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Think of the funniest safe word...

Alright, let's say you and your partner have decided to explore some S&M, but you wanted the security of having a safe word.

Think of the most ridiculous one you can, go!

lucubration

shout bean bag! know one would expect that it's random and it cant be mistaken for anything else

hehe we us
banana

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

;)

mygoodnessgraciousmercyme!

ah ****ing get off me! that would work well

Something overheard in an S&M group:

"What? Your safeword is your mother's name?!"
"Yeah, it is?"
"Why the hell would you choose your mother's name?!"
"Dude, if I'm calling out my mother's name during sex, something's WRONG!"

Poodle... don't know where she got it from, but it's easy to recognize.

as Ross the gay intern on Jay Leno said with the Crocidile hunter: Pineapple!

see video ... its funny!

WASPS !!!

and it might even be true so it will work

mustard.

it works.

Llama.

... We actually use it :p

Corgi.

Unless you have one.

ours is: Panda :)

wombats.

(Eats, roots, shoots and leaves.)

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