ex problem

[jello2]

I have a small penis 4.5" hard and I'm 26. My ex-gf emailed me a picture of her new boyfriends penis with a ruler next to it just under 8" and wrote don't you wish and the worse part is he is 5 years younger than me what the hell she knows it bothers me she has already told most of our mutual friends. . Its crap I'm like the size of a 12 year old

[Brandye]

Your ex-g/f is a cruel bitch and the sooner you gorget her, the better.

There are lots of us who are not interested in the length at all and would be happy to have a nice guy, competent as a lover and not stressing out on our breast size while we do not stress out on his penis size.

Perk up! You are better off.

[lilly2279]

Wow, she is a major bitch.

Does he have big breasts? Since I'm rude, I would play back. I would find a picture of a girl with huge breasts and send it to her with a "don't you wish?".

Seriously, though, she obviously has some kind of feelings for you. I'm not saying you should get together. I'm just saying if she's sooo caught up with you that she has to take time out of her wonderful relationship with a young guy (by the way, there is generally a huuge maturity difference in a 21 year old and a 26 year old) to show you how big his dick is, then she's got problems.

A larger penis certainly doesn't mean he's better in bed. She is probably trying to tell herself it's better because it's bigger, meanwhile knowing the guy is not giving her what she needs. Or else she'd be spending time with him and not worrying about what you're thinking.

[oberon]

Well, I'd say it sounds like you are well shed of her. *

Your size is perfectly fine. *Just think of how tired her jaw is going to be blowing 8 inches on a daily basis... either that or he's not going to be getting any. *

As Lilly says, it's much more important that you be a good lover. *I've had GREAT lovers who were your size. *I've also had a few that were HUGE that didn't get a second chance.

Quit worrying and enjoy yourself.

(LOL, Lilly... I'd be VERY tempted to do the same. *But then, I can be a bitch, too...lol)

[Jracer]

If she wants to be a size queen thats her problem, relationships are not normally based and judged on penis size unless hung like a horse and physically wont fit without pain then it might be an issue.

I would return the favor with a nice set of breasts saying "Turning tables suck don't they?"

JR

[SexualDeficit]

Hey Chief,
That was quite low of her I have to admit. You might want to email her an official certificate telling her she's been recalled back to KINDERGARTEN or even PRESCHOOL for that matter. Tell her she's passed the size test and next week maybe she can work on tracing her Zero's; as she will most certainly need to use this when showing her emotional maturity.
Believe me, there are PLENTY of Women who don't care about the size as long as it runs good. You'll be the lover that romance paperbacks fawn about if your ingenuity in pleasuring her goes beyond your penis anyway.
Chin up you're doing great!

[lilly2279]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (SexualDeficit @ Aug. 16 2005,00:13)]You might want to email her an official certificate telling her she's been recalled back to KINDERGARTEN or even PRESCHOOL for that matter. Tell her she's passed the size test and next week maybe she can work on tracing her Zero's; as she will most certainly need to use this when showing her emotional maturity.

I love that!!!! That would be the best response, really. Probably a LOT more mature than my response. he he he

[WallyLlama]

Sometimes the best response is no response. Arguing with fools is a waste of time.

She's passing around pictures of her boyfriend, not you... right?

Why dignify her actions with a response? All you would be doing is giving her credibility.

If it will help, come up with some snappy comebacks for anyone who mentions it to you...

"Your ex says you have a tiny pecker!"

"Did she mention that I have seven inch tongue and can lick my eyebrows?"

You get the idea.

[SexualDeficit]

WallyLlama is definately more level headed on this one than I. Your girlfriend is obviously seeking a reaction. If you don't give her one she'll wonder if you even recieved the email and may drive herself nuts cause you've shown she is of little importance. Not even worth a response. She will be her own worst enemy and definately more damaging than a cunning E-retort.
I'm beginning to wonder if WallyLlama is titled a PhD of psychology and has a good many years of practice under his belt?
Take Care

[WallyLlama]

Thanks for the compliment and confidence, SD. I have knocked around some, but I'm still learning! And I think that's an important aspect... when you think you know it all is when you get the most stupid!