.....it's like this: The one guy REALLY liked the boots so much I may as well not have been there. And the guy in the bikini wasn't even sure he was a man- and I do like MEN. So actually Uncle "-" was the best of the bunch.... Did I mention he yelled "BINGO!" when he finally got off? Hmm...
LOL YAYYYYY hehe well hay its true.. im preetty much up to try anything.. and im glad you pegged me that :P laughs ;) hehehee YAh, that just made my day though, thanks! cause i wasnt havin a great one :P hehe
AND.. comon WHICH ONE!! i hope not the uncle one... that ones.. just.. too much lol
jamie
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you caught the intention of this topic. I'm not judging anyone's sexual fetishes- some can be quite fun- just looking for cute stories where you may have gone "WHAT!?!" lol. Or as a friend of mine says, "It wasn't something I was really interested in, but I knew it would make a damn good story later."
Lady, I have you pegged for a wild woman- I knew I liked you.
Hung, I also have a few of those in my past. I, too, wish them well....from a distance.
For what it's worth, I actually only had sex with one of the three that I listed...... I'll leave it to your imagination which one.
You know.. I don't think i've had.. any requests.. given to me.. LOL but.. i think i'd be the type to give them.. But thats weird.... specially the uncle thing.. makes you wonder.. what was in his head.. *thinks* but no.. i've never had anything like that. but there is always room for something NEW! laughs hehee
Jamie
Well... nothing THAT strange, but one of my partners in my past fit into the old proverb of what "all men want" which is a virgin outside the bedroom and a whore inside the bedroom.
As much as the relationship didn't work, this girl had NO OBJECTIONS in the BR. She would tongue my back-side, she loved anal... heck, she would give me a blowjob AFTER anal and swallow the whole load... she would try anything. What I do miss from that relationship (sexually) was her sex drive and spontanaety (sp?). For no-reason at all... out of the blue... she'd just come-over and give me a blowjob to completion... swallow... and go back to what she was doing.
I don't miss HER or what I found-out to be her psychotic episodes and emotional problems... I wish her well... but from a distance.