does anyone know how to make fake cum?

[bren321]

i just bought a ejaculating dildo and the recipe it had for fake cum was a egg white and condenced sweetened milk and add suger for a good taste!. i want the real flavor of cum the salty taste. does anyone know how to make fake cum.???. i just want to make the experience close as possible. i have never tasted sweet cum before, ever.

[Brandye]

What is the point? Sounds dumb when there are lots of men around willing to donate the real stuff.

Your biggest problem will be finding a recipe that starts out as gelatinous and within twenty minutes is liquid.

[Luvs2plzU]

I think your best bet would be "tapioca" pudding and substitute SALT for the sugar ROFMAO.....

[Rollo]

I'll volunteer :P

But seriously, cum tastes like egg whites mixed with seawater.

[dancingdoc2]

Well, then, does anybody here see the obvious? If not living by the sea, just add salt!

[hollyadoll]

the following recipe is to make fake cum at home and it works great out of my ejaculating dildo, it has the right consistency and as close to the flavor as i can get looks good in pictures too:

Fake Cum Recipe

1 cup water

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 raw egg white

1 tablespoon plain yogurt

2 pinches of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more sweetness you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

[EvilEvilKitten]

Why not just get a MAN?