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The perfect woman

Someone finish the sentence for me using one sentence.
The perfect woman for me is...

think in terms of mind and spirit... the gorgeous body is a given. Women will work themselves to phobias and depressions over that.

Tell me 3 reasons why that is your perfect woman.

my wife

[QUOTE=Quote (WallyLlama @ Feb. 09 2005,03:17)][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE] "Your happiness doesn't depend on the other."

From my experiance,when you are in a long relationship or marriage. Your happiness does depend on the other. Why? Because your lives are so intwind with each other that if your spouse is unhappy you find yourself becoming unhappy because you live with that person day in and day out.. people feed off of each others emotions. Just like the type of music you listen to will make you feel those emotions that are played thru the music.. Kids will also feed off of each others emotions, thats why its a good idea to pick and choose the friends you have, because its a known fact that you will become more like the company you keep.

Yahoooo Tessie is in love with me...or is it my sick mind.....whatever it is I like it....hehe.

Meow, Bark, Whinny or Grunt, it's all sex with someone you love.

[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 15 2005,13:26)]No Jaybee wants a woman who is into beastiality.....horse or dog?[/QUOTE]
Ha, have to say that that comment mad my hackles rise...

(pun and double-entendre very much intended)

Anyway, as you don't know me too well yet, I meant like a TIGRESS....

A Tigress is woman in whose bedroom modesty has no place. Neither does restraint. A true Tigress will never bite back a cry of passion, turn out the lights, or think to make love by candlelight. She is equally offended by ANY restraint by her partner.  She wants to see him in full, be seen in full, and experience the act with all of her senses.

An 'Alpha female' in every sense of the word, a Tigress will be perfectly demure when she wants to be. However, she will exude raw sensuality from every pore even when compiling a financial report, will make the water delivery boy salivate with a simple glance, and is ready at the drop of a hat for her mate to arrive at her workplace unannounced, take him out the back and...take him. A spare change of clothes is always advisable when dating one.

Prior to the act, Tigresses expect a roar of delight when they tear open their blouses and reveal their sweaty, magnificent, well toned torsos.  A true tigress will NEVER give up the upper position without a fight, and even when below, if not satisfied, will think nothing of delivering a stunning right hook to the jaw in mid-coitus.

Although ranging from petite to strappingly amazonian, a Tigress ALWAYS has incredible energy and strength, and age 25 has already left a string of broken hotel beds and ex-boyfriends needing hip replacements.

That's what I meant by 'animal' lover... s'funny, my feminist neighbour was round a while ago, saying men shouldn't be scared of 'strong' women, ha, if only she knew...

Sorry I was so long coming back to this thread, this site's quieter than a graveyard (there you go, bestiality AND necrophilia!)

[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 15 2005,12:26)]No Jaybee wants a woman who is into beastiality.....horse or dog?[/QUOTE]
You are so bad! I think I love you now.

We have ways of making you purrrr...!!!

Wow, so many pussy cats in here. Have i just walked into somebody elses life? Nothing this nice happens to me normally!!

Finewine as ever you cunjour up such a nice image.

And yeta... a very different image but also very nice!!

I try alspals. think you can make me purr some more?

[QUOTE=Quote ]what jaybee meant by "animal lover" was a woman who makes love like an animal, as in someone who's wild in the sack.[/QUOTE]

then again I could be the dominate leader of the wolf pack in the woods.    

I'll be Alspals, sexy matress kitten

oooo, where's my tom cat... prrrrrrrrrrrrr, howl, walking across the fence on a moon lit night with tail in the air, rubbing my back on the fence post... howl, prrrrrrrrr...

Lets see... the perfect woman... <

Maybe the pur-fect woman is blondiegirl?

No Jaybee wants a woman who is into beastiality.....horse or dog?

[QUOTE=Quote (vagabondprince @ Feb. 15 2005,12:49)]what jaybee meant by "animal lover" was a woman who makes love like an animal, as in someone who's wild in the sack.[/QUOTE]
Meow

i think they have web sites about that too!!

what jaybee meant by "animal lover" was a woman who makes love like an animal, as in someone who's wild in the sack.

which is why he added that it'd be good if that perfect woman loves animals too...because the first reference of "animal lover" has nothing to do with animals.

well, maybe Jaybee's perfect woman will love animals like you know.... love animals?

[QUOTE=Quote (Jaybee @ Feb. 15 2005,08:31)]Yes, the perfect women should be an animal lover...

It would ALSO be a bonus if she loved animals!

Jaybee[/QUOTE]
What in the world does that mean Jaybee?  

I love animals just fine. Other people's. If waiting around for my two worthless pets to die makes me less of a woman, OH WELL!!!

[QUOTE=Quote (cajdi2004 @ Feb. 14 2005,05:11)]well, the perfect woman should definately be an animal lover.  it is very telling about people's personalities how they treat animals and how animals react to them![/QUOTE]
Yes, the perfect women should be an animal lover...

It would ALSO be a bonus if she loved animals!

Jaybee

well, the perfect woman should definately be an animal lover. it is very telling about people's personalities how they treat animals and how animals react to them!

How did this thread get so far off? Eating dogs is reallt nothing like the perfect woman unless she is perfect by eating small animals....hehe

poor snoopy.

dog meat is good food in lots of cultures.
I am so sorry for you.

I had a friend who accidently killed her cat by drying it in the dryer. no joke.

I have learned quite a few things as an old dog from my twin.
thank you

I had a dog once, honest story, my brothers friend ate it. I was so sad.

They make great dishes with dog in Korea.

Why did your brother's friend eat your dog?
Was it a hot dog?

He was a beautiful Beagle named Snoopy, no joke!

His culture they ate dogs and I guess no one told him it was bad manners to eat your friends, sisters dog.

I never got another dog, mom wouldn't let me.

The name is for a personal even in my life and I mean by getting sick of me, if I could leave myself I would, so I know I can get to be too much some times.

Thank you for the compliments.  You are too kind.  I can say the same for you but that would be too Hallmark for how I feel.

Awwwww this is such a touching moment ( and I don't mean that sexually). I am very content being here until you are all sick of me. What a great find! Love ya back!

Why did you chose your name yetagainsorrows?

Why would I be sick of you? You are so full of life, vitality, wit, and humor. I am glad you are staying.

I care alot about these people. You are quite a whirl wind coming to these quiet boards. I love it. It's been fun to role play with you for their enjoyment and for ours. A proverb says A merry heart is like good medicine.
love you sis... you've made my heart very merry tonight.

Oh baby, you opened the flood gates now......

Have you ever thought that you and I might be a tease to these poor others?

And do you care?

smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooch!

well, there you go just more evidence we are long lost twins.

Shut up and kiss me, damn it!

My dear sister~

1) I was joking.

2) we are human and have more fault than we could ever possibly understand. We ruin everything and pass the buck, that is the way we are, weather we like it or not.

[QUOTE=Quote (yetagainsorrows @ Feb. 11 2005,19:25)]I do unless you are talking about me....j/k  LOL[/QUOTE]
Heavens no!!! I am not talking about you... I was just thinking about myself and others not related to this board.

[QUOTE=Quote (WallyLlama @ Feb. 12 2005,03:39)][/QUOTE]
I think you have something there. I do believe we were designed to be separate but community.

I like Covy's definition of that "interdependence". It is a mutual helping of each other to become their best and achieve their best... It is other oriented not self oriented.

"We do that to ourselves." You are right. Why do we do it to ourselves?

[QUOTE=Quote (finewine @ Feb. 10 2005,05:59)]How does a person become sure of themselves and have that strong sense of self?
Why do you suppose there is such a need in the human heart for that delicious feeling of support and understanding?[/QUOTE]
The answer to those questions is in the OTHER book. LOL

In regards to the second question, I think that is need is less strong that we have come to believe or wish... the need is really about a society that has things fairly well screwed up.

Rather than take on the challenge of living together as strong self reliant inviduals, we've taken the easy way out. We've decided that our common bond is one of need. In order to function as a society (and often as a couple, how this started) it's easier to focus on the "needs" and failings rather than glory in what we are capable of achieving. We expend huge amounts of creative energy explaining our failings instead of trying to succeed.

If you look a the capabilities of humans, you have to conclude that we weren't desiged (or didn't evolve, no arguments LOL) to be needy and neurotic. We do that to ourselves.

I guess its a tricky one this. I have definately had my ear bashed a few times due to time of the month issues.

Whatever the issue that is raised... no matter how obvious it ma be that it is due to that time... never suggest it!!! LOL OUCHHHH!!!

[QUOTE=Quote (cajdi2004 @ Feb. 10 2005,11:30)]The perfect woman for me is...
sure of herself, happy with who she is, takes me for who I am and exudes sexuality.  I might add sweet and loving and never gives in to being bitchy! [/QUOTE]
I too think this is the perfect woman. However there are times that hormones, life problems, and other stresses might make her bitchy. But to what level does she give into it. I know women that give into their bitchy nature much more then they need to just because they are getting something out of it.

I do unless you are talking about me....j/k LOL

You guys have my ears blushing.

I am by no means a perfect woman... just be around me during a certain time of the month...LOL!!!

Do you think though that sometimes a great sense of confidence can borderline on arrogance and conceitedness if not handled carefully?

I just did

why don't as many women say this to me face to face?!

Yes... your right.... Finewine is hard to fault. There are some people who are just special and she is very very high on that list for me.

Well if you take her you have to take me too....

I find a perfect woman one who knows who she is and isn't afraid to show it. One who can laugh at her self and not get mad when others laugh too. Can admit fault and be big enough to forgive

Finewine is the perfect woman, and since I am her younger twin I guess that makes me perfect too. (Hey, leave me to my fantasy!)

Thank you for clarifying that word Finewine!

those damn hormones will get you every time!!

v...vi....visc.. damn i need a better dictionary

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