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Ever have a bad strip club experience?
Having grown up in Portland,OR, the city with the most number of strip clubs per-capita in the country, I've obviously been to a few. In fact, a couple friends and I tried to see if we could eventually visit all of the 40+ clubs. Eventually though it grew mundane, besides, there was always a venue shutting down or a new one opening up, making a solid number hard to pin down.
My bad experience didn't occur in Portland, but in Seattle. Having moved up here a couple years ago, I was curious as to what the experience was like given all of the rules and regulations that were in place.
-First off, there are only like five strip clubs in the entire city.
-The one I went to had a $10 cover, and it was just only a Thursday night.
-No alcohol is served, so I was stuck with sipping on a $6 Coke.
-All stage dancers had to remain a minimum of four feet away from the patrons.
-I literally counldn't go for more than four minutes between being propositioned by a new dancer for a lap dance.
My bad experience peaked with this: I finally caved in and agreed to a lap dance, I actually had never had one before so was unsure about the setup. Given my naivete, I didn't know that it was charged per song (oh, so that's why she kept asking me if I wanted to keep going). Suffice to say it was a good thing that they accepted credit cards.
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