Spontaneity gone bad

[mikes]

Children are great, but they are so distracting...

My wife woke me up from a nap at lunchtime in a most unusual manner. One thing led to another and before you know it, my pants are around my ankles. I couldn't get them off with my boots on.

Anyway, things are going well. She has finished, I am getting there and my daughter pushes the door open. Poor thing had a quizzical look on her face like, "Dad, what are you doing to mommy and why are your pants off?"

I really need to fix the lock on the door...

Anyone else have some funny stories about 'distractions'? You know, rushing downstairs half way through with a towel on to break up fights or throw in movie in the player to buy the final few minutes of time?

[Newtolove]

lol I hope my life don't end up like that