Story of a Losing a friend

[Wrave]

About 3 months ago, I was taking an important test and so i crossed my legs. All of the sudden I feel pain in my testicles. So I go home and try masturbating, and I am in searing pain. No luck.

Three hours later, I go to the ER, and I find out that my right testicle twisted up, and due to the fact that I waited for so long (6 hours is the maximum). Guess what, I had to have it removed.

At about midnight, I went into surgery. It took about an hour later I wake up and the nurses told me I was scratching my cornea. I was as groggy as hell, and still half asleep. I didn't know what the heck I was doing.

I had to wait one week in order to resume normal behavior. If you catch my drift.

This is a true story and I don't care how much I hate you, I will never everrrrr wish this upon you.

[dancingdoc2]

> I don't care how much I hate you, I will never everrrrr wish this upon you.


How much nicer this would have sounded had you said: "I would never everrrr wish this upon my worst enemy." Anyway, I gotchr drift. At least you can continue normal behavior. Being a Eunuch is no way to go thru life.

[oaktree]

OUCH!!!!! It is dangerous to have your gonads external. Women have it easy with their internal.

Sorry for the loss. <s>