during a conversation with my wife about a month ago, we were playfully teasing each other about various sexual acts. She made some comment and I replied that I was just going to cum on her hair. She remarked that I've never aimed for her hair before. I jokingly said something about she's need to take a shower and wash the cum from her face and hair the next morning. Of course that didn't happen that night.
Now several days ago, I was aroused and she had had a mentally exausting day at work so I didn't get any action that night, but the next morning she was good to go. Afterwards while she was showering I jokingly said that she's lucky I didn't jack off on her the night before. She just smiled and laughed. So now I'm thinking I may just go for it.
I need to make sure I don't do it on a night where she's already showered for the next day, but other than that I'm wondering for the ladies here.....
would you be upset, mad, or irritated if you woke up with your man's cum on your face or hair in the morning ?
Yeah I'd probably be pretty mad just because I would find it disrespectful. But I would also be REALLY pissed if I found out my husband was sending alluring and provocative emails to another woman (especially a minor!)... just sayin.....
feel free to comment on the second part in the other post (I never said I sent nudes of me to the other girl anyways)
that seems a little creepy and weird to do
Let's see - my hairdresser charges how much? I know, I know, you and I may not go there every week but there are women who do. Also there are women who take an hour every morning what with hair and make-up and clothes to make sure they're exactly right. That's objection one.
Objection two is the whole latent dominance thing with her locks being a sign of the feminine and the penis being male - seems similar to smacking someone in the mouth with your shoe, with the difference that you also urinate through your penis. Ick.
Objection three has to do with - why are you doing this when I'm asleep???? Don't you want me to participate???
Objection 4 is "Can I ejaculate on your hair next?" - assuming you have hair, mind you.
So, it would depend upon the woman involved. Some might say "sure".
Me? I'd say "do it and you die".
if it was a guy i loved, I would be ok with it as a fantasy fulfillment. But I dont think I would want it to become a habit!. Still one time as somthing sexy and kinky i could get hot off that.
Most definately!!! I wouldn't even laugh at the joke because it's so not funny. However, you needn't worry about how others would react, the person who'se permission you need is your mate/wife.
Personally, I think you need to keep that jiz in a kleenex and dispose of it yourself once you're done. If my husband did that to me I can think of MANY unsavory substances that would be smeared in his hair ( maybe even hair remover!!!) and even his car seat before the sun rises on another day!!! Just because she laughs at a joke doesn't mean that she'll think it's funny or sexy when it happens to her.
It's off course up to your wife...
If my man had made comments like you, I probably would have laughed and made a joke out of it; "would have made a handy shampoo ;)"-remark or something. But that certainly would not be consent for him to do that to me!
I would be very upset! I'd find it simply degrading. Because:
1) doing it, while I have no say in it, makes it NOT consensual. If there's anything holy to me when it comes to sex, it's that. You could only avoid that by asking her prior. Personally; I'd have to really think about my answer to such request...
2) I do not mind when his juices end up on me anywhere while we make love; I actually like receiving his semen. But while sleeping, I'm not able to receive, which doesn't make it giving me his semen, but more like soiling me :( (as EEK puts it with the shoe-to-mouth-example)
3) if I were to wake up from it, that would most likely be a horrible and scary experience. Possibly with horrible endings for him as well!!! Think of: head shooting up as automatic response, nails or fist shooting upwards in defense, etc. Not even because I would mean to hurt him, but because waking up like that is very disorientating with instincts causing primal reactions. So: I'd advice you to think about your own safety as well :rolleyes:
Maybe not in my hair since it would take FOREVER to get it all out, but I wouldn't be mad. Maybe a little annoyed, but then I would say to him to help me wash it off.*laughs*