Ok this will sound stupid but I don't want to go to the store because I am a lazy ass and I can't buy online because well...I kinda wanted to see what burning credit cards would look like and so I went and found out...

What would you reccomend for a guy in need?

[Edit: I forgot to add I would prefer it to be natural such as aloe vera]

Wait is that a good one? And if that one does work I still want some others as back ups.

Ok found the aloe after rummaging through literally everything I found it! Wow I am too happy about this for it to be normal.