If I were you, I'd stop drinking..

if i were i wouldnt have sex at all

I second that, sexaddict7308.

Yeah seriously get over this one... imagine if it happened? The life long financial need, the expectancies...the kid growing up knowing it was just the end result of a piss up...

seriously stop drinking if thats what happens

I wonder if this same sort of thing happens when a guy drives drunk--and then...!

Except in this case you can't just take away his keys...

But maybe...