I have kinky girl friends I talk to on instant messenger. One girl asks me "what's your shoe size?" I tell them size 5 (I'm not joking. I'm a male and I wear boys size 5). She starts giggling. So then she says "ya kno wut dat means right? *disappointed face*" That really gave me the chills on my back and my penis size is 4".
What do you think of this? Does your shoe size really tells what your penis size is?


It's total b.s.
Ne pas inquiéter mon ami! (which translates to Don't worry my friend) I have a size 8 and have a seven incher so in some cases it is true but thank goodness it isn't true in that case and if you are so worried I would measure it but relax and ahem "go with the flow" stress is not good for our happy places so just take a deep breath and relax.
Well I can tell you that the size comparison is bogus on any detail. I am 6'3" and wiegh 206lbs my feet are a size 13EE (by the way EE means extra wide) and I my penis *measuing* is ummm 5 3/4 inches long and is 3" around and my hands are larger than it and my nose is tiny. all it has to do is with genetics and if you are lucky to carry the gene for larger size. I have known guys half my hight that are the same "size" and thier feet are tiny and hands are smaller than mine... I think you get the point.
[QUOTE=Quote (Acid_Burn @ Sep. 18 2005,13:49)]i wear a 15 1/2 shoe[/QUOTE]
15 1/2 ?? Good lord! Just out of curiosity... height?
ok am almost 18 i wear a 15 1/2 shoe and i can tell u that its bogas XD but it makes me happy when people think its true XD
my husband is wears size 13 shoes and with him the rule does hold true ,but ive been with guys with small feet that are big so who knows.
LOL... well, Shakespeare (the plays, anyway) are much better watched than read. There's a great version of "Midsummer" starring Kevin Kline, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Rupert Everett. Anyway...
I'm a huge sci-fi/fantasy fan myself. Mercedes Lackey is probably my favorite. I also like Anne McCaffery, David Eddings, Juliet E. McKenna, and MANY, MANY more.
Hi Oberon,
It's been a long time since I read any Willy Shake-Spear. Never could really get into it. I'm a sci-fi/fantasy man with maybe an occasional thriller.
King of the fairies, queen of the fairies...
Tomato, tomato... LOL.
Take care.
Just having a little more fun with a silly post. I'm actually very happy with being "average".
I remembered from "The War of the Flowers" by Tad Williams. Good book, great author.
By the way Oberon, I knew that name was familiar, but I only just remembered today where I read it last. Oberon and Titania, king and queen of the fairies.
[QUOTE=Quote (canoestripper @ Aug. 09 2005,20:34)]Thanks Oberon.
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To paraphrase Meatloaf: Three out of four ain't bad.
Actually, Canoestripper, I've always wondered why people aren't happy to be in the "average" range. Guys that are really small worry about not being big enough... guys that are huge have to worry (or should) about being too big. Average means that it's good to go for any situation.
Thanks Oberon.
To paraphrase Meatloaf: Three out of four ain't bad.
LOL, Canoestripper.
Yes, Tessie, I have always preferred the hands on approach to determining penis size.... ah, yes, it fits there... and there.... and there...
Let's see, I wear size 12 shoes, have large hands, and a big nose... (gets out the tape measure) ...
Darnit! Just a bit above average. 
Oh well, guess everyone was right.
well big feet=big shoes and big hands=big gloves
nothing more than that.
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To have an idea about to penis size, just see it while its ready.. and to know its size, take the help of measuring tape javascript:emoticon('
smilie
So what your saying is that if you want to know the length it's best to just get right up close and personal? OK, will do!!
LOL, Tessie. Ah, yes. I missed the "Big hands theory". Big hands= Big gloves. Nothing more.
I don't think there's much truth to the finger thing either... that's just more of a genes thing.
Hey Oberon! Another board I go to has this guy that swears that you can know the length of a man's penis if you messure the length between his forefinger and thumb when they are spread apart. What do you think? Fact or just big hands. LOL
Well, I have LOTS of experience in this area!
Big feet mean big shoes. Period. I've known some really small guys (height and body-wise) who were huge. And I've know some really big guys who weren't so well-endowed.
I should have this where I can "cut and paste" it... MUCH more important that size is being a good lover. You can have a monster truck, but if you don't know how to drive, it won't do you any good. Conversely, a VW will get you to where you want to go.
Oh, and Lilly... big noses?? That just means big kleenexes.
In some cases yes. In a lot of cases no.
My guy wears an 8 shoe. His penis is bigger than 4 inches when hard..
I know people that wear a size 10 shoe and their penis is 5 inches when hard.
So again, in some cases yes. But usually, it's to the no side.
Hi Canoestripper,
Yeah, I knew you were just kidding. It just amazes me that so many guys are so seriously worred about size.
Yep, that's the right Oberon. Except, I was thinking Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream". I do like to point out that Oberon was a "king" and NOT a "queen"...lol.
My ex boyfriend had tiny feet. Like a men's 8, which is kinda smallish for a guy. Plus he was short, like 5'6". But he had a niiice penis. I would say 7 inches or so, which was so perfect for me!
So, it's not always true. I dated a guy who had huge feet and was 6'5", his was average, maybe 7, as well.
I go more by noses. lol. I know that's silly. But it has always seemed to ring true for some reason.
Im sorry but i have to disagree i wear a size 14 and when erect am a happy 8 1/2 inches.. but i guess it doesnt help that i mixed well hope that this helped...:)
I'm size 11.5 (UK size) and I'm about 6 ins when erect (about average)
RS
i wear a 12 i have a small nose between my thumb and forefinger is a little longer than my penis it is 8 long 6 around hope this helps
listen up....... i agree hand, nose, foot size does not ALWAYS determine size, but if some appendages are larger, doesent it make sense your penis would be as well? Your penis uses the same genes and hormones to grow as feet, hands, etc. I am 6'2" 265 lbs., size 14 feet, large hands, and i am not fat. i have a 6 pack but it is definetly hiding behind the keg :) and i would say im slightly above averge, sligtly less than 7" on top. anyways, thats just my 2 cents
Yea the shoe size is bs. I'm a size 13 and 5". Not really proportional. And i know guys who are size 10 and 6.5", so yea bull****
I'm here to say it's bogus also.I wear size 14 shoe's and I'm in the national average in size.
My height is 6'3", so im quite tall. I have a boner of about 8" long.
However I dont see how the whole foot size or fingers make any sense. I dont think it's relevant at all.
Those girls sound incredibly stupid... If they believe that they'll believe anything so you shouldn't pay any attention to them.
The whole shoe size thing is simply rediculus I wear a size 12w 5ft 11in and I am on the light side of average length (5-5.5in) all I want to know is why dont women just come out and ask if thats what they want to know?
my boyfriend wears an average size 8 shoe but i`m pretty sure he`s about 8 inches and a bit wider than what i`ve seen.. ;/ and another friend of mine wears about a 10 and he is NOT as lucky in other areas.
I have small hands, and small feet but I was blessed with an 8" penis, so neither statement is very true :)
Size 13 and a half shoe here, have really big hands, but it is still only 6 inches
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I'm 6'2 and wear a size 12 shoe. I also have big hands and have a muscular build. My penis size is about 8 inches.
I wonder what the answers would be if the question was, Is it true that the LOWER your IQ is, the BIGGER your penis is ???:D :D
I have a size 13 shoe and very big hands but only a 6 inch penis
this is the funniest thing ever...but yes most times...cuz it makes sense if u have big hands n feet n your tall they your stuff should be big...n the black thing is a myth...theres been studys that blk were only 6.5. erect....n whites...6.3 but on others its been the opposite...but mainly blk dudes have bigger ones is cuz there usually taller than the normal guy...just like asians are usually short so there things are smallers...(not all cases
[quote=youngmikey;176913]this is the funniest thing ever...but yes most times...cuz it makes sense if u have big hands n feet n your tall they your stuff should be big...n the black thing is a myth...theres been studys that blk were only 6.5. erect....n whites...6.3 but on others its been the opposite...but mainly blk dudes have bigger ones is cuz there usually taller than the normal guy...just like asians are usually short so there things are smallers...(not all cases[/quote]
Young,
It's a myth! How many men have you slept with?
[QUOTE=sera300;176979]Young,
It's a myth! How many men have you slept with?[/QUOTE]
Me??? personally ?? NONE!..but I shower with at least 8 guys a day...and there is NO SCIENTIFIC correlation from what I see...well not really seeing..perhaps the occasional glance...or accidental outburst of holy heck do you have that weapon licenced??:D
[quote=HardNgood;176981]Me??? personally ?? NONE!..but I shower with at least 8 guys a day...and there is NO SCIENTIFIC correlation from what I see...well not really seeing..perhaps the occasional glance...or accidental outburst of holy heck do you have that weapon licenced??:D[/quote]
So what you are saying is you "sneak peeks"? Lol!
sneak peek?? hell I out right laff or GULP!!
disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer...!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't mean GULP in what yer thinking!!! ...bad girl ...very very bad girl!!
[quote=HardNgood;176986]disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer...!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't mean GULP in what yer thinking!!! ...bad girl ...very very bad girl!![/quote]
Subconscious got you? LOL. Not what I was thinking but I guess you were! :)
Freudian slip...LOL
Next your going to "slip" and tell us you have been in bath houses asking "Who's your Daddy"? Geez. Someone has to torment you! :)
[COLOR="Blue">As far as the shoes makeing the man, I think it is a lot of nothing. My girlfriend tells me that she goes by the size of the man's hands. She says, if you have big hands, your penis is usually a good size. I am lucky, I have size 11 shoes and I have very large hands. As long as she is happy, I'm happy. If you know what I mean.[/COLOR]
There is no direct relationship between penis and shoe size.
you know what they say about people with big shoos, they are clowns or have big feet
you know what they say about people with big hands, big gloves
there is no direct relation you shoe size and penis size and although the penis is usually proportioned to the rest of the body which includes feet, it isn't a steadfast rule, there are big guys with small penises and small guys with big penises and ect... also she said a size 4 penis, this tells me that it was probably just something started with a guy with big feet and a small penis trying to ease his insecurities, don't worry about it
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