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Unusual question - handjobs!

Hey everyone - bit of an unusual question involving handjobs. Or maybe not so unusual? I'm looking for some advice here really.

My wife and I have been together for awhile now and while we have a little different temperament when it comes to sex but it is still very satisfying.

However she does not enjoy the end part of the 'man business' - the cumming part! She does not like that junk on her and thoughts of swallowing it make her literally gag. After years of this stuff spraying on me I'm a little tired of it to.

So any suggestions on where to point the rocket when it goes off? Condoms are annoying and I really don't want to be stuck blasting it on carpet, walls or towels (forgetting about them until the next day after falling asleep is just gross).

I had this question and concern soon after learning to masturbate. My solution was to use a small empty jar that marinated artichoke hearts come in. I rescued one from the garbage and kept it for years!

The container can be rinsed/washed when practical. Rubbing the (moist) rim against the Frenulum always made me climax when desired.

> She does not like that junk on her and thoughts of swallowing it make her literally gag.

There are specific techniques a woman can use both to prevent gagging and to minimize the taste. Please read the articles listed in the Index, found at the top of the main screen. The Index contains links to helpful insightful informative, as well as how-to articles that discuss the most common questions and concerns people ask about. In addition, if you click on the site's Home Page you will find even more information.

Given your shared aversion to semen, I am surprised that hooking rugs is not your intimate exterience! Gives support to the oft stated fact that ejacualtion is a physiological imperative for the male.

For the record whilst acknowledging that semen does not taste good and has a yukky consistency, Oral sex between healthy individuals is completely safe. Semen is biologically sterile.

For the issues you raise, I have always kep a small stack of finger towels by the bed. They are helpful for the immediate wipe, catching semen or for the dampness all women have felt upon awakening in the middle of the night.

My fiance, like most men I believe, almost invariably has to get up to pee after a few minutes of post-climax cuddling. If you do the same, use a towel and take it with you to the hamper when you go.

Try rolling back so that you are balanced on your shoulders with your feet behind your head. That way you can blast into your own face or mouth. It also gives your wife easy access so she can penetrate you with her fingers, a butt plug or a dildo :)

[QUOTE=Brandye;262209]Given your shared aversion to semen, I am surprised that hooking rugs is not your intimate exterience! Gives support to the oft stated fact that ejacualtion is a physiological imperative for the male.

For the record whilst acknowledging that semen does not taste good and has a yukky consistency, Oral sex between healthy individuals is completely safe. Semen is biologically sterile.

For the issues you raise, I have always kep a small stack of finger towels by the bed. They are helpful for the immediate wipe, catching semen or for the dampness all women have felt upon awakening in the middle of the night.[/QUOTE]

The world of sex and indeed this esteemed site is blessed with so many metaphors but am lost with the relevance of the phrase 'hooking rugs'. Is this a reference to some artistic pastime or am I missing out on the real meaning???:confused:

Hey Mau, she's referencing hook and loop rugs. Think shag carpet whose pattern forms a picture and which hangs on the wall like tapestry. On my wall I currently have one which is a golfer at the end of his follow through. T's late grandfather, the source of T's love for golf, made it. Both men are (were) color blind, and the story goes that by the time it was finished, Grandpa had had to take out and redo whole sections because of using the wrong color yarn. Feel bad for the guy but the story adds to the personal value of the rug.

Baby wipes!!!! Keep a box by the bed and a wastepaper basket (lined with a plastic bag) next to the nightstand. Remove the trash frequently.

Voila!
Problem solved.

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