Shoe size determines penis size

[SirSleepAlot]

I have kinky girl friends I talk to on instant messenger. One girl asks me "what's your shoe size?" I tell them size 5 (I'm not joking. I'm a male and I wear boys size 5). She starts giggling. So then she says "ya kno wut dat means right? *disappointed face*" That really gave me the chills on my back and my penis size is 4".

What do you think of this? Does your shoe size really tells what your penis size is?

[thetease13]

In some cases yes. In a lot of cases no.

My guy wears an 8 shoe. His penis is bigger than 4 inches when hard..
I know people that wear a size 10 shoe and their penis is 5 inches when hard.

So again, in some cases yes. But usually, it's to the no side.

[lilly2279]

My ex boyfriend had tiny feet. Like a men's 8, which is kinda smallish for a guy. Plus he was short, like 5'6". But he had a niiice penis. I would say 7 inches or so, which was so perfect for me!

So, it's not always true. I dated a guy who had huge feet and was 6'5", his was average, maybe 7, as well.

I go more by noses. lol. I know that's silly. But it has always seemed to ring true for some reason.

[oberon]

Well, I have LOTS of experience in this area! *

Big feet mean big shoes. Period. *I've known some really small guys (height and body-wise) who were huge. *And I've know some really big guys who weren't so well-endowed. *

I should have this where I can "cut and paste" it... MUCH more important that size is being a good lover. *You can have a monster truck, but if you don't know how to drive, it won't do you any good. *Conversely, a VW will get you to where you want to go.

Oh, and Lilly... big noses?? *That just means big kleenexes.

[Tessie]

Hey Oberon! Another board I go to has this guy that swears that you can know the length of a man's penis if you messure the length between his forefinger and thumb when they are spread apart. What do you think? Fact or just big hands. LOL

[thetease13]

I don't think there's much truth to the finger thing either... that's just more of a genes thing.

[oberon]

LOL, Tessie. Ah, yes. I missed the "Big hands theory". Big hands= Big gloves. Nothing more.

[Tessie]

So what your saying is that if you want to know the length it's best to just get right up close and personal? OK, will do!!

[mrdoc]

well big feet=big shoes and big hands=big gloves nothing more than that.
To have an idea about to penis size, just see it while its ready.. and to know its size, take the help of measuring tape javascript:emoticon('')
smilie

[canoestripper]

Let's see, I wear size 12 shoes, have large hands, and a big nose... (gets out the tape measure) ... Darnit! Just a bit above average.
Oh well, guess everyone was right.