Men, do you ever find yourself embarassed by mid-romp flatulence? :o
Ladies, have you ever had your guy let one go in the throes?:confused:
I really would like to know if anyone else has had this happen in the bedroom!
Don't be ashamed. I think it's happened more than anyone admits.
Yup it always happens to my gf in the same position its so weird(her on top really working hard), lol it keeps everything fun and light hearted and she knows I think its cute so she isn't embarrassed at all
See my experience was with some really passionate missionary and then all of a sudden, he stopped, let one rip and then pulled the sheet up over our heads and did the Family Guy thing ("the best thing you can do for a man is learn to love his gas, Meg").
I wanted to hurt him so badly.
haha well then there is only on thing to do and that is retaliate with you weapon of mass destruction, cause we all know how much more lethal girl's farts are then guys
WOMEN DO NOT PASS GAS!
We fluff and it smells like roses. But let me tell you, when you fluff and then fluff the blankets when he's sleeping with his mouth open, that's justice.
haha!! never knew that the smell of roses made the eyes water!
It's that beautiful of a smell. It conjures up the most precious memories... as your life flashes before your eyes because you're nearing death.
Am I in the minority that thinks girl farts are kinda cute and sexy? haha im guessing so but you never no
My fiance doesn't think it's cute, he just realizes it's a fact of life that comes with being engaged to a wonderful catch who enjoys some manly past-times with him. (I've been to a hunting camp with a bunch of guys with gas. You learn to retaliate.)
haha yeah I'm guessing that how most normal guys are. Anytime my gf passes "roses" upon me I just get a boner
That's special for you. I don't think that's common though. It's made my boyfriend laugh because I've blamed it on him, the cat, a squeaky floor board...
haha don't worry I was guessing it wasn't common. Nothing better than those high pitched ones that only dogs should be able to hear
The worst ones are the ones that just won't end. It doesn't matter how much you clench and try to stop, everyone knows.
haha bad as those are its better than farts that carry more than just gas! Am I right or what?! hahaha
Women Definitely Do Not Sh'art.
haha I dunno I think their sharts are just more angelic than normal
Women Do Not Excrete Waste Rectally.
ohhhhh i never learned that forgive me. Must have been something else I smelled when I went into the bathroom following one of my gf's trips lol and i guess no one else likes to talk about their flatulence experiences
It was probably a hobo who snuck in.
Didnt think of that!! YOUR RIGHT! haha
Yeah. My fiance once thought that I took a dump but I just reminded him that the cat litter box is in the bathroom too. It was my stinky little pussy cat.
haha but if he is as smart as me we both know who took the big dump
That would be my homosexual cat, Morty Cake.