[QUOTE=Quote (lilly2279 @ July 08 2005,15:38)]I know I'm not actually answering the question.... cuz seriously I think maybe you guys should be learning how to spell and speak correctly instead of possibly making babies... but I was wondering.....

Do you think by the year 2015, when all the teenagers are out in the workforce, we'll start getting letters from companies that are like...

Deer custama,
Der's a prob wit ur act, giv us a ring n we c wazup.
ur ins co

lol, just a scary thought. lol[/QUOTE]
Lol i don't think so! hahaha otherwise they should be teaching us some kind of weird dialect lol!

Tee Hee

I don't think he even comes on this board anymore. He got hostile because we had trouble understand him. I don't feel a need to answer his question at this point, really.

Sorry to crash the party guys but let's answer his questions but oddly enough I was able to decipher it like normal reading...I think the lack of sex is getting to me...

Ok since WHEN is FOURT pronounced as THOUGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

-Mariah

[QUOTE=Quote (LEd_Zeppelin @ July 11 2005,21:37)]I thought this was hilarious to tell you the truth.  Im 15 and am online alot and know alot of abreviations for online talking and stuff but didnt know what half of the words you said meant. [/QUOTE]
he he he. That totally cracked me up!

I think he may have his own little language that he made up or something. I dunno!

I thought this was hilarious to tell you the truth. Im 15 and am online alot and know alot of abreviations for online talking and stuff but didnt know what half of the words you said meant.

[QUOTE]shut up, i would of showed respect and said im sorry if u people would ov simply said 2 me, sorry mate but i cant really understand the way u type, but instead u lot started takin the piss aswell which was unneccesery.

you said this, right..

doubleedge, look back and read me the FIRST reply to your question?

I find it even more "enthralling" that a 6 year old can probably spell better than you, doubleedge. At least they would try to sound out the words so they made some sense!

Well the sad thing is that since you've taken such a defensive stance and really can't be consistant in your responses (telling us not to respond if we can't understand, then saying just to tell you if we couldn't understand, using words the same length as the original word - but actually just spelling it completely wrong, etc.) I would think you may be better off finding a board of your peers. In peers, I mean people who enjoy learning a whole new improper and f'd up language in order to be cool. You might fit in a bit better there.

We tend to like the normal english language here or some variation pretty darn close!

I just feel sorry for you because you're going to have a very tough life when you graduate. If you do graduate.

Well, I guess they don't need you to know how to spell all that well if you're just going to be working at fast food joints for the rest of your life. And as long as you don't want to be manager or anything in the fast food industry - I'm pretty sure they need to be able to write letters!...

Well, as long as any form of writing is not in your planned future, you'll be fine.

he he, her pleasure.... loved your response!!!

lol in the time it took you to look up enthralling and use it in your rant you could have typed every message in plain english 4 times over

There are those here for whom English is not the primary language. Standard grammar and syntax are much easier to understand. Common spelling and grammar errors are ignored here but I ignored your message because it was too hard to decipher.

You are sounding a bit defensive. The point is not that you could not be understood, the point is you want some information and have made it hard for those willing to help.

Actually..... someone DID say at first that they didn't understand what you said.

Your reply was that if they didn't understand that they should not have replied in the first place.

Then someone else says they can't understand and you go on about how you don't know how people could not understand (like we're so dumb, lol) and try to give your mixed up reasons for your spelling... gosh... seems like it would have taken less time to just spell the stupid words out now, huh?

Here's something I find enthralling. The word "of" You spell it "ov"

Ummmmm, how is that saving time exactly? How could that possibly be shortening anything??

Actually it just makes you look dumb.. sorry to say, mate!

So don't come to us saying that we should have just told you that we didn't understand you. We tried that already. Remember? And we were treated like WE were in the wrong.

Learn to write like a normal, semi-educated person and then we'll work with ya. Otherwise, maybe it's just better to stick to your IM's and text messages with your mates.

Why is it that some people think that because something is obvious to THEM... that it should be obvious to everyone...? Even more to the point... Why not just type in normal, legible, clear & understandable ENGLISH without unnecessary and cryptic abbreviations? Are you REALLY saving that much time in the long-run... or just trying to look and feel cyber-cool...?

tahW fi I dediced ot epyt lla fo ym sesnopser sdrawkcab...? tI sekam esnes ot EM, os enoyreve ESLE dluohs eb elba ot dnatsrednu ti!

See? That makes perfect sense to me - and most adults can easily figure it out - but it's not that easy to retain comprehension of what was said because you spend more time decyphering each word, rather than just understanding the point or question.

So - instead of getting all "defensive" about writting in abbreviation... how about showing some respect of those who would LIKE to help you, but simply requested that you converse in plain english...?

Is it too much to ask...?

haha lilly, i hope not, that is disturbing.

i still dont know how 4t is thought, but oh well. you should be more respectful to us though doubledge, you are asking for our help and advice. and maybe in your " id expect more common sense from adults...i swear it aint fuckin rocket science 2 understand is it...
4t=four+t..which is fourt..wich is pronounced thought...
sori hope i didnt strain ur brain 2 much wiv dat " maybe you should talk in english, since your digging your own grave when you continue to talk like that.

I know I'm not actually answering the question.... cuz seriously I think maybe you guys should be learning how to spell and speak correctly instead of possibly making babies... but I was wondering.....

Do you think by the year 2015, when all the teenagers are out in the workforce, we'll start getting letters from companies that are like...

Deer custama,
Der's a prob wit ur act, giv us a ring n we c wazup.
ur ins co

lol, just a scary thought.  lol

[QUOTE=Quote (DoubleEdge @ July 06 2005,16:33)][QUOTE=Quote (Trivium @ July 06 2005,16:18)]sorry, but i can't help, to many abbrevations for me to read it properly.   hope someone else will be able to [/QUOTE]
no offence m8 but if u cnt help me dnt post yea[/QUOTE]
I believe Trivium did so w/out going off on you.

[QUOTE=Quote (DoubleEdge @ July 08 2005,03:45)]id expect more common sense from adults...i swear it aint fuckin rocket science 2 understand is it...
4t=four+t..which is fourt..wich is pronounced thought...
sori hope i didnt strain ur brain 2 much wiv dat[/QUOTE]
Well, you should be sorry for straining my brain! I am too old to learn a whole new language because you kids are too lazy to learn proper English!

But, you are damn entertaining. Come on ask us some more questions. I want to see if I can figure it out.

[QUOTE=Quote (DoubleEdge @ July 08 2005,04:45)]4t=four+t..which is fourt..wich is pronounced thought...[/QUOTE]
LMAO
If you say so!
Thought doesn't even have an F or an F sound! Nor does it have an R or R sound.
Who ever 4t up that abbreviation is a dumbass, LOL :P

It's one thing to abbreviate, I do like w/, b/c, b/f or g/f, tho, etc.
When you read yours outloud it just sounds more ghetto than anything else.

Oh well, back to your post, maybe you could give each other massages or something. I can't really think of much else when you take away nipple play, oral, and fingering.
I guess just work on lots of teasing and kissing.

4t is thought?

I don't know what world you come from but 4t, if ANYTHING should mean fourth. Perhaps you forgot that 4 is spelled four.
As long as I've been on the net, I have never seen anyone use 4t for thought. Thought was always spelled out.

If you want people to help you, seriously, learn to type.
Typing that like that doesn't help any body in any way as people can't understand and it certainly doesn't make you look very smart.
There's a difference between "just being used" to something and just being plum ass lazy when typing.

I use the net a lot. I do. I've been on it since around 96/97 as that's when I started having access in school. I've used AIM for god knows how many years. But I have never had the urge, nor have any of my friends have ever had the urge to type like you did. It's pointless and beyond confusing.
So yes, learn to type and people might just help you. Learning to type even somewhat correctly is not all that hard. If you can figure out how misspell just about every word there possibly is using "shorthand", you can learn how to type at a decent speed where things like "sorry" can be spelled out in correct form.

/rant

me n my g/f r on the verge ov havin sex...(we r both 16).. but still do stuff 2geva..u kno like foreplay n stuff...she does not want 2 get fingered...and regularly i find myself doing the same stuff 2 please her..which is nipple play..or me gettin on top ov her rubbin our genitals 2gva..but b-cuz we do these fingz quite a lot i was wonderin wat else i cud do 2 satisfy her that is a form ov foreplay n not full on sex cuz its gettin a bit borin 4 me doin the same stuff all the time..(doubt she cares!)...p.s not evry1 has 2 say go dwn on her cuz iv already 4t bout this!!

translating........
My girlfriend and I are preparing to have sex, we are both 16. We still fool around with each other, the problem however is that she does not like to be fingered, and I routinely find myself becoming repetative during our foreplay sessions; these include playing with her breasts or the occassional dry hump. We have done this routine many times by now so I was wondering what other techniques I could utilize during foreplay since I am quickly becoming bored with my usual routine even though she has no troublesome issues with my technique.

p.s. I already thought about oral sex so that is not the answer that I seek, but thank you anyway for your help.

There ya go, wasn't really all that hard for me to type that out, I'm not trying to come down on you hard, but to be respected and helped by anyone that has moved beyond high school you need to learn to type properly.

Now on to the question...
I would recommend a toy if you haven't tried that yet. That's all I can think of right now, but I'm sure theres a few more answers for you. The only way to really find te answer though is to ask HER, communication is the MOST important part of a relationship, especially a sexual relationship, so talk to her and see what she thinks she'll enjoy.

wow, well honestly, if your asking for help, why dont you spend the extra minute or two and actually write out each sentence? for instance, your title is " wat wud b gd?? " how much time do you save by typing like that, when you could of typed, " What would be good? " your saving us time by not forcing us to decode your writing. if its even possible to.. maybe you would get help if your message is actually readable?

oh yeah, and no offence

Well maybe we'd help if we understood a durn word you said.

I'm still trying to figure out what the heck "4t" means.

sorry, but i can't help, to many abbrevations for me to read it properly. hope someone else will be able to

Konman you rock! Thanks for translating that jumble of crap.

I agree if you want to talk to your friends in chat that way then by all means do so. But if you want to be taken seriously by people and get real help for a problem go back and pay attention in English class and a little less in getting in your girlfriends pants.

But, I do appreciate the laugh this thread gave me.