Long Sex Survey! Get Down And Dirty And Fill It Out!

[rora]

Normal questions:


Name: Rob

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Orientation: Straight




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yes

If so, how often a week: 4-8

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. No

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Quick and dirty

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? No

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Yes

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? No



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? No

If not, when did you lose your virginity? 18

If you are, why are you saving yourself?

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? No

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ Yes


Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) No

Do you practice safe sex? Yes

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? No

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? No



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! Yes

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?12-15 times a week, 30-45 mins each time

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? Girl on top

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Foreplay

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? Yes

Hard, or gentle? Hard

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Deep

Do you like to bite or be bitten? Both

What about slapped? Why not


Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Please the woman first

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? Yes

Sex on her period; yes or no? No

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Yes

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? Yes

Would you ever try anal? Already done it

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) Breast/chest/body

Do you like how pussy tastes? Love it

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Yep

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Snuggle

[K4L]

Normal questions:


Name: K

Age: 29

Gender: Female

Orientation: Hetero




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Y

If so, how often a week: When I need to which varies (rather not)

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Quick for a release

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Only after kissing hubby

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
Love hearing hubby tell me erotic tales *drools* Hate porn.

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Both



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? Yes

If not, when did you lose your virginity? At 22 married.

If you are, why are you saving yourself?

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? No I happily gave it to my one and only.

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?
I still love him.

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
No it is not a sin within marriage. It a special way of procreating and bonding. If its a sin I am in trouble!

Do you practice safe sex?
Its not that dangerous. Oh you mean condoms and stuff. No never used them.

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Nope

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
Not really.



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?!
Oh absolutely.

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
3 times a day lasting a few hours each time. But can mix it up. Say an hour in the morning, a quickie at lunch and four hours in the evening.

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
Woman on top. Though I haven't tried them all yet.

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Both, depends on mood.

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Yep

Hard, or gentle?
Both.

Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Deep.

Do you like to bite or be bitten?
I like to bite not be bitten

What about slapped?
Yes





Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):


Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Yes

Have you even had an orgasm?
Yes

Are you just as horny as the guys?
Yes I think so though I only know my own horniness!

Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
Depends on what he has eaten beforehand. Sweet is better.

When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?
Depends. Never dry!

Sex on your period; yes or no?
Yes

Would you ever do anal?
No.

What about fisting?
Yes would like him to. (he is still working on fingering - he thinks I have teeth there)

Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Hmm yeah I do now. But in the past not so much.

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Love to cuddle up and kiss - after play!



Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?

Sex on her period; yes or no?

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?

Would you ever try anal?

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)

Do you like how pussy tastes?

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?

[tommy_tucker]

Normal questions:


Name: tom

Age: 18

Gender: male

Orientation: hetrosexual


Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? yes

If so, how often a week: at least 3 times a day, every day

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. nope

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? quick

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? no

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? yes

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? yes
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? no

If not, when did you lose your virginity? about 2 months ago

If you are, why are you saving yourself?

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? its not a big deal, its only sex. what matters it who it is with

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ i think i do, we are still together

For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) nope

Do you practice safe sex? most times

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? no

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? no



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! yes

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? every day as many times as i could

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? me on top with her hands tied to the bed

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? long foreplay

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? yes, and we did

Hard, or gentle? there is a time for both

Deep, or shallow thrusts? same as above

Do you like to bite or be bitten? yes

What about slapped? bit too much for me


Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? it is a must to make sure she is having as much fun as i

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? yes and have

Sex on her period; yes or no? no, thats the time to be the great boy friend

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? its ok but i like the little sucks

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? nope

Would you ever try anal? not on me

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) in her with a condom

Do you like how pussy tastes? it ok, i didnt really taste it tbh

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? n/a

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? i like to snuggle and talk. thats one of the best things about a relationship imo

[-wittyphrasehere-]

Normal questions:

Name: Will

Age: 18

Gender: M

Orientation: Heterosexual

Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yep.

If so, how often a week: Seven times, once daily.

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.: Well, there was this one time I used a rubber chicken and a bucket of warm lu... I mean no, never.

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Quickly as I can.

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? Nope

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Yep.

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Nope

Personal Questions:

Are you a virgin? Yes

If you are, why are you saving yourself? 'Cause I don't want to screw this relationship up... yet...

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Nope. Still young. Dun plan on having little young'uns running around anytime soon.

For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship? Relationship. Sex is as much a physical act as it is spiritual and emotional in my opinion.

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) Nope.

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Nope.

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? nope


Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! Sure.

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? Once a week about three or four hours. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing, but on the other hand, you only live once.

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? Missionary.

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Long foreplay.

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? I would.

Hard, or gentle? Depends on the day.

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Depends on my mood.

Do you like to bite or be bitten? Both.

What about slapped? Nah.

Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):

Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Her first.

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? No.

Sex on her period; yes or no? Yes.

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Nah, concerned.

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? Nope.

Would you ever try anal? Nope.

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) Towel or her mouth.

Do you like how pussy tastes? Takes a bit to get used to. So kinda.

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Yeppers.

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Snuggle.

[Osirisox]

Normal questions:

Name: Was born without one

Age: 15

Gender: Male

Orientation: Straight as an arrow




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yup

If so, how often a week: 3-5

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. uh, no.

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Depends how much time i have. Usually pretty quick.

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? Oh god no.

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Watch porn a lot, but not so much erotic stories. Kills the mood to have to read

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Tried once but it did nothing for me



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? Yup. (still fingering and everything like that, but not intercource)

If not, when did you lose your virginity? Planning on loosing it after 16

If you are, why are you saving yourself? I dont want to loose it before im 16. I dunno, personal preference i guess.

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Not really. its under my own power i am still one.

For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship? Well, id like to loose my virginity to my girlfriend that ive had for about a month. I dont want it to be completely meaningless.

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) Hell no! and im catholic. We dont think its a sin, we just think you should wait untill marriage. (most of us hehe )

Do you practice safe sex? I would, definatly.

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? nope.

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? No, and i better not or ill go insane.



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! Hell, i like everyhing about it.

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? Every day, every week, 30 min a day. (maybe 2 times a day - im really horny. )

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? "Yawning" ( Her legs over my shoulders while she lies down)

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Long foreplay

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? Nope.

Hard, or gentle? Gentle forplay, Hard intercource.

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Deep.

Do you like to bite or be bitten? Bitten maybe.. Bite myself? only lightly on her nipples.

What about slapped? Well that wouldnt be nice... ( " oh yeah, yeah, yeah, *SLAP*) Id think i did something wrong... wouldnt you?


Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Woman first. no matter what. It actually pleases me to please her. Id rather give oral then recieve by FAR

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? If she wants me too. id think it would be odd otherwise tho.

Sex on her period; yes or no? Sure. Sex is sex.

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Doesnt matter. As long as she is good, its good.

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? Hell no.

Would you ever try anal? You mean GIVE it? sure if its clean.

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) Mouth. thats hot.

Do you like how pussy tastes? Mmmmmm...

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? AHH!!11 (Im holding my cock as i write this so its kinda hard.. that ****s scary!) well yeah id do everything to her.

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? I love to snuggle. Absoloutly

[jukie]

Normal questions:


Name: Julie

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Orientation: Straight




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yes

If so, how often a week: Depends how often i have sex wit my bf!

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. yes pillow

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? depends on my mood =]

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? yes

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? nope

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish? usually play wit my clit.. fingering myself doesnt usually tickle my fancy



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? no

If not, when did you lose your virginity? umm 1 month before i turned 18 =] im 19 now

If you are, why are you saving yourself?

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? no - i share i special connection wit my bf.. even if i didnt have a man.. i wouldnt be sleeping with just anyone

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ extremely cared for..
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) not really

Do you practice safe sex? to a certain extent.. im on the pill

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? nope

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? nope!



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! yes! so long as its a little rough! lol

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? once a day 5-7 days a week.. untill im satisfied hehe

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? doggy! and i dunno the name but my legs end up in the air resting on his shoulders lol!

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? foreplay is good!

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? um yes! bonnet of my car near a park, on a bench in a park lol

Hard, or gentle? usually hard - sometimes gentle

Deep, or shallow thrusts? deep!! for teasing shallow

Do you like to bite or be bitten? yes yes yes!

What about slapped? yes too! but not 2 hard lol





Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):


Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)? i havnt orgasmed =]

Have you even had an orgasm? lol as above

Are you just as horny as the guys? sometimes! i think women jus prefer not 2 let anyone noe!

Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes? love giving blow jobs - n i like the way cum tastes only if my mans been eating right.. sometimes it tastes dreadful!

When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”? depends.

Sex on your period; yes or no? well i get hornier 2wards the end of my period so maybe

Would you ever do anal? have done it & love it as long as he goes slow at first for me 2 adjust =]

What about fisting? ew ew stay away

Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is? yes.. or he'll complain! lol jks!

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? i love snuggling



Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?

Sex on her period; yes or no?

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?

Would you ever try anal?

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)

Do you like how pussy tastes?

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?[/COLOR]

[highschoolmale]

Here it is. Enjoy.

Originally Posted by curious_woman

As the title says:

SEX SURVEY!

Have fun




Normal questions:


Name: *

Age: 17

Gender: Male

Orientation: Straight




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yes

If so, how often a week: 3-4 times

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. No

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Passionate? What Passion?

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? No.

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? No.

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Not often.


Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? No.

If not, when did you lose your virginity? Age 17

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? NO.

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ Yes.

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) No.

Do you practice safe sex? Yes.

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? No.

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? No.



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! Yes!

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? 3-4 days a week, three to four hours each session.

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? Cowgirl.

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Either. It can be fun to let a little tension build up, but things seem rushed after that.

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? Yes.

Hard, or gentle? Varies throughout the act.

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Deep.

Do you like to bite or be bitten? Only normal hickeys and "love bites."

What about slapped? Not really.




Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? Please her first.

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? ONly if they asked.

Sex on her period; yes or no? Sometimes.

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Use of her tongue is more important to me.

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? Haven't tried it. Might try it.

Would you ever try anal? Maybe.

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) Inside her.

Do you like how pussy tastes? Not really.

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Occasioanlly.

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Lots of cuddling afterward.

[RinoaTakako]

Normal questions:


Name: Steff

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Orientation: Straight




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yes

If so, how often a week: Umm depends on how often I get sex with my boyfriend

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Yeah, a pillow

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? I leave the slow and passionate to my man

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? Yup

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Oh no, I don't like them..

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish? I just play with me clit



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? Nope

If not, when did you lose your virginity? I lost it at 16

If you are, why are you saving yourself?

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? In a way yes, I wish it wasn't with him. But now that I'm with someone else, I know that what I have now is soooooo much better

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to? No
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) Sex is something brilliant and emotional. I don't think its a sin at all.

Do you practice safe sex? I'm on the pill so yes.

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Not had anything

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? No, Thank God!



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! I love sex, only with my boyfriend though =)

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? Umm, couple of times a day, for as many days as I could get it. And about an hour each session

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? I love missionary, doggy, anvil, reverse cowgirl. Oh they are all good

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Depends on our mood

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? Not really no, I'm up for it though

Hard, or gentle? Both are equally good, again depends on our mood.

Deep, or shallow thrusts? Deep thrusts

Do you like to bite or be bitten? I love both

What about slapped? I like getting spanked but not like...slapped about





Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):


Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)? Both, vaginally with a bit of help

Have you even had an orgasm? Ohhhhh yes

Are you just as horny as the guys? Oh my god yes! I've actually gotten hornier since I started the pill

Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes? I love giving blowjobs. And I don't mind the taste of cum, but I prefer it on me

When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”? Umm, wet as a geyser *blushes*

Sex on your period; yes or no? Umm, more often that not yes

Would you ever do anal? No :S Neither of us are interested in it.

What about fisting? :| Nooo

Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is? Yes, but most of the time it might be the other way around!

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Snuggling all the way



Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?

Sex on her period; yes or no?

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?

Would you ever try anal?

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)

Do you like how pussy tastes?

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?

[BTDTWoman]

Name: BTDT Woman

Age: Old enough to be your mother, maybe even old enough to be your grandmother (shudder now and let's get on with it)

Gender: F

Orientation: Polymorphously perverse kinky queer gender warrior


Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? ANYONE WHO SAYS THEY HAVEN'T IS LYING OR DOESN'T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF MASTURBATION

If so, how often a week: DAILY WHEN NOT OVERWORKED

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. PREFER MY TRIED AND TRUE VIBRATOR ON CLIT FOR GUARANTEED POWERFUL ORGASMS EVERY TIME

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES TO GET OFF (2-10 MINUTES)

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? LOVE IT. TASTE MENSTRUAL BLOOD TOO SOMETIMES. IT'S ALL GOOD!

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? SOMETIMES, NOT USUALLY

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish? CLIT, CLIT, CLIT


Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? CHUCKLE

If not, when did you lose your virginity? DECADES AGO

If you are, why are you saving yourself? I THINK OF IT AS DEPRIVING ONESELF

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? HARDLY - I ONLY REGRET NOT HAVING MORE SEXUAL ADVENTURES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ YES, UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME. HE DUMPED ME THE VERY NEXT DAY. (BOYS!)

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) SEX IS ALWAYS A SACRAMENT WHEN IT'S LUSTY OR LOVING OR BOTH

Do you practice safe sex? USUALLY PRACTICE WHAT I PREACH, BUT I OCCASSIONALLY SLIP AND REGRET IT LATER

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? NO, WHICH IS REALLY SOMETHING OF A MINOR MIRACLE. I PROBABLY HAVE HPV LIKE MOST WOMEN WITH MULTIPLE SEX PARTNERS. I TEST ANNUALLY OR MORE OFTEN FOR THE MOST COMMON STIs AND EVERYTHING ALWAYS COMES OUT NEGATIVE. MY DOCTOR SAYS IT MUST BE BECAUSE I HAVE TAKEN ANTIBIOTICS FOR OTHER KINDS OF INFECTIONS.

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? YES, 2. 2 ABORTIONS. NO REGRETS, NO SHAME, NO TRAUMA. I LOVE THE KIDS I BIRTHED AND ADOPTED.

Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! I LOVE SEX

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? 24/7 WITH PIZZA BREAKS IF I WON THE LOTTERY

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? FOR VAGINAL PENETRATION, I NOW PREFER REAR ENTRY (DOGGY). FOR POWER EXCHANGE PLAY, ME ON TOP FOR CONTROL. (I ASSUME YOU ARE ONLY ASKING ABOUT VAGINAL PENETRATION POSITIONS.)

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? DEPENDS ON MY MOOD - BOTH ARE GREAT. LATELY I HAVE ENJOYED GOING STRAIGHT TO IT MORE OFTEN THAN MY PARTNERS LIKE.

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? AND GOT CAUGHT MORE THAN ONCE

Hard, or gentle? TEASING FIRST, HARD LATER

Deep, or shallow thrusts? SHALLOW FIRST, DEEP LATER

Do you like to bite or be bitten? I BITE. I DON'T GET BITTEN

What about slapped? I SLAP AND MORE. I DON'T GET SLAPPED, ETC.


Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):


Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)? CLIT, CLIT, CLIT

Have you even had an orgasm? DEFINITELY, BUT I DIDN'T FIGURE IT ALL OUT UNTIL MY MID-TWENTIES. KEPT WAITING FOR MR. RIGHT TO GIVE ME ONE DURING VAGINAL PENETRATION. FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT'S NOT THE BEST OR EASIEST WAY FOR WOMEN TO COME. (ALL THOSE WASTED YEARS . . .)

Are you just as horny as the guys? AT LEAST

Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes? SOMETIMES; REALLY DEPENDS ON THE FLAVOR AND CONSISTENCY OF THE CUM (VARIES A LOT)

When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”? DEPENDS ON HOW AROUSED I AM, OF COURSE

Sex on your period; yes or no? GENERALLY JUST TOO MESSY, BUT SOMETIMES CAN BE FUN FOR POWER EXCHANGE PLAY

Would you ever do anal? WOULD, DID, DO

What about fisting? VAGINAL FISTING - GIVEN AND RECEIVED NO RECTAL FISTING

Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is? HELL NO!!!

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME. BOTH ARE OK


Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):

Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? YOU MEAN, WHO COMES FIRST? ME WITH MEN, HER WITH WOMEN

Sex on her period; yes or no? GENERALLY TOO MESSY FOR ME, BUT I HAVE GONE DOWN ON MENSTRUATING WOMEN

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? WOULD, DID, DO

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) PROVINCETOWN?

Do you like how pussy tastes? NO, I LOVE IT!

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Normal questions:


Name: not saying.

Age: 51

Gender: male

Orientation: straight




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? of course

If so, how often a week: varies enormously, sometimes daily, sometimes not at all

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.: yes

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? slow and passionate

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? yes

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? yes

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
yes


Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? no

If not, when did you lose your virginity? not saying, but I was a mature age virgin

If you are, why are you saving yourself? n/a

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? no way, regret not losing sooner

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to? no


Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) no

Do you practice safe sex? yes

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? no

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? no



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! yes

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? I would go for quality over quantity - long passionate sessions every so often

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? different positions work better with different partners - current favourite is me on top with her legs over my shoulders

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? I like lots of touching and body contact, so long foreplay, I guess

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? no

Hard, or gentle? both, alternate

Deep, or shallow thrusts? both

Do you like to bite or be bitten? don't like to bite, don't mind giving/receiving soft nibbles

What about slapped? don't like it, spoils the moment





Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? I try to please my partner first

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? only if she wants it, doesn't really turn me on

Sex on her period; yes or no? no (at least, not penetration)

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? yes

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? haven't done it, would probably let them - don't know if I'd like it

Would you ever try anal? yes

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) inside the vagina

Do you like how pussy tastes? yes

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? I would do the best I could with whatever I had left, so yes

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? snuggle