since you haven't yet.....

Read stickies, and try outside of the office, by yourself or even with him if he's patient and his presence helps you. It takes as long as it takes, and that takes practice. No point going further w/o stickys being read first.

Grow up; read, as fun recommends and get some class. Screwing in a broom closet is hardly conducive to good sex or good self-image.

And learn to masturbate.

Stop being a child who runs and pouts when corrected, dammit!

You simply have to masturbate to orgasm before anyone else will be able to help you reach one. Get yourself a small clitoral vibrator and experiment on yourself. Relax, breathe deeply and calmly and let the feelings roll. You will get there. Practice does make perfect.

Oh my goodness.. from your post you sound like a 15 yr old...

[quote=nuttychick;215383]Oh my goodness.. from your post you sound like a 15 yr old...[/quote] Maybe 13 y/o...:confused:

lol Sera I was being kind....

[quote=nuttychick;215386]lol Sera I was being kind....[/quote]

I know! Sounds like a giddy little girl. :)

lol yeah i was suprised to read she is infact 25:eek::eek:

[quote=nuttychick;215390]lol yeah i was suprised to read she is infact 25:eek::eek:[/quote]

I missed that one!:eek: 25 turning 15...

lol whats the world coming to ???

[quote=nuttychick;215430]lol whats the world coming to ???[/quote]

I wonder at times...seriously! :)

[QUOTE=sera300;215435]I wonder at times...seriously! :)[/QUOTE]

Same here.. all one can do is shake their head and move on lol:p

[quote=nuttychick;215441]Same here.. all one can do is shake their head and move on lol:p[/quote]

Yeap...when the marbles rattle, it's time to skip the topic!!!:D

or when the "Idiot Juice" starts flowing;):D

OKAY OKAY OKAY GUYS!

Were missing the main point. How long does it take you?

Me...well it takes me anywhere from 5 minutes to an hour. Just depends on whether or not I want to abide by the ladies first, second or third rule. ;p

<--comes in seconds and keeps going!!!

Read Lokilla's other posts. Not possible that she is 25. On second thought, do not waste your time.

[quote=Brandye;215481]Read Lokilla's other posts. Not possible that she is 25. On second thought, do not waste your time.[/quote] I'll take your word! Rather not waste time!!!

On the last thread she said she was translating from Spanish, give the chick a break.

"sorry, I'm translating it from Spanish"

That's exactly what she said in her UNDERWEAR!!! thread.

HAMBURGESA!

Thats spanish right?

[QUOTE=Gorgeous Mistake;215491]On the last thread she said she was translating from Spanish, give the chick a break.

"sorry, I'm translating it from Spanish"

That's exactly what she said in her UNDERWEAR!!! thread.[/QUOTE]

Yeah she did .... but read thru all her posts... nothing else in any of them make me think she has a problem with english.. I have a strong feeling :( that this is some young girl or guy trying to get their kicks......:rolleyes:

[quote=nuttychick;215498]Yeah she did .... but read thru all her posts... nothing else in any of them make me think she has a problem with english.. I have a strong feeling :( that this is some young girl or guy trying to get their kicks......:rolleyes:[/quote]

ya think???? LOL!;)

[QUOTE=sera300;215503]ya think???? LOL!;)[/QUOTE]

Yeah my ESPN is really switched on today :D:p;)

[quote=Lokilla;215504]:(Sorry if I bothered a lot of you. I don't understand very well half of the things you write in the forum becuase they don't appear in the dictionary in Spanish. Weird words. Also, I'm in a middle of a divorce where i had a terrible sex experiences and all this is new to me... and also very special (the things with my friend who is the second man who i have sex in my life and i'm 25).
I'm sorry again for all of this. I don't have friends to talk to and I'm full of questions, emotions, and curiousity. I know I sound like a kid..... sorry. All my situation makes me think and feel that I'm not that good for this and that I wasn't made for this type of life. But again, sorry.... I just needed to talk and ask about all is happening to me (i was excited that a man could noticed me as he did and i wanted to share whhit you).
Sorry...:( I'm not prepare to be like you guys).[/quote]

So ask...not a big deal. It appeared as if you were much younger & often the site gets filled with kids who got a hold of a parents computer...last one I recall was the "7 year old stud".

If you are truthful don't sweat it. :)

What did you mean when you said "I'm not prepared to be like you." ??

Honey, if you were like me, your life would be GREAT! I have a wonderful life!

And, if you listen to us, SO CAN YOU! Because we can teach you how to take control over your life, how to choose the right people to be with, and can point to you to resources for help that you may not know are available to you.

We can also help you clear your mind and look at things from another perspective. Yes, we will kick you when you stray. Yes, we will force you to get off the sofa and to stop whining. Yes, we - esp me - can be brutal, when we think it is what you need. But - we do all of this only to HELP you.

[quote=Lokilla;215533]:oI felt that line! Thanks!
What i mean about be like you, is that you have sex so easily and for me it is so complicated and stressfull. I try to masturbate but it didnt endure as long as i think it should. For me, being 25 and without orgsms, sometimes i think my body doesn't work like yours. I just feel one little "explosion" and after that is like my body turns off. :(Last time, i cry in front of my friend because i turn off. That's why he told me we should try in another place. IT is not easy when you had a husband that use you just to his orgasm and turn to sleep and you stay there...all night long asking your self if sex is really only that. I hated sex for 5 years...now i want to discover it, and enyoy it as you do. But it is not easy.
Thanks EvilEvilKitten:o[/quote]

I am not answering for EEK; however, realize many here are much older than you and have had experiences & now are comfortable with sexuality. No need for embarrassment. What you were married to was a selfish jerk who had not feelings for women. Not all are like that...relax & enjoy the ride.

FYI: YOU are free now! Free of his poor behavior!

Lok - no your body is most likely just fine - it is what's in your head that is ruining your fun. You ex was a selfish pig and you were inexerienced at best or a virgin when you married him. Now it is time for you to learn - the truth.

ALL you were taught about sex is WRONG.

Please see the sticky post entitled The Program. That is what you should do for your partner and what your partner should do for you. AT LEAST.

You get one explosion and turn off because that is what your selfish ex taught you was sexual intercourse. He was dead wrong. To fix this, just have your partner return to body worship while you relax, breathe deeply and calmly and enjoy the next ride. After that orgasm - do it again, and do it again. Relax, this is not the Olympics and no one is keepng score. Just make sure you're on birth control and that he wears a condoms.