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Size and Shape.

[FONT="Fixedsys"]The other day I was at a book store going through of course the sex and relationship section. well i came across a book and my boyfriend and I were looking at it. it was very interesting because it said if a guy has thin or thick fingers then he has a thick or thin penis. also that if they hold up their thumb that you can tell what their penis looks like. and it also has something to do w/ your nose but I can't really remember but i was wondering if that was true or not beings it was in a book? It also talked about women and how you could tell if they have a deep vagina or a short one. it was very interesting and i can't seem to find that book. i'd like to get it and read more about all this but i was just wondering if that is true? [/FONT]

I'm not sure, it may be true. I have pretty average width in both fingers and penis, but length I doubt length is true, because I have pretty big hands and fingers and a below average penis length

Hmm... I wouldn't believe that if I was reading it but you never know...

I don't know my penis is average width and so are my fingers so it could be true as far as feet i dont think it works cuz my shoe size is 9 and my penis is 7 inches long

penis grows pretty much independantly form the rest of the body

Urban legend. You cannot tell a man's penis size based on the size of his hands, or his feet, or his nose shape.

Sounds like a good topic for Mythbusters!

NONE of that is true! Exactly what trash are you reading????

Don't Believe The Hype!

For the love of all that is sacred and holy, do not believe the hype! A lot of folk have ended up disillusioned and disappointed with all of this I-can-tell-how-big-he-must-be-by-looking-at-his-body-parts crap! "Ahhh, he has thick forearms!" "Ooooh, look! His knee caps are larger than normal!" "I just KNOW he is endowed! Just look at the way those eyelashes curl outward!" When it comes to that, it is very, very Forest Gump/box of chocolates-like. Ladies, you won't know jack until he's standing there in all of his glory. Don't guess by the buldges in his Dockers, lumps in his Speedos, the stubbiness of his fingers, or the length of his feet. Just remember my fellow Americans (and non-Americans, too) that Frank Sinatra was only 5' 7". George Jacobs, his personal valet for many years accidentally saw Sinatra coming out of the shower one evening. Jacobs laughed and asked "ol' Blue Eyes" how much olive oil did he need to rub that thing down! Also, Sammy Davis, Jr.--all 5' 5'' of him--easily could of used his tool as a kick stand if he'd lost a leg. Wait a minute! I'm not through! According to video vixen Karrine Steffans in her scathing tell-all book, poor 7' 1" Shaquille O' Neal had less meat on his cocktail-sized weenie than most chicken bones. Thus, the only sure thing that can be done is for women to demand a weenie inspection BEFORE getting involved. If size doesn't matter, then hush and never bring it up. But if you like it super-sized for your combo then have him drop his drawers, make him watch a porno dvd purchased from your local porno hut and see how far things go. Sounds a little daft I know, but in the long run it will cost you wear and tear on marital aids as well as trying to keep your man from finding out about your side order on the down-low called "Frankie Foot Long," okay? :rolleyes:

Don't Believe The Hype!

Oh, for the love of all that is sacred and holy, do not believe the hype! A lot of folk have ended up disillusioned and disappointed with all of this I-can-tell-how-big-he-must-be-by-looking-at-his-body-parts crap! "Ahhh, he has thick forearms!" "Ooooh, look! His knee caps are larger than normal!" "I just KNOW he is endowed! Just look at the way those eyelashes curl outward!" When it comes to that, it is very, very Forest Gump/box of chocolates-like. Ladies, you won't know jack until he's standing there in all of his glory. Don't guess by the buldges in his Dockers, lumps in his Speedos, the stubbiness of his fingers, or the length of his feet. Just remember my fellow Americans (and non-Americans, too) that Frank Sinatra was only 5' 7". George Jacobs, his personal valet for many years accidentally saw Sinatra coming out of the shower one evening. Jacobs laughed and asked "ol' Blue Eyes" how much olive oil did he need to rub that thing down! Also, Sammy Davis, Jr.--all 5' 5'' of him--easily could of used his tool as a kick stand if he'd lost a leg. Wait a minute! I'm not through! According to video vixen Karrine Steffans in her scathing tell-all book, poor 7' 1" Shaquille O' Neal had less meat on his cocktail-sized weenie than most chicken bones. Thus, the only sure thing that can be done is for women to demand a weenie inspection BEFORE getting involved. If size doesn't matter, then hush and never bring it up. But if you like it super-sized for your combo then have him drop his drawers, make him watch a porno dvd purchased from your local porno hut and see how far things go. Sounds a little daft I know, but in the long run it will cost you wear and tear on marital aids as well as trying to keep your man from finding out about your side order on the down-low called "Frankie Foot Long," okay? :rolleyes:

Say...WHAT?

According to video vixen Karrine Steffans in her scathing tell-all book, poor 7' 1" Shaquille O' Neal had less meat on his cocktail-sized weenie than most chicken bones.

i have a friend who has a friend who blah blah blah but he told me that a girl he was with who has been with shaq said he is definately not equal to his size. for what its worth. im not sayin...but im just sayin....

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