male hands free automatic masturbators: Do they all suck

[talon]

I wanted to try out these new hands free automatic masturbators that are out there now

After reading the reviews quite a few seem to have problems and its hard to know what is good

Here is a list of criteria I want i based in
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Orgasm Rating: Effective: does it feel good to use and does it do it well
There is no real point buying the thing if it does not do its job as a masturbator

Strength of Vibration/stroking: since a lot of the hand types uses this is has to do it well
I didn’t want one that just sat there vibrating

Quietness: the Autoblow maybe be an excellent toy I don’t know

But it sounds like a jackhammer on the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRyWwYkTmI (requires adult sign in to access)

WTF I like to relax and not to have to wear earplugs, plus having neighbors knock and ask what the hell I’m doing
I don’t think they mention that in the ad


Material & Build Quality: feel good to use, endurance and lastability
Some of these toys break far too easy, as their electronic parts break
I had a portable pussy which started cracking after a few times, bad product

Ease of Use: a few of the toy have an entrance hole which is so hard to squesse into it hurts. Other s are big bulky or just hard to set up
(I’m only really looking for something the size of a large drink bottle or less in size)

Cleaning: how hard it is to clean, I like to keep my playthings clean

Independent Positive reviews: I like to know lots of other people have used the product and it works well.

Autoblow and Mastomatic both suffer from a lack reviews which are not either on their sites or are obvious paid advertisements

I probably buy the tenga-flip-hole
although its not a hands free automatic masturbator
It does most of what I want and its has great reviews