Akward Moment: Need Help For a Needy Sibling

[MasterBater101]

Ok, well my little brother, Théo, came over to visit my dorm and my parents just dropped him off and he comes up to me and says "On a good day when I have a hard on I am only two inches long and have a girth of three inches." and I was here at my computer and I just looked at him without moving my head in his direction and he asks me about how big he should get since he is already 14 years old but hung like a newborn mouse...He is hysterical (oddly enough hyster means uterus because of what hysteria was thought to be a while back) but back to the subject, he is hysterical over this because in this case he just wants to be average size and he is becoming so worried I think he may be turning into a ball of worry (ugh I come up with the worst comparisons) like me over this one little thing (no pun intended)

[girl12]

Just assure him that most of the women you ask about penis size say that size does not matter AT ALL. It says in the section on penis size on this site that a woman would MUCH rather prefer a guy who was not very well hung, but who was really good at going down on a girl, as opposed to a guy who was really well hung but was bad in bed. And I also believe it was oberon who said "Lesbians please eachother with no penis at all!"

So assure him that his size doesn't matter, as long as he finds out what his lover likes and gives one hundred percent.

-Mariah

[MasterBater101]

Ok I just got off the phone with him and...I guess I should have known better then to mention (sorry I am still recovering from the recent homicide attempt so my grammar isn't very good) then to mention lesbian sex because he is a devout (sp?) Christian and a major conservative (we are talking Bush Clone here)...you could say I am the black sheep of my family for my political/religious views...and he just yelled at me GAYS ARE WRONG! and hung up...man he is an ass.

Je jure après je finis mes études et gradue à Le Cordon Bleu je rentre à Martinique ou à France. LE CONDAMNER! Il me fait si fâché, un de ces jours que je vais aller habite en Haïti un peu juste pour l'éviter et Il est si condamne a retardé! Il m'appelle tous les jours même s'il est fâché à moi juste demander que je fais et cela peut être s'incroyablement inconvienent parce qu'un temps j'avais le sexe et il appelle et de Couler je suis perdu quand il s'agit du sexe et s'il appelle et je suis d'à l'orgasme et alors je commence crier et si je raccroche et alors à peu près deux heures plus tard il appelle encore pensant que j'étais tué! Hou là je suis vraiment fâché à que baisant l'idiot!

[Edit: ok basically that is me ranting and screaming damnit and talking about going back to either Martinique, France, or Haiti just to get away from him after I finish my culinary studies at Le Cordon Bleu and me screaming and ranting and calling him an idiot...]

[Brandye]

At 14 he is not yet done growing. More will be added though I do not know when or how much. Many 14 yo males suffer these same feelings.

[MasterBater101]

Ah thanks Brandye.

I really have to stop ranting like this because of certain incidents...

[babalaza]

Dunno man, stupid advice probably...

tell him to masturbate more...
or just tell him it will grow and urs was smaller that age...

[MasterBater101]

What? The "Don't wear cheap bras" thing?
[Edit: Wow I am so slow that I just now understood what you were trying to tell me]

Ok I will after he starts hating me. Babalaza, you can be funny and make me laugh. Oddly enough my biology professor said based on the amount of time I spend online that if it weren't for my amazingly fast reflexes in my fingers and eyes I would be classified as a vegatable. I pretended I was really offended and said, hey that is not fair, I am a tomato and that is a fruit, I call for equal plant rights!

and then everybody including my professor and I started laughing really, really, hard and about seven people fell out of thier desks.

Ok I will go take my A.D.D. pills now and like I always say "They say I have A.D.D. but they don't understan--OH LOOK A CHICKEN!"