So me and my girlfriend were playing HORSE (basketball) and we made a bet. I had to give her a lapdance if she won and she had to give me a striptease if I had won.
Well.....She won lol. I know what your thinking shut up she is good. But now im wondering how the hell do you perform a lapdance as a male? Any tips, information, or suggestions will be appreciated...
heheh, your on your own buddy :p
"My girlfriend and I" - you always put the other person first.
How you do a lap dance as a male is not any different. Go watch a video or two.
If you have or can get a G-string and a bikini then put them on in that order and under your briefs or boxers, preferably the former. Put on your outer clothes with an undershirt, not a T-shirt. The outer shirt would be nice if it was open at the collar and down a button or two.
The two lap dances I've seen were at a lounge and for a birthday party and were respectable, although very suggestive.
You can walk in, stand before her and do a suggestive dance for a few minutes. If you are wearing a scarf, take it off and brush it against her. If not, not to worry.
As your dance continues, wiggle and sway and turn about in front of her and brush your finger tips against her cheek. Show her your butt and wiggle it or shimmy, whatever seems right.
As you turn around to face her, again, look over your shoulder at her before you do and as you turn maintain eye contact. Begin disrobing by unbuttoning the remaining ones on your shirt. Spread it open, let her see your frame through the undershirt and maybe invite her to touch you through it.
Slowly and deliberately remove the shirt, and continue the display in front of her. Wiggle and sway perhaps more suggestively and pull out the shirt tail of the undershirt. Pull it up slightly once or twice for her to glimpse your stomach. Remove it when the time seems right, or, invite her to pull it over your shoulders and head.
Real strippers will have breakaway trousers, however, they are unnecessary. Just undo your belt, take your time pulling it through the loops to remove it. Dangle it over her legs or drag the belt over her legs as you drop it on the floor.
You can undo the trousers and drop them to the floor stepping out of them, or, you can have her do the honors.
NOTE: NO SOCKS during all this. Shoes or sandals are fine with bare feet.
Peel off the boxers or briefs exposing the bikini beneath. Have some fun with this much on and later remove the bikini and just build her anticipation, and arousal with only a G-string on.
I leave the rest to your imagination. Certainly this will get you more than started.
Surely to god there are videos on the web. Figure it out dude.
Man up and make us proud by making her beg and whine for you to give it to her. That's doin' it man style!
God knows the strippers I've seen have had me begging! :)