Dear members,
Is it possible for a vegetarian to have oral sex? Because then never put meat in their mouth, and if yes... may then swallow or is sperm placed in the meat category?
Cheers
Fri, 09/10/2004 - 10:08
#1
Oral Sex and vegetarians
[QUOTE=Quote (demonbuttercup @ Sep. 12 2004,08:36)]lol. screw it, eat the candy![/QUOTE]
Hmm.. probably the other way around: Eat it, then screw it ?
Veganists ramblings then? they're even more picky...
I think this whole question would only apply to hardcore Vegans. They are the picky ones.
There are vegatarians who sometimes eat fish, or at least they will eat cheese and milk products.
like, one time i saw this vegan chick reading the wrapper on her piece of laffy taffy to make sure it has stuff in it she could eat... lol. screw it, eat the candy!
[QUOTE=Quote (camman @ Sep. 10 2004,10:07)]LoL man
see there is aslways a way to bend the rules.[/QUOTE]
Hey look , think of it like a vegitarian:
Ur puttin a piece of wood in ur mouth not meat.
U could be kissing a little asian boy named wang.
U may be getting a little prick in uir mouth.
U could be ajusting a rod.
U could even be haveing a vegitarian delicasie of twig and berries.
Anyhows vegiterians can put meat in there mouth so long as they dont chew it all up, and a dick isnt a chew toy so eahter u win!
camman, I just want you to know that I understood your entire post and laughed my ass off. Very clever.
I agree with buttercup and think of it more as a vitamin with a tiny bit of protein in it.
Oh and years and years ago I tried that pimple idea. NO!! It didn't work for me.
Actually, not on the subject- I tend not to debate the vegetarian issue as some of them have little sense of humor about it- but on the pimple thing... that only works if you actually put it ON your face, not swallow it. Semen is an astringent (skin-tightner). I believe there is a story that a queen- I want to say Cleopatra, but don't quote me as I'm not certain it was her- had her soldiers masturbate into a tub, and then she would bathe in it.
That's my useless piece of trivia for the day.
Nevermind.
Oh brother.
Here we go again.
A fun topic rapidly deteriorating...
In an attempt to get back on topic.... Buttercup's post makes me wonder... should the government require an ingredient or warning label on dicks? (I've also speculated that there might be money in printing advertisments on condoms.)
And this old timer also wonders, do guys still use the ploy "it'll make your pimples go away?"
Camman, you can add that to your list! It's okay if it's for medicinal purposes!
I am not a good speller and am very sorry about that.
I will take your sugestion into consideration ... but dont exspect me to change at all.
Sorry if i make it hard for u too read but u can just skip my posts.
[QUOTE=Quote (camman @ Sep. 10 2004,13:07)]LoL man
see there is aslways a way to bend the rules.[/QUOTE]
Hey look , think of it like a vegitarian:
Ur puttin a piece of wood in ur mouth not meat.
U could be kissing a little asian boy named wang.
U may be getting a little prick in uir mouth.
U could be ajusting a rod.
U could even be haveing a vegitarian delicasie of twig and berries.
Anyhows vegiterians can put meat in there mouth so long as they dont chew it all up, and a dick isnt a chew toy so eahter u win!
I can't even understand over half of that.
I'm not trying to be mean here but like, can you atleast attempt to type correctly and spell halfway decent?
If you don't know how to spell a word, try going to http://dictionary.com and it will help you, or you can in fact go to http://google.com and type in the word and it will attempt to correct it for you.
LoL man
see there is aslways a way to bend the rules.
Hey look , think of it like a vegitarian:
Ur puttin a piece of wood in ur mouth not meat.
U could be kissing a little asian boy named wang.
U may be getting a little prick in uir mouth.
U could be ajusting a rod.
U could even be haveing a vegitarian delicasie of twig and berries.
Anyhows vegiterians can put meat in there mouth so long as they dont chew it all up, and a dick isnt a chew toy so eahter u win!
Broccoli is also "alive". It has some kind of nerves in it that has feelings and it can feel pain.
So yea, I leave you with that.
LOL
this is a good one. we are talking more about the semen than the sperm right? i mean the sperm is just a cell... like eating a fingernail or something lol.
here's one thing i found
[QUOTE=Quote ]The finished product contains approximately just 10% sperm. The rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar.
[/QUOTE]
also, it only has like 5 calories per tsp.
its more like a vitamin, LOL.
hmmm, so if we were all stranded on an island, could we live off of semen? lol
think about it!
ps, oh yeah and just b/c some guys call it "their meat" and its shaped like a sausage doesn't mean it is..LOL.
Sure it is... it's alive, isnt it ? it's protein-rich, it moves, so == meat !
SNSnoopy has a point
LMAO
This should be good for a 63 post debate!
A friend who's become a vegetarian says "I don't eat anything that has eyes."
I haven't asked her if that includes the "one-eyed monster."
SPERM IS NOT MEAT!
If you are classifing Humans as Meat then that alone is a problem
I agree with xx_tatiana_xx
Hehe... I'm a vegan and I give and receive oral sex. Yeah maybe with oral sex you're consuming semen if you choose to swallow, but as no suffering and exploitation is involved I see nothing wrong with it, when it's between two consenting adults (remember than a nonhuman animal cannot give their consent for you to consume THEIR products). If sexual fluids are nonvegan then so is saliva, and would you say vegans and vegetarians can't even kiss each other? Common sense!