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Two guys walk into a bar with a plan on how to get free drinks. One guy has a hot dog and says "Hey we can drink then before we pay the bartenderyou drop to your knees then I will put the hotdog down there and you pretend to suck it." Well the two did as they planned and sure enough the bartender threw them out and they did not have to pay. They took turns doing this. After three bars the two were so drunk. The guys drink up a storm then the one guy drops to his knees and the bartender throws them out just as the many times before. The other guy says .Ok, give me the hot dog now. The first guy says "I lost that at the last bar we were thrown out of."