Alrighty. I have been married for 8 years. I love my husband, but our sex life SUCKS!!! I try to get him interested in sex, but the man will not come to bed. (I would love to have sex someplace other than the bedroom but we have a 7y/o child that tends to wander the house at night. At least if we are in the room we hear the door open and we don't get caught.

) I go to bed around 11, he doesn't show up until sometimes 2 in the morning (I've asked.) I've been asleep for a few hours, I sleep hard so if he was even trying to start something up I wouldn't know, but then again if I was woken up I don't think I would be all that ready for sex, espically with our early mornings getting ready for school and work. How do I get him to bed before 2 am? He's either on fuckin' Facebook or spaced out in front of the tv. We are lucky if we have sex twice a month. Believe me we have toys and other fun sex stuff
all of which he bought, it's not like our bedroom is boring, we sure have enough in there to keep us going for quite sometime. I'm at a loss, I don't what to do with him. Any suggestions?