"Booty Calls" - Booty or the Beast?

[EvilEvilKitten]

Come now. I'm sure Mabel is a delightful woman even without her ground elder.

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by lnt1103

Sounds like you're looking for a dating website. This is more of a question and answer place.

Well, with respect and without wishing to cause offence, I am well aware of the existence of dating sites, but really I was (still have) a problem and did place a question on 101 and have had some sincere and helpful answers.

However, whilst agreeing that this is a q and a site, and that its function is primarily educational and supportive, nonetheless I would not be surprised to find that there might have been just the very occasional meeting between members. I could be wrong of course.

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by Brandye

You could not handle the hardy breeding-stock of John O'Groates - only for the young and hearty male! Stilck with the Midlands. Like Mabel and her ground elder.

Ahhh, Brandye, don't think that only 'young and hearty' males can handle the delivery of oats to the lasses of John O'Groates. In spite of my advanced years, I think that given my being so sexually deprived due to my situation, I could take Midland Mabel on the table, and deliver the goods to the Northern lasses as well.

There, now you've set me boasting and I am the most modest of men with nothing but the highest respect for the Scots, Scotland and probably its having one of the best educational systems in the world. (Oh, and not to mention a rather good hospital in Inverness which I used to visit daily with students who had had come to grief on the winter slopes!)

[lnt1103]

Originally Posted by maupassant

Well, with respect and without wishing to cause offence, I am well aware of the existence of dating sites, but really I was (still have) a problem and did place a question on 101 and have had some sincere and helpful answers.

However, whilst agreeing that this is a q and a site, and that its function is primarily educational and supportive, nonetheless I would not be surprised to find that there might have been just the very occasional meeting between members. I could be wrong of course.

Sounds like you took offense to that. I didn't intend it that way, sorry.

[dcman1980]

Craigslist is a free site (craigslist.com) where people post classified ads for apts, dates, Sex, etc. Its free and attracts a bunch of iffy people and services. There have been several "dates" arranged on it that have led to murders and rapes. I'd pursue a safer place to find a Sex Professional.

Booty calls are great. I had a few phone calls from my gf at the time. "Can you come over?" and I arrive to great sex.

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by lnt1103

Sounds like you took offense to that. I didn't intend it that way, sorry.

Thankyou for the apology. There was no need. I was merely clarifying the situation.
My goodness, there are such nice folks on this site.

[EvilEvilKitten]

"nice folks"-- I like that!
LOL

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by EvilEvilKitten

"nice folks"-- I like that!
LOL

Well, I meant what I said EEK. I have visited this site for a couple of years and think people are usually so nice.
Now we could go into a discussion on the actual meaning of the word 'nice' but I will spare you that. Suffice to say that 55 years ago when I did my 'O' Level in English, my teacher would have not allowed it in the way I have used it. However, language is a culture and as such grows and changes.
Further explanations via pm if you wish.

[EvilEvilKitten]

No at all, mau, and I thank you for your generosity but, I laughed because I was being included in the nice category. I don't hear that very often, you understand. I agree, the other counselors are all very nice people.