Its
MASTURBATE!
Not
MASTERBATE!
You are not mastering a bate.
Remember when you masturbate you are using yoUR genitals...you definitely don't want to have to go the ER from mastURbating wrong...it would be painful.
Sun, 04/17/2011 - 18:59
#1
This just in!!!
Every Friday night we see bates in the ER! Most of them do require mastering.
Haha I came up with that off the top of my head Brandye!
And one of my best friends has the last name of Bates. We served in JROTC and when he became Master Chief Petty Officer we called him Master Bates. In fact that's his contact name in my phone book.