Im sure we have all at one point listen to music where a bunch of "jibberish" style words come up. You think nothing of it until someone down the road of life tells you exactly what it means. The words are no long jibberish and actually mean something!
So heres the question. What "slang sex" terms have you guys all heard and what do you believe is their definition.
For Example.
"Superman that Hoe"-> I was told by a few friends that is is when a man cums all over a girls back. She sleeps on the sheets and when she wakes up the sheets are stuck to her back like a "Superman" cape!
Fact/Fiction?? Personally I have no idea but it does make sense.
So guys what slang terms have you heard? And what do you think their definition is?
No clue since I never heard that stuff....
lol I guess that makes a lot of sense. And knowing the rap industry that would probably be right.
lets see...slang...
I remember my friend saying he houdinied his girlfriend...basically doggystyle in front of a window and have your friend hiding in the closet...switch off and go walk outside past the window...
I know a lot of other slang but i thought that one was the most random...especially since I have heard it used in an actual conversatioin.
That's hilarious but oh so wrong!
[QUOTE=Ducy;201332]
I remember my friend saying he houdinied his girlfriend...basically doggystyle in front of a window and have your friend hiding in the closet...switch off and go walk outside past the window...
I know a lot of other slang but i thought that one was the most random...especially since I have heard it used in an actual conversatioin.[/QUOTE]
That IS so wrong! lol
Notice all the slang term tend to demean the girl tho and sound like they were thought up by some frat guy.
Like Donkey punch.... that ones awful.
Refer to urbandictionary.com... they have a lot there that I have never heard of.
Urban had this as the def
[QUOTE]houdini
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Named for the infamous magician, the houdini is a sexual act in which a male engages his partner from behind and prior to ejaculating he pulls his penis out and spits on his partners back to simulate ejaculate. When his partner turns around he then ejaculates into his partner's face. [/QUOTE]
LOL either way I'd be kicking someone's ass!
Ducy, perhaps this is why they all [females] turn gay? LOL, love ya....:D
~Just me, your friend sera300!
I bet Sirene has done this one lol
[QUOTE] Angry Pirate
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When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.[/QUOTE]
This one is hilarious
[QUOTE]Abe Lincoln
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When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.[/QUOTE]
who comes up w/ this sh*t? LOL
I can honestly say that I'm offended by the stuff in this thread, and I'm far from a prude.
There's a word for people who talk like this - perpetual masturbators. Can't get anyone to ever agree to have sex with them so they figure they may as well talk about what they wish they were doing. Unfortunately you can't lose your virginity by talking about it...
Yeah I was wondering that Oedi... Like has anyone actually done this crap... or just sit around making it up? lol
[FONT="Book Antiqua">[SIZE="3">[COLOR="Navy">I'm ashamed to admit this, but I had a nice conversation about this topic with my new man candy last night after reading this thread. From him, I learned another one.
"The Zombie"
This one's for the guys. The idea is for a guy to pick up a really drunk girl at a party and in some way convince her to go down on him. Now, the important part is that he ejaculate in her eye area causing her to close her eyes, start moaning, and walking around with her arms stretched out in front of her.
... Is that not awful?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
well there used to be this sort of "competition" between the guys where i used to live called "the bucking bull"
basically a guy has unprotected sex doggy style with a girl he just met, tells her he has aids in the middle of it, then times how long he can "keep it inside her" before she kicks him off....
Well theres always the typical british wanker.. lol.
[QUOTE=eminatic;201456]well there used to be this sort of "competition" between the guys where i used to live called "the bucking bull"
basically a guy has unprotected sex doggy style with a girl he just met, tells her he has aids in the middle of it, then times how long he can "keep it inside her" before she kicks him off....[/QUOTE]
Yeah, right. No one actually does any of this ****. I'm sure if any of these guys ever did get a girl to agree to have sex with them they'd be too busy thanking their lucky stars to pull something like that...
There are more... I believe in my uni newspaper that was a list of them once. They are always degrading to women, and I can't think of one guy who has ever done it.
I forgot the name of this one, Dirty Rodriguez, I think. When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then takes his dick and gives her a **** moustache. Or, another one about taking a girl from behind, punching her in the kidneys, then when she looks back at you, squirting in her face.
Unrealistic, untrue, and gross.
This stuff is beyond slang terms...it's just plain in poor taste. Especially for those who write it professionally...
Wow...These are pretty nuts. Although I highly doubt any guy owould ever attempt any of these on a chick in fear of being casterated. These are so degrading, its amazing what some people think of!
Two add another 2 cents in heres another two i've hear of....
1)Skeet Skeet ->Just before the male ejaculates he pulls out and cums on the girls body.
2)Cherry Cheesecake-> After performing oral, the male ejaculates on the girls face and punches her in the nose (bloody nose).....never met a man who said they actually performed this stunt!
I own a slang dictionary, which you think would make it easy to come up with crazy terms... except that there are too many, hard to narrow down.
I've heard of these slang words, but the actual phrases and definitions are always different from person to person
From what i've heard and explained to me
Chili dog: poop on her chest and titty fuck her. (Very disgusting don't every try this)
Rodeo: when in doggy, tell the girl you have an STD and hold on for the ride.
Spiderman: cum on your hand and fling it at her and have your hand in the spiderman way
Never tried any of these things so do not hate me for stating what i've been told.