Inserting objects infatuation

[ShadowMan]

I realy want to try this with my girlfriend and have for sometime. but she thinks that eveything that isnt straight from the porn store is dirty and gunna give her some kind of infection. is there anything i can do or say that might change her mind? and whats some other good ideas?

Thanks

[NorthernPixie]

Using ice or an ice lolly would be a great way to start because it feels amazing, isn't as overtly phallic as a big dildo, and the whole point is that she can sit on your face while you lap it up, until hey, presto! it's all gone! Apparently it feel really good for the guy too, when he goes insde- a completely different sensation. Apparently an alkaseltzer straight after is a great sensation too, but I've never done it. Then she may be open to more things at a later date...chocolate bars, cucumbers, dildos...

I have to admit that in frantic moments when I've been desperately searching for things to 'fill my need' around the house it's been pretty hard. A lot of things that may SEEM to be a good idea actually are too wide at the top or have sticky-ot bits that look too threatening for my precious bits!

NB never use an open bottle (apparently- something about causing a vacuum(?)) and it seems that sugary things (perhaps like the ice lolly?) can cause bacterial growth= yeast infections.

You might need to make big compromises on this one!

[dixie chick]

all potential objects will need to be very very clean. look around the house, you should be able to find some insertable objects. northernpixie is right though. sometimes the object isn't as ideal once you actually try to use it. our rule is nothing bigger than his member, any bigger and it probably won't work.

talk to her about it, let her know how much it'd turn you on and that you would never use anything that could cause harm of any kind. seriously though, try the ice if she's agreeable. it's clean, nothing left over once you're done and it feels soooo good. we've also filled a condom with water, froze it, peeled condom off and had an ice dildo - lots of fun! only drawback was that it was too cold for him to hold onto for long. if talking to her doesn't work you could let her read this thread. good luck!

[NewYork57]

Wow, thats awesome, I posted this almost a year ago now! Thanks for all the tips!

[sera300]

Originally Posted by Brandye

You should see some of the stuff removed from all bodily orifices on a Saturday night at a big hospital emergency room! From that experience, I would say that anything lying around has been tried.

Yeap...so much fun removing household items! Especially door knobs, snicker bars and hot dogs! Oh, cannot forget the coat hanger in the rump! LOL! I found if there is an orifice someone will find something to fill it with!

[Mr. Saint]

On that note I just want to say if you are going to do anal insertion, make sure the object has a wide base of is long enough not to get “lost”. Also if you are concerned about it being sanitary, you can put a rubber on phallic like objects.

[CleverName]

Hmm... what shouldn't go in there? I think it would be fun to put a tootsie pop into her =P

She is always teasing me by sucking on them in promiscuous ways.. It would be fun to turn the tables on her!

[Suki2007]

If it doesn't have a retrieval cord or a flared base, do not put it in her bum. The anus is shaped differently than the vagina and things will travel upwards there. You can put anything in the vagina without worrying about "losing" them, but some things can cause infections for some women, so be careful and always ask first.

[CleverName]

So, could a blow pop or any kind of lolly pop cause an infection?

[Suki2007]

It could. Usually sugar in the vaginal area is a bad idea as it can cause yeast infections. However, there are people who do things like you are thinking of doing with little to no harm done. I couldn't do it myself, as I would be guaranteed a yeast infection.