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why not just buy the sex dice you can buy ?
those are great fun but you could add in some forfits (i have no idea how to spell that word) like, things to do if you dont do what the dice tell you too for e.g. "Tickle - Penis" im not sure what the forfit would be. but im sure you could come up with somehing ![]()
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Its forfeits rosebanks lol.
If your looking for a board games, you could just buy a monopoly board. In the center put a picture that makes both you and your wife horny. Then put different "draw" cards on the squares. For instance, one square should be to draw from the tease pile (A pile of cards to tease the other) another to draw from the food pile (fun with whip cream, chocolate sauce, strawberrys, salsa....whatever floats your boat lol). Also have a pile for outercourse, and finally intercourse (but not just a go f**k your wife card. Have them list different positions.) But make sure to control yourself. The only time you guys can finally cum is when one of you collects a card from each orgasm tile (the four railroads) that way by the time someone collects all 4 cards, you both will be just aching to cum and will want each other so badly you wont be able to remember how to blink... Oh and just for kicks the go to jail card involves bondage and lots of teasing. (For the record I have not been planning this for a long time lol. In fact this just came to me as I wrote it out)
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It's "you're", Ducy.
(Lord, I've been waiting for just the opportunity to pass this along.)
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Doc....not fair. I have been up for the last 38 hours and will probably be up another 18 before I can sleep. (been up since 4 pm friday and probably wont be sleeping till at least 2 am tomorrow)
Your just picking on me now rofl. Oh and you have to admit my board game idea is awesome!!!!
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you can get a blank monopoly board now... called makeyourownopoly or some such.
suppose you could buy up "favours" and when they're landed on you can call them in! If jails bondage what does that make free parking!
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