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While driving down the highway late at night. The closer I got to an orgasm, the faster the car went. The car ahead of me that I began tailgating was a highway patrol vehicle. Only later did I discover it had an out of service sign in the side window.
Another time was when I was in the service. Privacy was always an issue so I used the storeroom section of a semi-trailer used as a classroom.
Never knowing who might walk in, on more than one occasion I used to do it in the shower at the dorm. It had a half-wall so if someone did walk in, I could blame the red face on the hot water and stop what I was doing. Perspiration was a non issue.
Public restroom stalls--now, every guy has used them, right? The only problem I ran into was (always) explaining away the 20 minutes it took to....
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Life without dancing?
I don't think so......
The feet may learn the steps;
yet only the spirit can dance!
Dancing is the fastest way to get
a girl alone and into your arms in public.
The Tango smolders and burns. It ignites the
heart, the soul, and yes, the libido.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass,
it's about learning how to Dance in the Rain!
Dance as if nobody is watching.
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