he can't plan sex.
it has to be in the moment and real.
i mean i know your friend is trying to be sweet,
but it's not really something that should be planned.

I really don't know what to tell you.
i've never really had anything like that
but mainly it's just candles
rose petals.
the lighting.
whatever else... i suppose
but planning it was just a bad idea
on both their parts.

how old is your friend? and is he a virgin?
is the girlfriend a virgin?

Candles are a big fire hazzard.

Hang a disco ball, hire a mariachi band to stand by the bed and play, and set a Buddha on the pillow next to you. And blacklights are really funny after bodily fluids are emitted.

Thank me later.