Hi,
A few days ago I was with my girlfriend and some friends having a beer and for whatever reason someone started talking about a local strip joint. Although neither myself nor my girlfriend are into that, she did whisper to me that I could give her a private table dance (well, not actually ON a table! 
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Anyway, I'll do anything to please! I've got the ambience more or less figured out but not the actual dancing part. I think I'm a little afraid of looking ridiculous! And I am quite clumsy! Any tips on what I could do?
Thanks.
Cheers,
Bail
I like Tessie's approach and I'll bet it will work... if things seem too uncomfortable, go for humor and just be silly. I'm guessing if you exaggerate everything you'll both end up in stitches... but laughter is also very erotic.
Just relax and enjoy. Make sure she has some dollar bills to stuff in the right places.
Oh, it's only fair to ask her to do one for you.
Practice would be my advice. Maybe rent that lame movie Strip Tease. LOL
I went out to hear a band a few weeks ago and they dragged me up on the dance floor. I felt like an idiot. So, I have now been practicing in the privacy of my own home so if that happens again.
So, light some candles. Wear something sexy and remember she wants you. Go for it and good luck.