[QUOTE=Quote (Greendale @ Dec. 20 2004,17:34)]Farting is disgusting, it's rude when people do it. They have no reason to fart, they just do it for cheap laughs.[/QUOTE]
ok, fartng is kinda gross but it isn't rude when someone does it! farting is a natural thing. u eat u fart. it's not like you can really help it. come on! u know u do it. i don't mean 2 be mean at all, i really don't, but that was kinda stupid.
just curious if u ment for like fun or in a sexual manner. If just to be close or have fun then everyone here has answered as well as i could.
But if its a sexually thing ( some people get turned on by ballons or somthing so it wouldnt be to crazy of a ? )... well i still wouldnt have advise ofr ya but i dont know if u specified ur ? enof if u ment that.
Just lookin out for ya man.
Hehe, well I'm not much of a Veteran when it comes to asking a girl to fart for you, but here it goes... as i see it, if you expose someone, or a group of people to something (sexual or otherwise) you do either it being vivid when talking, using hand gestures, expressions, eventually, they become accustomed to it... i'd say instead of "asking" her, i would encourage it, like farting back or something, making it "ok" so to speak...
I think something that bears mentioning here is the "way it happens". If someone deliberately "farts" to make a spectacle of themselves......that is one thing. If one finds himself beset with the need to pass gas discretely when with your other half, at work, or school..there is always the option of stepping away in private for just a moment.
With care of the foods you eat the farting problem can be minimized. There are tablets you can take before eating these foods too and they are available at places like WalMart or your med store. Bean0 is one well advertised product that comes in tablet or liquid form. The tablets are enzymes which modify the sugar/starch complexes so the body can digest without making gas..at least so much gas. The info presented below explains what happens inside you when you eat certain foods.
I copied this description:
[QUOTE=Quote ]Carbohydrates are made of sugars either alone or in combinations (starches) and before they can be absorbed, they must be broken down into single sugars. Vegetables, beans, nuts, cereals and other foods contain starches and sugars that should be absorbed in the upper intestinal tract. However, some of the carbohydrates cannot be broken down. If they are not absorbed in the intestines, they pass to the colon where bacteria ferment the carbohydrates to release gas.
Half of the world's population develops gas and cramping after drinking milk because they lack the intestinal enzyme that is necessary to break down the double sugar in milk called lactose. If lactose is not absorbed in the upper intestinal tract, bacteria ferment it in the colon to release gas. If you are lactose intolerant, you can avoid dairy products, but no one should avoid vegetables, beans and whole grains.[/QUOTE]
There are products such as "Bean0" tm and Bean-Zyme(about half the price as Bean0) which comes in tablet form and can be taken before eating these foods. It will help to prevent this problem if you take them before eating.
Generally the girls will pack things like this in their purse along
with breath mints, and a load of other things which help them prepare for social situations. The guys(who are in the know) keep such things in the glove box of their car or in a brief case/day timer as a rule...and they are likely to be into their twenties before they are that savvy.
Girls, seem to learn this stuff by the time they carry a purse to school. (my observation) LOL
Farting (and burping for that matter) is a natural process. There's nothing really gross about it. Everyone does it. If you were the only one in the world to do it, then sure, it might be considered a bit gross, but everyone does it.
Yea, sure, when you walk in the bathroom after someone, it does have a nice stinky smell to it and you send evil glares and vibes to the person who did it. But face it, shit stinks. No one's fart and no one's shit is going to come out smelling like roses. People do the same thing when they come in the bathroom after you.
And it's only rude if it's at an inappropriate time or you're just doing it for shits and giggles around people you don't know or you would rather constantly let one rip every minute rather than excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.
Dude, come on, farts are natural. There are times when its rude, like in bed or in a car full of people, but if Im just sittin around my living room with friends or family, and I gotta fart, I aint waiting till i get to a bathroom! Its really not THAT big a deal...
Im just wondering why you want your girlfriend to do it... I have a feeling we are being messed with here...
Farting is a strange wierd situation in itself even if it is men around men....or women around women.
Most people who are new to each other will be on their best behavior and try to not do anything objectionable to the other
as long as they can prolong the trend. Farting is one of the
best examples.
Many people will beg the others pardon while they go in the other room, or bathroom and pass the noxious gasses. Ironically when people are anxious when being with a new love interest, the body dumps chemicals into the system which
will cause them to make gas. Of course they don't wish to
fart in front of someone they barely know and run them off.
When two people have been together some time.....they will
become more relaxed and tolerant of each others bodily functions. You know you are in a healthy relationship when
you can fart and it go unnoticed or unmentioned.
erm... are you coming from the feeling that your confortable around each other, if so, just don't say anything and it'll continue. Actually asking will seem weird...
well tell her the other day when you farted in front of me it really turned me on for some reason could you maybe do it more often if you dont think that is to wierd:cool:
[QUOTE=Greendale;117834]Farting is disgusting, it's rude when people do it. They have no reason to fart, they just do it for cheap laughs.[/QUOTE]
actually holding in a fart for too long can cause pains in your stomach as unwanted body gases are forced to stay within when they should be released.
Farting or Passing Wind is very natural and i would advise anyone that when they need to fart go ahead and do so. unless in a massive crowd with no air circulation but other than that just fart if you need to.
You are not doing yourself any favours by holding it in and in no way is it for cheap laughs nor rude.
[QUOTE]They have no reason to fart[/QUOTE]
well actually as mentioned above.. they do have a reason to fart. a very legit one.
If farting wasn't useful to us then we wouldn't need to do it.
well i think i know where you're coming from... i'm not one to just go and fart in front of anyone. my bf and me have been together 3 yrs and he eventually got comfortable enough to fart around me - although i still comment every time he does so. once i mistakenly also farted when i was near him (i thought it was going to be a silent one hehe) anyway his reaction was really weird - he had this huge smile and hugged me and said thank u. his reason for doing so - he continued to explain - was that he was happy because the fact that i farted in front of him meant that he knew that i was comfortable enough to do so around him and it showed the relationship had reached a certain stage.
Well personally i find it hilarious to judge a relationship on farts and still comment every time he does it .... but anyway maybe that's where he's coming from by wanting to ask his gf to fart for him! .... oh and btw about that...don't ASK her...at most u can give some kind of weird speech like my bf did the next time she does it hehe! gluck with that
I think there is a real art to farting. We all do it, its necessary, but the etiquette of farting varies considerably depending on the social situation. The silent fart is a practiced skill which we have all learnt, right? The opposite to that is the noisy fart, which a bunch of guys will sometimes indulge in after an evening on the piss. The aim there is to see who can fart the loudest and longest. It can be embaressing, though, if you misjudge the social situation.
My girlfriend used to never fart around me, but then finally after I'd say 5 or 6 months we were joking around one day and she did... now she won't stop hahah.
I had depression for a long time and while I had it, I denied myself relationships because I thought I had to love me more.
So now that I am no longer depressed and older, I do not have much experience with intimacy.
Also, due to the depression, I had developed gastrointestinal problems. Now I am so embarassed when it happens in general that I am deeply afraid of it happening while I am intimate.
I had depression for a long time and while I had it, I denied myself relationships because I thought I had to love me more.
So now that I am no longer depressed and older, I do not have much experience with intimacy.
Also, due to the depression, I had developed gastrointestinal problems. Now I am so embarassed when it happens in general that I am deeply afraid of it happening while I am intimate.
Are there any suggestions?
tamy36[/quote]
Uhmmm....never had an issue when being intimate...if you find such issues perhaps seek a consult from the GI docs or watch your diet?
Health condition or no..everyone farts. It happens, its going to happen eventually, and any guy that is immature enough to think less of you for it IS NOT worth you or your time. Period.
On a more amusing note... this may sound gross to many of you but I have no shame in telling.. one of my ex's and I had kind of a game that started after I accidentally farted while laying on the sofa watching tv. I had my legs on his lap with my butt pressed to the side of his leg..so not only did he hear it, but felt it too lol. I was so embarassed and mortified..but then he just looked at me and went "OMG YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!YOU JUST FARTED ON ME!!!" but then ripped a huge loud one himself, so he obviously meant to be sarcastic. After that, it became a game to trick eachother into getting farted on..not often mind you, we didn't just go around farting all the time. But every once in awhile, we'd be laying in bed cuddling, with me behind him, and he'd let one go then say "Gotcha...me 20 points, you nil" or I would climb onto his lap all sexy like and kiss him..then lay one on him and scream "YES! 20 points BEYATCH!". Yes, it was very immature, we were young..I wouldn't dream of doing it with my current boyfriend, though I have farted around him, and he has around me. It is silly yes, but it does say something about your level of comfort with eachother and the relationship.
Ok...What about my other problem of not being experienced enough due to the depression I had as a kid. I am 36 and I just got out of it a couple years ago.
[QUOTE=nuttychick;227068]When is happens just laugh and say "mi Bad" :rolleyes:
a guy that thinks any less of a woman who "passes wind"
is just a jerk:D[/QUOTE]
I agree that he would be a jerk but when you meet someone for the first time, impressions are everything...
[quote=tamy36;227076]What if she 'passes wind' at night when she sleeps?
What if it happened when she was sleeping with him?:confused:[/quote] Since you have a child already, I assume you have lived w/a man. When people sleep this normally happens; it's not as if people stay wake listening or waiting. Now if you sound like a fog horn all the time, yeah, it may turn a man away. However, air does escape & how you handle it is up to you.
[QUOTE=sera300;227082]Since you have a child already, I assume you have lived w/a man. When people sleep this normally happens; it's not as if people stay wake listening or waiting. Now if you sound like a fog horn all the time, yeah, it may turn a man away. However, air does escape & how you handle it is up to you.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=tamy36;227089]How would you handle it?[/QUOTE]
Handle it with humour:D
Apparently i fart while i sleep:rolleyes: pfft i snore too.. whatever...:D
every morning when i get out of bed.. I let rip a real big noisy one
it just pops out lol.... So basiclly the first thing I do in the morning is laugh:) which gets my sweetman laughing too.....
Sera is telling a BIG STORY...........number one she has NEVER passed gas
and if she had it would NOT STINK.....she may have on a very rare occasion
FLUFFED but other than that nothing.
This is too funny. A bunch of us got together tonight and were discussing all the odd things that happen while being intimate. Just before Goof and I ended our benefits I had major issues with letting it loose. At that point we had known each other 8 years and had been intimate for 3 years. As I was in the doggie position, well...LOL
Goof loved playing with my bum and/or bum cheeks, his own fault I say. Luckily there was no odor, yet the number of times I tooted is and will always be a mystery. If he had an issue then it would of been for him to change the position we were in, to just stop it all, or to not bring it up everytime, ok almost everytime. We actually just went with it, he teased in jest. And well he didn't see my red face because of the position we were in.
Because very few mutual friends know about our past discussing this gave me a little revenge. I think I have a bruise or two on my leg from where he kept kicking me to shut me up. LOL Farting is a function, some do it more than others and hopefully the one we are in bed with is one of the people who accepts this, better than the little old lady behind you in line while you are getting a coffee.
Do you really want to hold it in while your in bed and trying to let it all out?
[QUOTE=constantlylearning;227115]Sera is telling a BIG STORY...........number one she has NEVER passed gas
and if she had it would NOT STINK.....she may have on a very rare occasion
FLUFFED but other than that nothing.[/QUOTE]
CL is this meant to be humorous???
if so maybe an edit is required;)
Absolutely meant in a humorous vain.............I reread apologies all around.
It was basically (she is ladylike and 'fluffs" as opposed to farting)...............
my bad
[quote=constantlylearning;227130]Absolutely meant in a humorous vain.............I reread apologies all around.
It was basically (she is ladylike and 'fluffs" as opposed to farting)...............
my bad[/quote] I'll take it as a compliment....no apology needed. I was thinking you were you meant not "fluff" just full of hot air! :)
It's rather serious for me...enough to put me in a depression.
A friend of mine has the same problem and she laughs at herself all the time.
I can't do that. I've had this issue as a kid and I still have the emotional scars (I know I need to get over it but...I can`t since it is still an issue with people making me feel bad about myself because of it).
No, once upon a time I heard a very refined and elegant lady just say that she didnt call it farting nor
passing gas but simply a slight fluff......................kinda seemed to fit the ultra nice Sera.
THanks for all the advice Sera300. I appreciate it more than you can possibly know.
The Ontario health office is closed so they only have teleinformation. They don't talk to me about what I need to talk about.
I noticed that you don't want to talk private anymore. I respect that.
[quote=tamy36;227211]THanks for all the advice Sera300. I appreciate it more than you can possibly know.
The Ontario health office is closed so they only have teleinformation. They don't talk to me about what I need to talk about.
I noticed that you don't want to talk private anymore. I respect that.[/quote]
I sent you two e-mails...did you get them? I wold find out why they are closed, is it the hour or you need an appointment? For now work on watching your diet, especially since college students have bad dietary habits. I gave you a list today of foods to avoid and how. Be certain to keep a journal as well! What you took in and what result it had.
As far as discussions with the health staff; you need to take control over the matter and get the answers you need!
I am not certain but you should be able to be referred to a GI doc. I don't know any practitioner's in Ontario; only around the Tri-State area.
[quote=constantlylearning;227217]BUt Sera..........you know that I never held those slight indiscretions against
you......;)[/quote] Rest assured; nor have I held such against you! LOL! :)
[quote=constantlylearning;227233]The positives outride the negatives???? Especially in those certain moments?[/quote] All positives out-ride the negatives with you!
[QUOTE=Quote (Greendale @ Dec. 20 2004,17:34)]Farting is disgusting, it's rude when people do it. They have no reason to fart, they just do it for cheap laughs.[/QUOTE]
ok, fartng is kinda gross but it isn't rude when someone does it! farting is a natural thing. u eat u fart. it's not like you can really help it. come on! u know u do it. i don't mean 2 be mean at all, i really don't, but that was kinda stupid.
just curious if u ment for like fun or in a sexual manner. If just to be close or have fun then everyone here has answered as well as i could.
But if its a sexually thing ( some people get turned on by ballons or somthing so it wouldnt be to crazy of a ? )... well i still wouldnt have advise ofr ya but i dont know if u specified ur ? enof if u ment that.
Just lookin out for ya man.
Good luck.
Hehe, well I'm not much of a Veteran when it comes to asking a girl to fart for you, but here it goes... as i see it, if you expose someone, or a group of people to something (sexual or otherwise) you do either it being vivid when talking, using hand gestures, expressions, eventually, they become accustomed to it... i'd say instead of "asking" her, i would encourage it, like farting back or something, making it "ok" so to speak...
I just farted... Tee Hee
I think something that bears mentioning here is the "way it happens". If someone deliberately "farts" to make a spectacle of themselves......that is one thing. If one finds himself beset with the need to pass gas discretely when with your other half, at work, or school..there is always the option of stepping away in private for just a moment.
With care of the foods you eat the farting problem can be minimized. There are tablets you can take before eating these foods too and they are available at places like WalMart or your med store. Bean0 is one well advertised product that comes in tablet or liquid form. The tablets are enzymes which modify the sugar/starch complexes so the body can digest without making gas..at least so much gas. The info presented below explains what happens inside you when you eat certain foods.
I copied this description:
[QUOTE=Quote ]Carbohydrates are made of sugars either alone or in combinations (starches) and before they can be absorbed, they must be broken down into single sugars. Vegetables, beans, nuts, cereals and other foods contain starches and sugars that should be absorbed in the upper intestinal tract. However, some of the carbohydrates cannot be broken down. If they are not absorbed in the intestines, they pass to the colon where bacteria ferment the carbohydrates to release gas.
Half of the world's population develops gas and cramping after drinking milk because they lack the intestinal enzyme that is necessary to break down the double sugar in milk called lactose. If lactose is not absorbed in the upper intestinal tract, bacteria ferment it in the colon to release gas. If you are lactose intolerant, you can avoid dairy products, but no one should avoid vegetables, beans and whole grains.[/QUOTE]
There are products such as "Bean0" tm and Bean-Zyme(about half the price as Bean0) which comes in tablet form and can be taken before eating these foods. It will help to prevent this problem if you take them before eating.
Bean0
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Generally the girls will pack things like this in their purse along
with breath mints, and a load of other things which help them prepare for social situations. The guys(who are in the know) keep such things in the glove box of their car or in a brief case/day timer as a rule...and they are likely to be into their twenties before they are that savvy.
Girls, seem to learn this stuff by the time they carry a purse to school. (my observation) LOL
eDJ
Farting (and burping for that matter) is a natural process. There's nothing really gross about it. Everyone does it. If you were the only one in the world to do it, then sure, it might be considered a bit gross, but everyone does it.
Yea, sure, when you walk in the bathroom after someone, it does have a nice stinky smell to it and you send evil glares and vibes to the person who did it. But face it, shit stinks. No one's fart and no one's shit is going to come out smelling like roses. People do the same thing when they come in the bathroom after you.
And it's only rude if it's at an inappropriate time or you're just doing it for shits and giggles around people you don't know or you would rather constantly let one rip every minute rather than excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.
Dude, come on, farts are natural. There are times when its rude, like in bed or in a car full of people, but if Im just sittin around my living room with friends or family, and I gotta fart, I aint waiting till i get to a bathroom! Its really not THAT big a deal...
Im just wondering why you want your girlfriend to do it... I have a feeling we are being messed with here...
anyways...
If you eat you fart... On the average 12-20 times a day and many times you don't even know it.
Can't believe its considered so gross but then again my mother farts at the dining room table... She calls it a "toot"
JR
Farting is disgusting, it's rude when people do it. They have no reason to fart, they just do it for cheap laughs.
Farting is a strange wierd situation in itself even if it is men around men....or women around women.
Most people who are new to each other will be on their best behavior and try to not do anything objectionable to the other
as long as they can prolong the trend. Farting is one of the
best examples.
Many people will beg the others pardon while they go in the other room, or bathroom and pass the noxious gasses. Ironically when people are anxious when being with a new love interest, the body dumps chemicals into the system which
will cause them to make gas. Of course they don't wish to
fart in front of someone they barely know and run them off.
When two people have been together some time.....they will
become more relaxed and tolerant of each others bodily functions. You know you are in a healthy relationship when
you can fart and it go unnoticed or unmentioned.
eDJ
um.. well i dont know any girl who would take you seriously if you asked her to fart for you... can't you get off to something else?
erm... are you coming from the feeling that your confortable around each other, if so, just don't say anything and it'll continue. Actually asking will seem weird...
Well two can play at that game, so let one just rip!
"A fartin horse will never tire and a fartin man is the one to hire"
JR
it's an odd request so i don't really think you could request it without sounding weird.
well tell her the other day when you farted in front of me it really turned me on for some reason could you maybe do it more often if you dont think that is to wierd:cool:
[QUOTE=Greendale;117834]Farting is disgusting, it's rude when people do it. They have no reason to fart, they just do it for cheap laughs.[/QUOTE]
actually holding in a fart for too long can cause pains in your stomach as unwanted body gases are forced to stay within when they should be released.
Farting or Passing Wind is very natural and i would advise anyone that when they need to fart go ahead and do so. unless in a massive crowd with no air circulation but other than that just fart if you need to.
You are not doing yourself any favours by holding it in and in no way is it for cheap laughs nor rude.
[QUOTE]They have no reason to fart[/QUOTE]
well actually as mentioned above.. they do have a reason to fart. a very legit one.
If farting wasn't useful to us then we wouldn't need to do it.
hahahaha,
my bf wants me to fart when hes around.
no wayy!
i think its rude and un lady like, though i burp and swear and act like a guy.
kinda werid but fartings just not for me
specially if you smell, damn!
Hey if farting is what turns you on, then so be it. Sounds like a fairly harmless fetish to me (as long as it is in private).
tru dat cyclefreak, lol
thats so strange.
well i think i know where you're coming from... i'm not one to just go and fart in front of anyone. my bf and me have been together 3 yrs and he eventually got comfortable enough to fart around me - although i still comment every time he does so. once i mistakenly also farted when i was near him (i thought it was going to be a silent one hehe) anyway his reaction was really weird - he had this huge smile and hugged me and said thank u. his reason for doing so - he continued to explain - was that he was happy because the fact that i farted in front of him meant that he knew that i was comfortable enough to do so around him and it showed the relationship had reached a certain stage.
Well personally i find it hilarious to judge a relationship on farts and still comment every time he does it .... but anyway maybe that's where he's coming from by wanting to ask his gf to fart for him! .... oh and btw about that...don't ASK her...at most u can give some kind of weird speech like my bf did the next time she does it hehe! gluck with that
I think there is a real art to farting. We all do it, its necessary, but the etiquette of farting varies considerably depending on the social situation. The silent fart is a practiced skill which we have all learnt, right? The opposite to that is the noisy fart, which a bunch of guys will sometimes indulge in after an evening on the piss. The aim there is to see who can fart the loudest and longest. It can be embaressing, though, if you misjudge the social situation.
My girlfriend used to never fart around me, but then finally after I'd say 5 or 6 months we were joking around one day and she did... now she won't stop hahah.
Hi.
I had depression for a long time and while I had it, I denied myself relationships because I thought I had to love me more.
So now that I am no longer depressed and older, I do not have much experience with intimacy.
Also, due to the depression, I had developed gastrointestinal problems. Now I am so embarassed when it happens in general that I am deeply afraid of it happening while I am intimate.
Are there any suggestions?
tamy36
[quote=tamy36;227036]Hi.
I had depression for a long time and while I had it, I denied myself relationships because I thought I had to love me more.
So now that I am no longer depressed and older, I do not have much experience with intimacy.
Also, due to the depression, I had developed gastrointestinal problems. Now I am so embarassed when it happens in general that I am deeply afraid of it happening while I am intimate.
Are there any suggestions?
tamy36[/quote]
Uhmmm....never had an issue when being intimate...if you find such issues perhaps seek a consult from the GI docs or watch your diet?
Its never happened because I am rarely intimate with someone.
I'm afraid that it could happen though.
What if it does? Does the guy think any less of you?
I mean, it's a health condition...:confused:
[QUOTE=tamy36;227066]Its never happened because I am rarely intimate with someone.
I'm afraid that it could happen though.
What if it does? Does the guy think any less of you?
I mean, it's a health condition...:confused:[/QUOTE]
When is happens just laugh and say "mi Bad" :rolleyes:
a guy that thinks any less of a woman who "passes wind"
is just a jerk:D
Health condition or no..everyone farts. It happens, its going to happen eventually, and any guy that is immature enough to think less of you for it IS NOT worth you or your time. Period.
On a more amusing note... this may sound gross to many of you but I have no shame in telling.. one of my ex's and I had kind of a game that started after I accidentally farted while laying on the sofa watching tv. I had my legs on his lap with my butt pressed to the side of his leg..so not only did he hear it, but felt it too lol. I was so embarassed and mortified..but then he just looked at me and went "OMG YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!YOU JUST FARTED ON ME!!!" but then ripped a huge loud one himself, so he obviously meant to be sarcastic. After that, it became a game to trick eachother into getting farted on..not often mind you, we didn't just go around farting all the time. But every once in awhile, we'd be laying in bed cuddling, with me behind him, and he'd let one go then say "Gotcha...me 20 points, you nil" or I would climb onto his lap all sexy like and kiss him..then lay one on him and scream "YES! 20 points BEYATCH!". Yes, it was very immature, we were young..I wouldn't dream of doing it with my current boyfriend, though I have farted around him, and he has around me. It is silly yes, but it does say something about your level of comfort with eachother and the relationship.
Ok...What about my other problem of not being experienced enough due to the depression I had as a kid. I am 36 and I just got out of it a couple years ago.
[QUOTE=nuttychick;227068]When is happens just laugh and say "mi Bad" :rolleyes:
a guy that thinks any less of a woman who "passes wind"
is just a jerk:D[/QUOTE]
I agree that he would be a jerk but when you meet someone for the first time, impressions are everything...
[QUOTE=tamy36;227072]I agree that he would be a jerk but when you meet someone for the first time, impressions are everything...[/QUOTE]
What if she 'passes wind' at night when she sleeps?
What if it happened when she was sleeping with him?:confused:
[quote=tamy36;227076]What if she 'passes wind' at night when she sleeps?
What if it happened when she was sleeping with him?:confused:[/quote] Since you have a child already, I assume you have lived w/a man. When people sleep this normally happens; it's not as if people stay wake listening or waiting. Now if you sound like a fog horn all the time, yeah, it may turn a man away. However, air does escape & how you handle it is up to you.
[QUOTE=sera300;227082]Since you have a child already, I assume you have lived w/a man. When people sleep this normally happens; it's not as if people stay wake listening or waiting. Now if you sound like a fog horn all the time, yeah, it may turn a man away. However, air does escape & how you handle it is up to you.[/QUOTE]
How would you handle it?
[QUOTE=tamy36;227089]How would you handle it?[/QUOTE]
Handle it with humour:D
Apparently i fart while i sleep:rolleyes: pfft i snore too.. whatever...:D
every morning when i get out of bed.. I let rip a real big noisy one
it just pops out lol.... So basiclly the first thing I do in the morning is laugh:) which gets my sweetman laughing too.....
[quote=tamy36;227089]How would you handle it?[/quote] I replied to your PM...
Sera is telling a BIG STORY...........number one she has NEVER passed gas
and if she had it would NOT STINK.....she may have on a very rare occasion
FLUFFED but other than that nothing.
This is too funny. A bunch of us got together tonight and were discussing all the odd things that happen while being intimate. Just before Goof and I ended our benefits I had major issues with letting it loose. At that point we had known each other 8 years and had been intimate for 3 years. As I was in the doggie position, well...LOL
Goof loved playing with my bum and/or bum cheeks, his own fault I say. Luckily there was no odor, yet the number of times I tooted is and will always be a mystery. If he had an issue then it would of been for him to change the position we were in, to just stop it all, or to not bring it up everytime, ok almost everytime. We actually just went with it, he teased in jest. And well he didn't see my red face because of the position we were in.
Because very few mutual friends know about our past discussing this gave me a little revenge. I think I have a bruise or two on my leg from where he kept kicking me to shut me up. LOL Farting is a function, some do it more than others and hopefully the one we are in bed with is one of the people who accepts this, better than the little old lady behind you in line while you are getting a coffee.
Do you really want to hold it in while your in bed and trying to let it all out?
[QUOTE=constantlylearning;227115]Sera is telling a BIG STORY...........number one she has NEVER passed gas
and if she had it would NOT STINK.....she may have on a very rare occasion
FLUFFED but other than that nothing.[/QUOTE]
CL is this meant to be humorous???
if so maybe an edit is required;)
[quote=nuttychick;227123]CL is this meant to be humorous???
if so maybe an edit is required;)[/quote]
I am absolutely lost.:confused:
Absolutely meant in a humorous vain.............I reread apologies all around.
It was basically (she is ladylike and 'fluffs" as opposed to farting)...............
my bad
[quote=constantlylearning;227130]Absolutely meant in a humorous vain.............I reread apologies all around.
It was basically (she is ladylike and 'fluffs" as opposed to farting)...............
my bad[/quote] I'll take it as a compliment....no apology needed. I was thinking you were you meant not "fluff" just full of hot air! :)
Notice this is a topic I took off line! LOL!
You guys are all so funny!!! lol
Thanks for showing me the easy going viewpoint.
It's rather serious for me...enough to put me in a depression.
A friend of mine has the same problem and she laughs at herself all the time.
I can't do that. I've had this issue as a kid and I still have the emotional scars (I know I need to get over it but...I can`t since it is still an issue with people making me feel bad about myself because of it).
No, once upon a time I heard a very refined and elegant lady just say that she didnt call it farting nor
passing gas but simply a slight fluff......................kinda seemed to fit the ultra nice Sera.
Now Tamy behave.
Oh, thanks NUTTY............
lol good Boy CL...:D
Me thinks we need to work on your written humour:p:D
THanks for all the advice Sera300. I appreciate it more than you can possibly know.
The Ontario health office is closed so they only have teleinformation. They don't talk to me about what I need to talk about.
I noticed that you don't want to talk private anymore. I respect that.
[quote=tamy36;227211]THanks for all the advice Sera300. I appreciate it more than you can possibly know.
The Ontario health office is closed so they only have teleinformation. They don't talk to me about what I need to talk about.
I noticed that you don't want to talk private anymore. I respect that.[/quote]
I sent you two e-mails...did you get them? I wold find out why they are closed, is it the hour or you need an appointment? For now work on watching your diet, especially since college students have bad dietary habits. I gave you a list today of foods to avoid and how. Be certain to keep a journal as well! What you took in and what result it had.
As far as discussions with the health staff; you need to take control over the matter and get the answers you need!
I am not certain but you should be able to be referred to a GI doc. I don't know any practitioner's in Ontario; only around the Tri-State area.
BUt Sera..........you know that I never held those slight indiscretions against
you......;)
[quote=constantlylearning;227217]BUt Sera..........you know that I never held those slight indiscretions against
you......;)[/quote] Rest assured; nor have I held such against you! LOL! :)
The positives outride the negatives???? Especially in those certain moments?
[quote=constantlylearning;227233]The positives outride the negatives???? Especially in those certain moments?[/quote] All positives out-ride the negatives with you!
Even in those private private moments??
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