Welcome to the SI101 Board and its Forums. I hope you enjoy participating.

PLEASE begin by familiarizing yourself with the FAQs, and especially the Posting Guidelines and Index sections found at the top of the main screen. Had you looked around before posting you would have learned that we are tired of penis size questions and comparisons. For more on this, please read the first article listed in the Index, and the related Posting Guidelines.

The Index contains links to helpful informative insightful, as well as how-to articles that discuss the most common questions and concerns people ask about. In addition, if you go to the site's Home page you will find even more information.

EVERYBODY! LET'S LET THIS THREAD END, NOW.

Tnx,
-doc

Age: 20

Length: used wisely
Girth: used wisely

Age: 24
Length: 7 inches
Girth: 6 inches

Let's end this thread once and for all here and now. The subject of size has more replies elsewhere than Carter has pills.

If you absolutely must brag or question, go to the Penis size 101 discussion and add to the 157+ other comments!

Enough already...........

P.S. Nice reply, VS.

You know how I know ur gay. Cause you fantasize about other guys wangs. Kidding. But your question was quite strange. I could care less about another guys member. As long as females say, "By the gods" when I take off my pants, as long as I am giving out them O Faces and makin females take breaks I know I'm all good.

Length: 6inches
Girth: 6inches

[QUOTE=JackCremation;254965]You know how I know ur gay. Cause you fantasize about other guys wangs. Kidding. But your question was quite strange. I could care less about another guys member. As long as females say, "By the gods" when I take off my pants, as long as I am giving out them O Faces and makin females take breaks I know I'm all good.[/QUOTE]

lmao.......

I hate to tell you, but as other women will probably agree with me on this one, and mature men as well, it's not necessarily the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean...basically you just need to know how to use it

until I feel the need to buy a red two seat sports car or a harley or a boat or some other 'compensator' I'm really not worried about it. :D

i dont care if mine was 3 inches or 30 inches, as long as she screams so loud that the neighbours call the cops i'll know i've done my job

I hate BS questions like this.
Just another 'penis-waving' contest between male children.
(firing bazooka now)

GIVE IT A REST, DAMMIT!

Trying to stuff my missile back into my pants as the warhead whizzes by. Oh wait. I'm not wearing pants anyway.

*waves penis once more at Evil Evil Kitten before disappearing over the horizon*

[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;255191]I hate BS questions like this.
Just another 'penis-waving' contest between male children.
(firing bazooka now)

GIVE IT A REST, DAMMIT![/QUOTE]

then I quess asking what the ladies find more preferable length or girth would be flailing it wildly about? :rolleyes:

hmmm....why am I suddenly hearing my mom's voice echoing in my mind?...saying something about it's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out....:eek:

and to think, I thought cock fighting was illegal in most states ..

> I quess asking what the ladies find more preferable length or girth would be flailing it wildly about?

Among other uses, the concern of many women is that a penis only be large enough for them to grasp. Doing so, lets them use the penis as a combination brake and throttle over which they control their man's level of arousal and his speed in his journey toward having an orgasm!

So much for my suggestion that this thread be ended and we go back to using the older longer penis size thread......

and you can also stop with the jokes

<--said with barely controlled laughter

[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;255209]and you can also stop with the jokes

<--said with barely controlled laughter[/QUOTE]

Some are born great...
others have greatness thrust in them...

:D

[QUOTE=shychick07;255021]I hate to tell you, but as other women will probably agree with me on this one, and mature men as well, it's not necessarily the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean...basically you just need to know how to use it[/QUOTE]

yeah but i think jeff foxworthy said it when he said that might be true but i know it takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat. :-)

[QUOTE=brianmyers02;255294]yeah but i think jeff foxworthy said it when he said that might be true but i know it takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat. :-)[/QUOTE]
Omg that made me laugh so hard, I got tears in my eyes! :D

well i am glad you liked it :-)

this is just a bit of fun evil kitten. if we were really that self absorbed about are wedding tackle we wouldnt be making jokes. besides theres nothing wrong with a bit of competition lol

Yes there is - repetitive competition over nothing much is boooring.

thats your opinion and its valid enough as is everyone elses on this forum

Okay - so you two guys go off and compete with eachother while the other men and the ladies go have fun - ok?

ooh, ooh...
can I jump in again and wave mine about while grunting in a neo-animal-cavemanish fashion too? ;)
here...
Let me just sling it over my shoulder and find a place to sit near the firepit... :D

Sure..but the fun's over here by me.

[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;255694]Sure..but the fun's over here by me.[/QUOTE]

ok, dropped it on the ground again...:mad: let me clean off the dirt here, just a sec..:cool: hmmm, ooooh, hmmmmmmm...

<--gets out soapy hot water and a wire brush

should I break out the hot dolphin wax too ?

Not the wax - the WD-40.

WD 40? Is something rusted? Moving parts seizing up? Gunk that needs to be removed from a tight spot?

When dabbed behind the ears, the scent attracts 'car-guys' - then you have a free mechanic to rotate your tires - just- don't have sex on an engine lift.

your right! what was I thinking?!?!?!

<--sound of a whip gently tapping a boot

I have a good mechanic, but he's not my type.:p

Then you'll have to pay him with cash.

[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;255937]<--sound of a whip gently tapping a boot[/QUOTE]

oh pleeeeze mistress....
I promise, I shant never color co-ordinate anything, nor trim my nails except with my teeth (and spit the fragments on the floor).... :o I will walk with my pants on the floor, my hat turned sideways .... :rolleyes:

Now now, Grey - just go outside and play.

[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;255941]Then you'll have to pay him with cash.[/QUOTE]
I only pay him with cash, well sometimes free tickets.

[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;255983]Now now, Grey - just go outside and play.[/QUOTE]

but I must regain my manliness so I can wave my member about and grunt :o To prove I can 'stack up' against guys I've never met... :D and impress the ladies with my implied machismo ;)

Exactly my point, Grey.

[QUOTE=GreyShadow;255972]oh pleeeeze mistress....
I promise, I shant never color co-ordinate anything, nor trim my nails except with my teeth (and spit the fragments on the floor).... :o I will walk with my pants on the floor, my hat turned sideways .... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Oh, and then there are those sloppy types with no manners who put on a cap whichever way and never take it off until bedtime. I hate it when males of the species do not remove their hat/cap when walking into a room. We were taught to remove "your cover" as part of our military training. It just seems like good manners and proper etiquette to do so.

(I wondered about this when we had house guests a couple of weeks ago. The father is a 22 yr. military man whose 17 y/o son never took off his cap from sun up til way after sun down and never inside the house.)

There is a mall in Sacramento that recently instituted new rules, those being that pants have to be up around the waist and any hoods have to be off the head or you cannot enter. There are security guards at the doors as well as roaming around on Segway scooters to check. Once inside, if they find hoods over the head and face and/or pants now around the crotch with underwear displayed, they are escorted out of the building.

I'm anxiously awaiting the next trend in wardrobe attire..........

hey doc,
which mall? sunrise, arden, florin or country club?