How To Put a Condom on with Your Mouth
Learning to put a condom on with your mouth is both a great parlor trick and also a wonderful way to make condoms a highly desirable part of sex play. It can take several tries to get it right, and do it smoothly, and you need to be careful not to damage the condom, but you should have no problem getting your partner to let you practice.
Here's How:
1. I recommend using a non-lubricated condom, or a flavored condom. Some lubricated condoms (and particularly ones with spermicidal lube) taste terrible.
2. Open the condom carefully, watch for your teeth or sharp nails that could make small tears in the condom.
3. Put the condom in your mouth with the reservoir tip pointing toward your throat, and the ring of the condom in front of your teeth.
4. Press the reservoir tip with your tongue against the roof of your mouth you want to keep the air out of the tip as the condom is going on.
5. At this point you could put a bit of lubricant on your partners penis for extra sensitivity.
6. Take one or both of your hands and wrap them around the base of your partner’s penis to keep it hard and straight. If your partner is uncircumcised, make sure his foreskin is pulled back.
7. Lower your head and put the condom on the tip of his penis. Make sure you have the reservoir tip squeezed with your tongue against the head of the penis.
8. Use your lips to roll the condom down the shaft of the penis. You might very gently be using your teeth, but be careful to only use the front flat parts for guidance, not to bite down or tear the condom with your teeth.
Good Luck what can it hurt to try!! ;)
The only problem I find in this is - some specific condoms people use aren't easy to put on the specific penises people have. For example, putting a condom with diameter less than 47mm I'm using is such a pain in the arse for me I can't even think of it before it pisses me off. To roll it down takes skills. >_> Specially over the center part of it. Freaks out. It be nice if there is a way of rolling it down while being so tight without physical force matching with the one you use to pull up a 19inch old monitor. XD Hmm..come to think of it...perhaps we should roll the condom before the penis gets harder,hmmm...?
And, um..whoever said condom can break...Yeah if you're silly enough to use teeth or nails. XD As the starter wrote, you NEED to USE your LIPS. There is absolutely no way it can perforate.
oh shut the f*ck up are you crazy ? thats the stupedist thing I ever heard of. although the condom is the right size I find it hard to get one on me with my hands now you expect a girl to get one on me with her mouth when as it is she has a hard time giving me a blow job because she hasn't the biggest of mouths.
this forum is meant also for young people who to put a condom on normally is going to be an effort and you go and suggest some stupid stunt that will risk tearing it most certainly the policy of this forum and most of it's users is safety first and there is still plenty of pleasure with safety !
Jeese you don't have to flame... I liked it, it was a great idea. Something really kinky to do, like unzipping someones pants with ur teeth, that's always been a sexy fad kinda thing that people dont do too often unless ur adventurous. I like the idea of having the girl slide on the condom and start giving a bj at the same time then start intercourse, that's an awesome transitional move ;)
yea well your new on this site, if you look this person has made the grand total of 7 posts since june 2006 he/she is soley here to publicise another site. the only people that come on here and start a thread with how tos rather than ask a question are just out to spam. condoms are to be treated with the upmost care including fingernails and then someone comes up with a stunt like that. it is not a recomended thing to do in a situation where you want safe sex and if your not having safe sex no need to worry about a condom
i was gonna say lol.not the safest parlour trick....unles the trick happens 9 months later
yea well tell the auther of the trick that and any idiot teen that would try a stunt like that this post was meant for the sole reason of showing off the sig that advertises another site.
by the way my sig will not show what is happening ? it's only a link to my photography site nothing as dagerous as the sig of this thread starter
ah there it is pretend I never mentioned my sig
[QUOTE=Newtolove;155054]oh shut the f*ck up are you crazy ? thats the stupedist thing I ever heard of. although the condom is the right size I find it hard to get one on me with my hands now you expect a girl to get one on me with her mouth when as it is she has a hard time giving me a blow job because she hasn't the biggest of mouths.
this forum is meant also for young people who to put a condom on normally is going to be an effort and you go and suggest some stupid stunt that will risk tearing it most certainly the policy of this forum and most of it's users is safety first and there is still plenty of pleasure with safety ![/QUOTE]
We don't all have girl friends that give crap blow jobs & aren't capable of trying such a thing. Just because you & your girl can't do it doesn't mean no one else is interested.
[QUOTE=Newtolove;155054]oh shut the f*ck up are you crazy ? thats the stupedist thing I ever heard of. although the condom is the right size I find it hard to get one on me with my hands now you expect a girl to get one on me with her mouth when as it is she has a hard time giving me a blow job because she hasn't the biggest of mouths.
this forum is meant also for young people who to put a condom on normally is going to be an effort and you go and suggest some stupid stunt that will risk tearing it most certainly the policy of this forum and most of it's users is safety first and there is still plenty of pleasure with safety ![/QUOTE]
If she's crazy, so am I. My girlfriend does this for me, and so far she has yet to get pregnant.
Every time you have sex, there's a chance that the girl will get pregnant. Some things increase the chance, some things decrease the chance. Should we be having sex if we arn't able to support a child in a stable environment? No. We've decided to take a greater risk in return for greater enjoyment.
well frankly I just find that too risky and sure is a thing that a mature couple can do and will as the idea will sure come but this site is veiwed by many teens as is more than obvious by the threads started so to put up a stunt like that is not a good idea.
yea sure I agree with you browser that sex should not be perfomed until you are able to support a child I am a virgin at 23 (ok not exactly my choice but I would still think twice before rushing in) now take for example Sirene up there if I remember correctly he is 15/16 so now Sirene are you going to try that ? are you going to increase the risk of being a teen parent ? now browser is an adult and is free to do what he wants and is sure a better judge of the risks he is taking, and no need to get personal either !
If you are not looking into safe sex or have alternatives to condoms then why bother with the condom at all as the idea it make it part of sex play rather than a hinderance so if your going to risk ruining it anyway the don't bother with it. Of course the thread starter COULD of mentioed that it is HIGHLY recomendable to use other forms of birth control as this is a risky thing to do. Say what why didn't he she just post a blank thread thaen we all sure would go look at the link in his/her sig ! and he/she is that interested in helping here and giving advice as she recons on being so experience that there has been no other post from her (or him) very responsable I must say !
oh well enough blabering everyone is entitled to their own opinion and thats mine
Dear Newtolove,
With all due respect, you are way too judgemental of others. "How To Put a Condom on with Your Mouth" is a fairly accurate description of something a couple can do together. It is no less safe than vigorous thursting--something that can more easily result in a condom falling off or tearing.
Before you get too far into being critical of others, you may want to consider two things. First, learn how to spell. Second, upgrade your website so that photos actually appear when they are supposed to.
Sincerely,
Cleveland
On The North Coast
Of The USA
dear cleveland,
As for my spelling I do my best to make usre it is accurate and it certainly contains none of the silly abbreviations that some people on here use (mainly new teen members) making a post undeciphrable (ok bet I got that wrong sorry). Do bear in mind that I have lived abroad for 12 years and have no other English spoken contact other than 2 family members.
as for my web site it is true that there are only a few pictures as of yet but more are comming I don't always have a lot of time and it is a time consuming business (perhaps I spend too much time here) as I have written the entire site by hand as I preffer to have full control rather than a program like frontpage makes my decisions for itself. from my end I have had no problems of pages not loading please note I may have left behind some incompleted edits that have no pictures on them but wil be fixing them my ISP is not very good and sometimes I wait until midnight to load new updates. As far as I know there are no broken links please let me know if you find any.
now cmon you want to tell a 13 year old to go man handling a condom with her teeth ? that is not a trick to put on a board meant for helping with problems, at least the obvious (maybe not to a teen) cautions could of been added like warning that the condom could be easily broken and that it is advisable to use another form of birth control as well. the auther of the post has not posted that much on the site to already started threads that probably hold sincere problems and the day she remembered to drop in she droped a bombshell ! how responsable. as I said the intention of the auther is obviosly to leave the link to her site. I don't post soley to leave a link to my site.
Regards
Simon
the last point suggests teeth and does caution on not tearing and obviously the first point made it plain... it says not to use condoms with spermiceide, the first point should have been other birth control recomended as well and then to follow the description, that would have been more responsable. people are free to do as they please but we all know that this site is a great reference for teens and as such to start filling it up with these sort of things is not the best of ideas at least it could of gone under other sex topics but naturally that is probably not the most visited section and we had to show the sig off didn't we ?
[QUOTE=Newtolove;155502]it says not to use condoms with spermiceide[/QUOTE]
That's because you don't want your partner to ingest the spermicide. The same goes for any lubricants or warming gels. My girlfriend and I almost had to call poison control after a slight mistake.
hm of course and so on this note it should have been mentioned also that it is HIGHLY recomended (if you are still interested in not getting pregnant) that another form of contraception be used as well then you can play around to your hearts content in relative safety again that is easier for older people to organise as many teens for other reasons are not on the pill yet
Always. You should never rely on one form of birth control.
well go tell the auther of the article that. A responsable advisor would have included that as well