Shoe size determines penis size

[oberon]

LOL, Canoestripper.

Yes, Tessie, I have always preferred the hands on approach to determining penis size.... ah, yes, it fits there... and there.... and there...

[canoestripper]

Thanks Oberon.
To paraphrase Meatloaf: Three out of four ain't bad.

[oberon]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (canoestripper @ Aug. 09 2005,20:34)]Thanks Oberon.
To paraphrase Meatloaf: Three out of four ain't bad. *

Actually, Canoestripper, I've always wondered why people aren't happy to be in the "average" range. Guys that are really small worry about not being big enough... guys that are huge have to worry (or should) about being too big. Average means that it's good to go for any situation.

[canoestripper]

Just having a little more fun with a silly post. I'm actually very happy with being "average".
By the way Oberon, I knew that name was familiar, but I only just remembered today where I read it last. Oberon and Titania, king and queen of the fairies. I remembered from "The War of the Flowers" by Tad Williams. Good book, great author.

[oberon]

Hi Canoestripper,

Yeah, I knew you were just kidding. *It just amazes me that so many guys are so seriously worred about size.

Yep, that's the right Oberon. *Except, I was thinking Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream". * I do like to point out that Oberon was a "king" and NOT a "queen"...lol.

[canoestripper]

Hi Oberon,
It's been a long time since I read any Willy Shake-Spear. Never could really get into it. I'm a sci-fi/fantasy man with maybe an occasional thriller.
King of the fairies, queen of the fairies...
Tomato, tomato... LOL.
Take care.

[oberon]

LOL... well, Shakespeare (the plays, anyway) are much better watched than read. There's a great version of "Midsummer" starring Kevin Kline, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Rupert Everett. Anyway...

I'm a huge sci-fi/fantasy fan myself. Mercedes Lackey is probably my favorite. I also like Anne McCaffery, David Eddings, Juliet E. McKenna, and MANY, MANY more.

[redbonemp]

my husband is wears size 13 shoes and with him the rule does hold true ,but ive been with guys with small feet that are big so who knows.

[Acid_Burn]

ok am almost 18 i wear a 15 1/2 shoe and i can tell u that its bogas XD but it makes me happy when people think its true XD

[oberon]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Acid_Burn @ Sep. 18 2005,13:49)]i wear a 15 1/2 shoe

15 1/2 ?? Good lord! Just out of curiosity... height?