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get your penis plant!

so, how many did you order?...

Hi, Hi! ROFL! :D

uhhhh.... let me see:
1 for me and 1 for him -for mere decoration purposes off course-,
1 for cleaning,
1 for the lovely kid next door
and 1 for the kittens to play with...
Such an amaaazzzzzzing product!
:o:rolleyes::p:D

How about you?

kitties to play with !? :eek: guess better that scraching post than another ;)

Well, let's say we've got 3 kitties around the house. Two who'd need the plant and one that's very satisfied with the other ;)

And uhmmm... you'll never know what the two furballs are up to! One of them usually is laying down on the bed next to us. I've been giggling many times as she tends to brush up against my breasts. Though she usually stays at a distance when we're actually busy. She's more of the "voyeur". But last time she did something absolutely hilarious! I was given my bf a bj and suddenly she just went over and started licking his toes! We both burst out laughing :D So you'll never know what she does next, hi, hi! Better get her a toy as a matter of precaution ;)

toe licking?...kinky, sounds like she wanted to make it a threesome. :D

ha, ew, kitty/people threesome

Ha, ha! :D Still doing the ROFL over here (they should be naming a dance that way, would be a cool and catchy name!)
Yes, she definitely has a toe-fetish, just seems to be developing accurate timing along the way :p
But uhmmmm... bestiality is not my cupatea, so no thanx. Best keep it to kitty-voyeur :rolleyes:

Gosh, how a 'simple' conversation about penis-plants could lead to toe-licking-kitty-threesomes... Yes, your honor, I'm guilty as hell! ;)

bestiality may not be your cupatea, but with the amazing Penis Plant ! Dendrophiliality* can be! ;)

*Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants, popularized by the movie "Superstar" with Molly Shannon (I looked it up...)

Hmmm.... aka: tree hugging hippie! :D

Have I ever told how lying on my back under a tree, staring at the branches while the light softly tingles through the leaves, makes me soooooo happy! :) Have even done it in the summerrain once with the glittery wetness dripping down on me... Hmmmm, maybe should skip past "decoration purposes"... Hi, hi! ;)

Greyshadow, still wondering how many you bought and for what purpose(s)... Please, do enlighten me in your humorfull ways! :)

[QUOTE=RedRoses;258564]Hmmm.... aka: tree hugging hippie! :D
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Talk about a woody, kinda gives new meaning to 'morning wood'.. :lol

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Greyshadow, still wondering how many you bought and for what purpose(s)... Please, do enlighten me in your humorfull ways! :)[/QUOTE]

Lets see, my retired school teacher freind, she got one...

Several gift wrapped for emergency x-mas/birthday gifts and ready to go...

A couple for the office (break room I think....) should 'liven' things up abit.

any ideas?

I'm wondering about the special x-mas offer...
Probably gives a new meaning to 'decorating the tree' ;)

[QUOTE=RedRoses;258671]I'm wondering about the special x-mas offer...
Probably gives a new meaning to 'decorating the tree' ;)[/QUOTE]

by wrapping a few emergency gifts now (aug/sept) by the time xmas rolls around I'd of forgotten what they where (especially since they're all wrapped the same).....great fun for everyone! :D

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