...these are what women commonly tell others often to cover for their dirty little deeds!

1) for the student: "I'm going to the library to meet up and study with my study group..." (...sure, to study the anatomy of another person...)

2) for the shop-aholic: "I'm going to the mall..."

3) for the social butterfly: "Its a girls' night out tonight..." (...plus a few guys...)

4) for the housewife: "I'm going grocery shopping." (...yeah, for 5 hours at Wal-Mart then just bring home q-tips...)

5) for the health buffs: "I'm going to the gym..."

If you know any other excuses, post them here or tell your story. ;)