Ejaculating toys

[noirblanc]

My girlfriend and I recently bought one of the "Realistic squirting toys" by Doc Johnson, but this thing is a beast. I'm fairly sure it's too big to even use as a baseball bat. I've seen the Peter North decorators online and those still seem a little large for us.

We're trying to find one with balls, that looks realistic, and preferably can we strap on friendly.

Does anyone, by any chance, have any leads on any other products of this sort?

[Rouge]

I might add that when I tried playing with it, it took time to get it in, and reminded me of fisting rather than toying. The slightest tension and I couldn't get it out!

[Brandye]

Once a penis has been in there, nothing else is "realistic." With you readily available, why need a "realistic" dildo?

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by Brandye

Once a penis has been in there, nothing else is "realistic." With you readily available, why need a "realistic" dildo?

Good point Brandye, but some of us have to 'make do and mend' as was said during WW2. In other words, sadly we remember what it was like once a vagina was there, but if one ain't available, then we have to find other ways of making do. Basically it is a case of learning to 'handle the situation'.

[Rouge]

Originally Posted by Brandye

Once a penis has been in there, nothing else is "realistic." With you readily available, why need a "realistic" dildo?

With him gone with the forces for a good amount of the year, I try to keep something realistic nearby. It doesn't come close to him, but it's good for the days when I really need something. In addition, if we want to play with the strap-on, he'd like something a little more real than the flaming pink toys we have right now :P

[Brandye]

I shall stay with my decades old cologne bottle. What he describes sounds like self-flagellation.

[Rouge]

Why is that?

[Brandye]

Nothing that large can be comfortable.

[Rouge]

Mhm, indeed, which is why we're asking for anything smaller!

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by Brandye

I shall stay with my decades old cologne bottle. What he describes sounds like self-flagellation.

Now if the famous (as indeed you are on here Brandye) were able to make recommendations on the best products, just think of the dosh you could make with endorsements!