Any funny sexual encounters....

[Caramel_Gal_Loves_Vanilla]

I was on this website a couple of nights ago and reading alot of these posts and got turned on. I then had sex with my boyfriend, he was feeling kinky and wanted to try something different. Rather than him cum in me, he wanted to pull out and cum in my face....

He did manage to come out in time but his spunk was projectile and it missed my face and landed on the cat who was sitting on the couch.... He boyfriend felt realyl guilty, I went into hysterics!

[Grim]

That made me laugh
Reminds me of an amateur porn scene I saw:
It was a BBG threesome and the two guys were about to ejaculate on the woman's face - One guy ejaculated and it hit the other guy instead of the woman's face.

Very entertaining, but this doesn't seem to be a poll.

[seetherboa]

So it was one of those times when I had a one night stand. The guy is good looking, has a nice body and a very decent sized penis. He gives me oral and vice versa for maybe 5 minutes just to get me stimulated. the second he entered my vagina, he pulled out and came all over me. Lol.. That was by far the worse sexual experience I ever had.

In a close second place, there is also this time when I was trying to have sex with this one guy. I was performing fellatio on him.... 10 minutes later, still not hard... 20 minutes, finally a little over half way decently hard. He too had a really large penis and nice abs, etc. Didn't know how to put it in my vagina (tried putting it in my clit as if it had a hole!!!)... Then he says after his penis goes limp "can you tell I've never had sex before?" WTF!!!!???? He also brought a box of magnums... Lol... how much sex did he think we were going to have?

[jasonhc73]

I was recently have sex, and it was going for a while, she had at least 6 orgasms and I was like some sort of sex toy. I just could not cum. I tried just about every position I could to make it happen. Well after a good 45 minutes of just straight up banging and pounding she had had enough and was gonna finish the job for me. She laid me down and just started giving me a hand job. In just like 2 minutes I was done. I shot my load and came... I shot my load off so far that it landed next to me on the pillow and almost entirely in my own face! It was like a Matrix moment, I moved so fast! I've never seen my stuff go so far, and it was really rather shocking. Well, no I know what girls feel like a little that don't like it in the face.

[Aphrodite_66]

Well my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex the other night,and my daughters dog,a little Jack Russell X comes in the bedroom and jumps on the bed then gets under the covers.My boyfriend and i were both naked and getting pretty horny.I put the dog out of the room about 3 times but she kept coming back in the bed.In the end I ended up just chucking her in my daughters room and shutting the door.When I returned to bed my boyfriend had lost his erection and I burrowed under the covers like the dog and got him in the mood again.

[Ducy]

I once was having sex with a woman who claimed was a goddess in bed. Well it was so boring (she just laid there) that I faked an orgasm just to get out of it. I'm not talking about just an "oh I'm done". It was Academy Award winning. Moans, body tensed, I even when so far as to contract my pc muscle to cause a throbbing sensation. She was fooled and I was completely unsatisfied. At least my girlfriend palmela handerson helped me out when I got home.

[johnweek1]

I am a male. When I was 15, my female cousin 14 at the time, walked in on me getting a blowjob. She shut the door as soon as she saw what was happening and said "don't mind me go back to your business!"

When I asked her how much she saw later, she said something alone the lines of "Oh, just the part where Ashlie had your dick in her mouth, and btw, nice cock." My god that was awkward. She still jokes with me about that on occasion. She makes jokes about the males in our family being well endowed.