in the morning, when i'm driving to work, i've found it hard to stay awake somtimes. and since its the buttcrack of dawn and i'm still buzzing from the morning wood, i've started masturbating on my way to work. it keeps me awake and as always, is a good way to start off the day. i drive on a busy freeway and sit in traffic for part of the trip, so its exciting too. people see me all the time but i just ignor them. i just wip it out and start beating it. sometimes i keep going until i have to pull out the napkin from my lunch and blow my load in it. anyone else ever do this?
Fri, 08/27/2004 - 13:23
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masturbating while driving
I've done it before on the commute from my dad's house to my mom's house (about 100 miles away). All I can remember was that I fantasized about random girls giving me head while I was doing it...don't remember swerving or anything, heh.
Nowadays I have a girlfriend who does it for me, so I don't need to worry. We visited my dad this past weekend and she was giving me some, and she kept stopping and looking up if I drove over speed bumps or something thinking I was gonna veer off the road. Pretty funny stuff.
AsianKid
I have mastaurbated while going down the highway. Yes, definately a major turn on for me. Even my boyfriend at the time, would bring me to an orgasm while I was driving. And I did give him head.
It was quite sexually exhilarating for both of us.
I remember a woman on a late night TV interview show who had written a book on this subject. She was a "psych professional" who was intrigued with the subject she said, as she used to do it all the time as a teen.
She indicated that there were several things people did like mastrubation as soon as they got in the car and started driving. Picking ones nose was possibly the most common her research revealed.
I've tried it a few times on the interstate late at night when the moon was full. I've only done it on the long road trips.
I enjoyed listening to the author in the interview recount her most embarrasing moment. Seems she was a teen in the western states and when she got her first car she could pull over on almost any road where she lived as the nearest neighbors were miles away in any direction. She said she enjoyed pulling over on roadside, crawing over the front seat to lay down in the back seat and mastrubate. The car would appear abandoned to anyone driving by.
One day a long convey of military reserves came down the road with the soldiers seated in back of the big trucks where they could look down to see her enjoying herself. She could see each of them and the look of shock on the faces of those looking in her car. From then on she said she pulled off the road somewhere more private. The car was freedom for her, as there were younger kids around the house all the time making it difficult get some relief.
eDJ
I have, but not for several years now. And when I did it was only in traffic jams at night (quite common in London.)
Cheers,
Ringo
oh man, its so funny! to see the looks on lady's faces! and how hard most of them stare. i've even gotten flashed a few times for it!
LOL
that would definetly wake me up in the morning if i was next to you at the red light lol
the only time i do it is when i'm going 0-10mph in bumper to bumper traffic. which is at least 30 minutes every morning. so i'm not swerving all over the road puting people in danger or anything.
Lol Im glad a few of u can “pull it off” ;) but for the rest of the world they can bearly drive and talk with out pissing the world off…just wait till we get people doing all 3, swerving going 40 in the left lane
yeah shasta...don't be like that guy in the truck.
of course we made comments about how he was using the wrong stick LOL.
thats bad.
i can't really imagine doing it on my way to work or whatever.
maybe on a long trip if i get bored.
i drive a car that i've lowered so now its about 3 inches off the ground, and its a 5 speed manual! definately not the easiest thing to do! i don't swerve too much, the lady next to me this morning didn't seem to mind too much!
Boy, oh, boy, was he trying to drive a stick shift! Great story, demonbuttercup!
Yeah, shastavopo, I've done this- although as Rawbob says, not in rush hour traffic! lol I, also, happen to like to drive vehicles that are high off the ground... truck, van, jeep... and I've seen a few people engaged in this activity. So this isn't too uncommon.
I'd say as long as it doesn't endanger someone (you included), go ahead and drive that stick shift.
that reminds me of a funny story.
when i was about 16, my friend and i were coming home one day and got behind this old truck. he was weaving around in the road, slowing down then speeding up.
i was driving and my friend was in the passenger seat.
i was like this dude can't drive, so i pulled around to pass him. my friend glances over and the dudes jacking off..lol. funny thing is he was also trying to drive a stick shift LOL.
now that takes some coordination.
hahahah, i could just imagine what the cop's face would look like!
that's sweet! i never really thought of myself as an exhibitionist.
Yes..tho, i must confess i havne't done it in rush-hour traffic! I'd say you've become a practicing exhibionist!
Just know that there will ALWAYS be the possibility of being pulled over by some offended driver.
I was pulled over once when i had my cock out on a major highway (driving 75 miles per hour).
I'm not a lawyer, but, as long as you aren't forcing people to look (i know this sounds weird, but if you were in teh back seat and pushing your dick - or tits if u were a woman - on the window, that would be a distraction and might be cause for being ticketed.
So, just keep doing what you're doing - and if you DO get pulled over - look the cop in the face and tell him exactly what u told us: that you don't drink coffee and it's your way of staying awake on the road.
Have fun!