Salutations! This is my first post on this site. Glad I could find a site like this to freely tell all of my thoughts on the rather exciting topic of sex. Well, hope you all like the post.

Masturbating is like grating cheese. You must perform both acts as steadily and accurately as you can. The same, unwavering pace until one finds the need to speed up. It is mandatory to be careful and precise in either tasks. Once you finally reach a point where you have a certain amount of a substance at present, you...can...put all of the cum on the nachos?

For the females...and I am one...don't you hate it when you're masturbating and have to piss? I can't stand it, I've lost orgasms having to get up and go to the bathroom. I guess I could do it over the toilet...but the best masturbating method is putting repeated pressure on my underwear through to the clitoris. Anyone else pissed off at...pissing?